Penguins of Madagascar Article: Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

posted by BlowholeRulez

Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish Penulisan now, coz SOME Rawak FAG ON Fanpop IS Membaca MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.

BlowholeRulez Do you guys like it? =3

BlowholeRulez Sorry it's so short, just didn't know what to say :L

skipper321 It was weird. but good

BlowholeRulez Yeah. I am random but my friends just call me plain wierd Dx

BlowholeRulez Yes, she has a gun :P

BlowholeRulez btw guys Nori is pronounced Noaree. lol. I just hate it when ppl pronounce her Nohree.

skipperpengui oh no blowhole

Surviving high school...chapter 1

posted by spmana123

This is a fanfic I thought of...no judging ok guys:D

I was sitting in my bed....why did I have to transfer to another highschool during the tahun anyway?... My dads so stupid sometimes with his job....I miss all my old friends...but my mom berkata tomorrow when I start at central zoo high school..I would make new friends....oh wait..I'm sorry..I haven't introduced myself..my names private...I'm a freshman in highschool...and my dads name is mark..he's a accountant...and my moms name is Michelle...she's a stay at utama mom...and we just moved from Ohios zoo to New York City central zoo...I'm hoping...

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Penguins of madagascar battle phrases:)

posted by spmana123

This is battle phrases that they would say if they were beginning to battle:)

Skipper:"your here to challenge me? Heh, alright then...."

Kowlaksi:"by my calculations....your going to lose this battle...

Private:"don't let my age and cuteness full you! I'm gonna tear anda apart!"

Rico:"your gonna wish anda never even looked at me...heheh..."

Julien:"my dance moves will make me win this battle!"

Rat king:"I'm going to crush your neck with one strike.."

Fred:"ugh.....who are anda again?..."

Marlene:"your going down! I guarantee it!"

Roger:"do we really have to fight? Ok, if anda want your life over..."

Hanz:"this...

Corpse party/penguins:book of shadows chapter 4:purgatory

posted by spmana123

Julien had just run out if the nurses office, shaking after what he saw, he saw a dead body with its intenses all out, julien had ran out, and begun to throw up.

Julien:"gag" "gag" "cough"

Julien continued to do this until he wondered where Maurice was...why would Maurice leave him?

Julien: oh god....why was there a body in there?! Where are---

Julien then stood up and realized where he was....he remembers it all....skipper was right, they all were in here one time....

Julien: I remember everything.....I remember Maurice--

Julien then stood up and remembered what happened to Maurice....when Maurice...

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A New Crush (Full Story!)

posted by Number1SkippFan

Chapter 1
Hey this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)This fanfic is about a girl penguin that comes to the zoo and falls for Skipper.

My name is Kat, but I'm not a cat, I am a penguin, from Antarctica. I have one problem with my home: it's too cold. I knew one hari I would escape that horrible snow land, and that hari was yesterday, when that weird man came and put me in a crate, and for once in my life I felt comfortable and warm.

Today I am traveling to a new home, hopefully a warm one.

I don't know how long I was in that krat but all I know now is that I'm here at my new home...a zoo? cool!...

The Good, the Bad, the Dangerous, chapter 3

posted by queenpalm

The seterusnya hari passed quickly. The girls bustled around to get everything ready. Monique and I made a run to the Snackiterium. I spent a great portion of my hari making smoothies for everyone coming and putting them into the freezer. I made Buah smoothies and ikan smoothies. I mean, I understand the fruit, but still, it's gross how those Haiwan eat ikan all the time. How can they stand it!
All the girls in the zoo were talking. I did my daily reports early, and Keeper P purposely made the zoo close early. At about 4:00, we (the girls) gathered sejak the tunnel to Central Park. Annabella, Michelle,...

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A New Crush Chapter 9

posted by Number1SkippFan

hei this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)
I'm probably going to focus lebih on Skipper's POV. Srry I didn't mention what POV means I've seen it a lot and thought anda guys knew what it meant, well anyway, POV means point of view. Enjoy! :)

Skipper's POV:
I tried to steer clear of Kat and Marlene for the past couple days, but it's been hard, well, it should be, Kat is our roommate, and Marlene drops sejak daily.

"Skippa? Where's your coffee?" Private asked me

"I don't want any" I replied

"Skipper still isn't himself after what happened Private" Kowalski berkata annoyed, probably because he tells Private...

Corpse party/penguins: chapter 6

posted by spmana123

Freddy: here....try this bathroom...

Private: ok....

Private and Freddy had walked all over the place looking for a bathroom for private, but had no luck whatsoever, this was the last bathroom stall, hopefully it was good.

While private was in the bathroom, Freddy heard a familiar voice to him, it was his friend mike, who came running up to him.

Mike: oh thank god! Your alive!

Freddy: mike! Your ok too!

Mike: thank god I found you, everyone else we knew I have found dead atau noted from them..... God! What happened! We were all just having a blast a few hours ago, and now everyone we know is dead!

Freddy:...

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Cinta hurts:chapter 1, the beginning

posted by spmana123

It was a typical hari at the zoo again, just laying down on my bed, I had another dream about skipper..I can get him out of my head....but I don't know what to do! What should I do Leslie? "We'll Marlene, have anda told him about your feelings towards him?" berkata Leslie.(Leslie was one of my best Friends at the zoo, we talk about everything together). " I've tried, but he ignores me like I'm nothing towards him" I said. We both continued to talk about how to make him like me, until Leslie thought of this crazy idea that might just work. "Why don't anda just go out with one of his friends, that...

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A New Crush Chapter 1

posted by Number1SkippFan

hei this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)This fanfic is about a girl penguin that comes to the zoo and falls for Skipper.

My name is Kat, but I'm not a cat, I am a penguin, from Antarctica. I have one problem with my home: it's too cold. I knew one hari I would escape that horrible snow land, and that hari was yesterday, when that weird man came and put me in a crate, and for once in my life I felt comfortable and warm.

Today I am traveling to a new home, hopefully a warm one.

I don't know how long I was in that krat but all I know now is that I'm here at my new home...a zoo? cool!

Am I alone in this penguin habitat? Just then I hear waddling coming from under the platform, okay good I'm not alone.

Skipper pokes his head through the hatch hole and spots Kat, then calls the the rest of the team. Is our new penguin here yet Skipper? Private asks. Yes Private, she's here.

Oh hi I'm Kat, I'm new here I berkata cheerfully.

What if manfredi and johnson were still alive

posted by Kowalskyman1

if manfredi and Johnson were still alive I think it would go like this.....
manfredi: ATENTION MEN, TODAY IS THE 4TH ANIVERSARY OF THE hari SKIPPER AND KOWALSKI MET THEIR FATE IN THAT hari SPA INCIDENT,
private; I thought it was something to do with a whale?
rico:blaugh blagga blappo flying pirhanas
Johnson: I was told Cinta potion #37
benny(new recruit):a talent tunjuk gone wrong with chinese lanterns?
skippers ghost (DUN dun DUUUUN):NO it was all manfredis fault, he (manfredi sucks him up with vaccum)
kowalskis ghost: as skipper was saying we were in manila when(manfredi drops selamat, peti deposit keselamatan on him)
skippers ghost(escaping from vaccum): trust me skipper what could go wrong he said...(vaccum is thrown out of window)
kowalskis ghost (stepping out of safe): and then the gajah foot went off and the manillan border patrol...(is aslo thrown out window)
(manfredi grabs selamat, peti deposit keselamatan and grenade and throws both out window
BOOOOOM
all stare at manfredi then take a step back....

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Warrior's Of Night -4- ~Petting Zoo Madness/HQ Madness~

posted by winkies77

Ok peacebaby7 here's umm well, chappie 4 XD

5:00 p.m., Petting Zoo
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"AH!" Skipper screamed and stomped and killed lots of bugs atau anda know what ever they were, but lebih kept coming to bite him.

Rico came 4 minit later, and almost passed out sejak the sight of hundreds of....things. He puked up a flyswatter and started smashing bugs. But it was no use.

He finally gave up and watched in horror as his leader would (possibly) be eaten. He glanced to his right and saw a book--more like a journal--and picked it up.
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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 4: Winkes

posted by legendary7

They finally are up the stairs, when they meet yet another hallway. Private's tiny jaw almost hits the floor. Nigel contuines waddling on down it. His nephew stares up at him, and imitates his every move.
"We're close, Private." Nigel encourages Private. The young penguin slouches onward, but quickly goes back to Berlakon like his uncle. His mother laughs, for she knows she made the right decision.
"Nigel, what does this machine do?" She asks cautiously gesturing toward a colossal rectangluar appliance. It is black on the bahagian, atas and bottom. A shiny object seals vivid minisquel shapes that are held...

Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 1 A hari which changed everything

posted by MadagascarGirl

Okay, this chapter was already done but it was full of grammar errors, so I post this one with a better grammar. Of course, it’s still full of mistakes but believe me, it’s better than the first one. ;D
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It was a beautiful sunny the Central Park Zoo the Haiwan do everything as always... which doesn't mean it was normal. The lemurs were dancing of course to the loud music. The Four penguins were training outside their HQ. Suddenly in front of them jumped an otter.
"Hey guys, I have the great news!" the memerang, otter said.
"What kind of news, Marlene?" Skipper asked.
"I'll have..." Marlene paused for...

The way how Manfredi and Johnson died

posted by King_Clemson

Put this on fanfiction, on Deviantart...
So I want it here too. c:
But I think it's kind of bad.
And the reason why he killed Manfredi and Johnson is stupid.

Written sejak me
Translated sejak my sister
Design about Manfredi and Johnson sejak LittleEliot

„Skipper please ransom us…" berkata Manfredi afflicted. The chiefpenguin just starred with a shocked face at his two teamcollegues. Should he really give them the death blow? It would be better for both, they didn´t look like someone could save them. But he couldn´t…He couldn´t kill his team collegues!
Why did that dansk snake do that?! He trusted the...

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Burnt Distance (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Crawling Back to You")

posted by mostar1219

Bridge

They were on different sides while it was burning. Both unable to see the other's face, they had tears slowly crawling out of their eyes, not just from the destruction of the bridge, but from the fact that there's no way they can be back together again.

The Distance
Kowalski's busy in his room Penulisan on his clipboard and although he felt tired, he couldn't take a nap. Everytime he closed his eyes, all he could see is Monique sitting seterusnya to him and turning her head to see him. The bad thing about it is that it reminds him that she's no longer with him. He finished his Penulisan on his clipboard,...

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Stupid Crazy Love: (6) Mind Tango

posted by peacebaby7

March 19, 2012

(Elizabeth’s POV)

After eleven hours of labor, my son was born. The saat I heard the beautiful sound of his crying my hati, tengah-tengah seemed to stop. I watched as the doctor wrapped my little Ryan in a soft blue blanket. He walked over with holding my baby, then brought his face mask down from over his face. I tried to gasp, but ended up choking on my own breath. My eyes seemed to grow 10x wider at the site of Hans holding my Ryan. He grinned evilly. “You want him? anda know what anda have to do.” He left the room laughing, taking Ryan with him, who started crying again. I was numb...

The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 1 Fight

posted by MadagascarGirl

“Kowalski, analysis” berkata Skipper, leader of the penguins team.
“I think we have got all… Rico?” berkata tall penguins Kowalski, who was a scientist.
Rico checked his stomach, which was a magazine of theirs weapons. He nodded.
“So we can go” berkata Kowalski.
“Ok, everybody are ready?”
“Yes, sir” berkata three penguins.
“Operation: Blowhole, start… now” berkata Skipper and all penguins went out of their HQ.
“How we get to Blowhole?” asked young penguin Private.
“We can go sejak subway”
Penguins went to New York city town and get to the subway. In subway weren’t any people, so...

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The Dark Prince of Frogs chapter 2 The Dark Tunnel

posted by MadagascarGirl

Skipper opened his eyes, he was underground in narrow tunnel.
“Are anda alright, boys?” he said.
“I’m here” berkata Private, who lay in the rubble. Skipper helped him to stand.
“Are anda ok, Private?”
“I think yes”
“Kowalski! Rico!”
“I’m here, Rico too” they heard voice from the other side of tunnel. They were separate sejak avalanche of debris.
“I was training anda for situation like that” berkata Skipper and helped Kowalski and Rico to padam stones.
“Whe a we?” asked Rico when they deleted stones, what mean: where are we?
“I don’t know Rico, somewhere underground” said...

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Celeste Chapter 5

posted by legendary7

Kowalski sighed. All Skipper did while Private had left was complain. That night, he was extremely crabby, and when Skipper's not happy, no one dares to be happy atau even tries. Well, it all seemed to be over, since he was heading to katil so that made the tension on Kowalski ease up.
"Rico, make sure Skipper stays in bed." Kowalski whispered to his compadre. Rico nodded virgorously. Skipper was lying down, drinking susu from his mug. Skipper's eyelids grew heavy under his sleeping cap. His eyes blinked for extra seconds.
Rico lightly placed Skipper's mobile over his leader's bunk. He hit each...

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Separate (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Home" sejak Daughtry)

posted by mostar1219

Monique was looking out the window with a sign of sorrow on her face. It has been at least 3 years since she left New York to fulfill her dream in California to sing, but it felt like longer. She was a bit homesick, but she mostly missed Kowalski. Sure they talk on the phone from time to time when they're both free, but it's not the same. She looked up at the stars, wondering what would be the right thing to do.
Just then, her phone was ringing. Kowalski was calling and she managed to answer.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Monique. It's me."
"I know it's you, Kowalski. How was your day?"
"Let's see, malfunctioning...