Skipper is pacing around the room...
Skipper: Ok, we've been through all our trainings for today and anda all have recieved straight aces...
Kowalski/Private: *whispering* Please say snow cones, please say snow cones...
Skipper: So I have decided to test a little something on you.
Rico: Huh?
Skipper goes over to a metal selamat, peti deposit keselamatan laying in the corner of the room. Kowalski, Private, and Rico have confused looks on their faces as Skipper gazes at them with a smirk. He unlocks the safe, and inside is a manila folder holding a couple papers.
Skipper: Whatever anda do... do NOT look in these files. I'll be back in an jam to see if anda can follow orders.
Skipper exits and leaves the team there with the unlocked case and files.
Kowalski: Pfft! We can go an jam without peeking at those files! Right?
Private: Definitely!
Rico: Yup!
5 minit later....
Kowalski and Private try to desperately hold off Rico from dashing toward the folder. Rico is frantically swinging his flippers around, trying to reach the bahagian, atas secret files.
Kowalski: Rico! It's just a folder!
Private: Keep it together man!
Rico: Blah Bibbleblah dibergh berghblageh!
Rico unfortunately runs over Kowalski and Private, and they lie there like two dumbfounded bowling pins. Rico opens the folder eagerly and looks inside. His pupils dilate and his expression is stricken with horror. Kowalski glances over to where Rico is quivering and crinkling the paper.
Kowalski: Uh... Rico?
Rico: AHHHH!!!!!
Rico runs out of the habitat, scared out of his psychotic mind. Kowalski and Private stare at each other in a "o_o" sort of way.
15 minit later...
Private brushes his Lunacorn's hair while Kowalski is inventing a strange machine. Private goes up to Kowalski to see what he is working on.
Private: What 'tis it?
Kowalski: This brilliant little device will allow us to not think about that folder for about two hours, atau at least until Skipper returns.
Private: Ooh! *claps hands* Let's try it out!
Kowalski: Ok, this will be the first test to see if it is perfected atau needs improvement.
Kowalski turns on the device and it sends florescent cerulean waves bouncing off the walls. Private and Kowalski begin to yawn and their eyelids droop.
Private : Is it *yawn* working?
Kowalski: Yes... it just needs some time to-
Kowalski falls to the floor and is totally asleep, snoring and all. Private's eyes begin to close and he too falls into a deep slumber.
20 minit later...
Private begins to awake, and the afternoon sun blinds him for a couple moments. He covers his eyes and sees that the hatch is open.
Private: Who opened the hatch.... and where is Kowalski?
(Kowalski is outside, sleepwalking and mumbling about some sort of invention.)
Private: Oh well... I just hope that Skipper arrives soon...
Private goes over to watch a tunjuk on the "telly" as he would say. Even though he is clearly paying attention to the "Caring, Sharing, and Fun!" channel, his eyes keep wondering over to the folder. To us, the folder may look just like an ordinary, pale yellow one, but in his mind, he keeps seeing a wicked folder with sharp teeth, mocking him about how he should open up the files. anda might wonder why he is seeing this; it's mostly because of Kowalski's invention which is not perfected, apparently.
In Private's mind...
Folder: Come on, open me up, Skipper won't see anything! He isn't even here!
In reality...
Private is turned around completely, facing the folder, his expression looking lebih and lebih crazed.
Private: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DISOBEY SKIPPER!!!!
Private sprints away screaming and yelling like a wild madman.
Another 20 minit later...
Skipper starts to go down the hatch exit, but he stops when he sees no one is there and the files are a bit disordered.
Skipper: Hmph, I knew they wouldn't last long. And I had some snow cones ready for them in the fridge!
Skipper also checks the files and sees that Rico has crinkled the paper.
Skipper: I guess these pictures of Alice in Hawaii did the trick, though.
Epilogue...
Kowalski: Zzzzz....
Kowalski has finished sleepwalking, but he accidently sleepwalked all the way to the bahagian, atas of the loceng tower of the zoo. It is almost 9:00 P.M and just a couple saat to go...
loceng Tower: DING! DONG! DING! DONG!
Kowalski wakes up with a jolt!
Kowalski: GAH!
He trips over his feet, causing him to fall off the tower and onto the Zoovenier kedai sign. Dizzy from the fall, he accidently collapses off the sign and lands on a meja, jadual umbrella, sending him spinning round and round until he is flung all the way to Bert's habitat. Bert is eating peanuts, and has a bored expression on his face. Kowalski lands on Bert's head and slides down his trunk, still confused. He flies through the air toward the penguin habitat and lands on the hard concrete with an "Ow!"
Kowalski: *Still dizzy*........Ugh..... where am I again....?
Skipper: Ok, we've been through all our trainings for today and anda all have recieved straight aces...
Kowalski/Private: *whispering* Please say snow cones, please say snow cones...
Skipper: So I have decided to test a little something on you.
Rico: Huh?
Skipper goes over to a metal selamat, peti deposit keselamatan laying in the corner of the room. Kowalski, Private, and Rico have confused looks on their faces as Skipper gazes at them with a smirk. He unlocks the safe, and inside is a manila folder holding a couple papers.
Skipper: Whatever anda do... do NOT look in these files. I'll be back in an jam to see if anda can follow orders.
Skipper exits and leaves the team there with the unlocked case and files.
Kowalski: Pfft! We can go an jam without peeking at those files! Right?
Private: Definitely!
Rico: Yup!
5 minit later....
Kowalski and Private try to desperately hold off Rico from dashing toward the folder. Rico is frantically swinging his flippers around, trying to reach the bahagian, atas secret files.
Kowalski: Rico! It's just a folder!
Private: Keep it together man!
Rico: Blah Bibbleblah dibergh berghblageh!
Rico unfortunately runs over Kowalski and Private, and they lie there like two dumbfounded bowling pins. Rico opens the folder eagerly and looks inside. His pupils dilate and his expression is stricken with horror. Kowalski glances over to where Rico is quivering and crinkling the paper.
Kowalski: Uh... Rico?
Rico: AHHHH!!!!!
Rico runs out of the habitat, scared out of his psychotic mind. Kowalski and Private stare at each other in a "o_o" sort of way.
15 minit later...
Private brushes his Lunacorn's hair while Kowalski is inventing a strange machine. Private goes up to Kowalski to see what he is working on.
Private: What 'tis it?
Kowalski: This brilliant little device will allow us to not think about that folder for about two hours, atau at least until Skipper returns.
Private: Ooh! *claps hands* Let's try it out!
Kowalski: Ok, this will be the first test to see if it is perfected atau needs improvement.
Kowalski turns on the device and it sends florescent cerulean waves bouncing off the walls. Private and Kowalski begin to yawn and their eyelids droop.
Private : Is it *yawn* working?
Kowalski: Yes... it just needs some time to-
Kowalski falls to the floor and is totally asleep, snoring and all. Private's eyes begin to close and he too falls into a deep slumber.
20 minit later...
Private begins to awake, and the afternoon sun blinds him for a couple moments. He covers his eyes and sees that the hatch is open.
Private: Who opened the hatch.... and where is Kowalski?
(Kowalski is outside, sleepwalking and mumbling about some sort of invention.)
Private: Oh well... I just hope that Skipper arrives soon...
Private goes over to watch a tunjuk on the "telly" as he would say. Even though he is clearly paying attention to the "Caring, Sharing, and Fun!" channel, his eyes keep wondering over to the folder. To us, the folder may look just like an ordinary, pale yellow one, but in his mind, he keeps seeing a wicked folder with sharp teeth, mocking him about how he should open up the files. anda might wonder why he is seeing this; it's mostly because of Kowalski's invention which is not perfected, apparently.
In Private's mind...
Folder: Come on, open me up, Skipper won't see anything! He isn't even here!
In reality...
Private is turned around completely, facing the folder, his expression looking lebih and lebih crazed.
Private: NO! I DON'T WANT TO DISOBEY SKIPPER!!!!
Private sprints away screaming and yelling like a wild madman.
Another 20 minit later...
Skipper starts to go down the hatch exit, but he stops when he sees no one is there and the files are a bit disordered.
Skipper: Hmph, I knew they wouldn't last long. And I had some snow cones ready for them in the fridge!
Skipper also checks the files and sees that Rico has crinkled the paper.
Skipper: I guess these pictures of Alice in Hawaii did the trick, though.
Epilogue...
Kowalski: Zzzzz....
Kowalski has finished sleepwalking, but he accidently sleepwalked all the way to the bahagian, atas of the loceng tower of the zoo. It is almost 9:00 P.M and just a couple saat to go...
loceng Tower: DING! DONG! DING! DONG!
Kowalski wakes up with a jolt!
Kowalski: GAH!
He trips over his feet, causing him to fall off the tower and onto the Zoovenier kedai sign. Dizzy from the fall, he accidently collapses off the sign and lands on a meja, jadual umbrella, sending him spinning round and round until he is flung all the way to Bert's habitat. Bert is eating peanuts, and has a bored expression on his face. Kowalski lands on Bert's head and slides down his trunk, still confused. He flies through the air toward the penguin habitat and lands on the hard concrete with an "Ow!"
Kowalski: *Still dizzy*........Ugh..... where am I again....?
Spying is rude:
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
There was a Zookeeper named Alice,
Who came out of the bath quite towel-less.
The penguins did learn,
As their stomachs churned,
To Avoid the Alice when Towel-less!
Ticking off the Pen-goo-ins*:
Bowhole says "penguins" quite strange
But not becasue he's dearnged
This word he won't doff
Just to tick his foes off
But we all know that villian won't change
Man on the other side of the Radio:
The Zookeeper man number two,
Did not know what to do!
The man was quite sad,
For his screentime was bad,
His face was not there-Boohoo!
*Kowalksi informs us that Blowhole missprounounces the word just to tick them off in one of the promos to Operation:Blowhole
Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish Penulisan now, coz SOME Rawak FAG ON Fanpop IS Membaca MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.