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 ALERT! Marlene and Skipper are holding hands!
See the red bulatan thing. Saw it? OMG!!
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posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the tajuk says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if anda wish to read them. Any tajuk with a Roman numeral seterusnya to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope anda enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making anda laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...
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Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding angkasa is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told anda before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...
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Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are anda doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't anda be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do anda know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...
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posted by RTE33
(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)


Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.


Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.


Private Thinks My Little kuda, kuda kecil and Lunicorns Are Made sejak Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sejak Mattel.


Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.


Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.


When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.


When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.


Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! atau Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.


THE END!
Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers anda can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But sejak golly anda are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins Ciuman Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have anda been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers anda can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But sejak golly anda are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...
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posted by queenpalm
I'm Penulisan this so anda can find out wich penguin anda are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!


What is your kegemaran way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes anda sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your kegemaran subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....
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Some of the characters from POM are in a group therapy room and I'm the therapist.
Me: Glad to see everyone here. Who'd like to begin?
P: Well, i'd like to say that I've stopped hanging around with Mort and I haven't touched a kacang, kacang tanah mentega winky since June 3rd. (the others clap)
Me: 3 weeks sober. Impressive. How does it feel?
P: Well, there has been constant RINGING IN MY EARS and it feels as though my body is devouring itself from the inside! (getting ready to slap himself in the face)
K: Be strong, young Private. I know what it's like to be addictive to enjoyment.
KJ: (muttering) Psychotic scientist....
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posted by andresandru
100 years ago....

"get him!" a gagak showted, as manny badgers and Haiwan ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...
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Later that night, Private snuck out once again. Private knew it would be risky with the other wolf, but he had to see Skipper.

Private was about to leave the H.Q. when Kowalski noticed it and grasped Private's flipper.
K: "Where do anda think you're going?"
P: "Um, to see Skipper..."
K: "Private, how many times do I have to tell anda that Skipper's gone. You're going to get yourself killed if anda go out there!"
Tears drizzled down Kowalski's cheeks.
P: "If anda don't believe me. I'll proove it to you! Come with me!"
K: "Come on, Rico!"
They waddled out to the park at the area that divided the park from...
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The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, atau something like that, but I've changed it's tajuk becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone sejak sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would cari for clues the seterusnya morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...
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 Jake The memerang, otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)
One hari in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a penguin documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." berkata a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do anda need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't anda remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......
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 Teardrops On My Guitar...
Teardrops On My Guitar...
Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...
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posted by karenkook
"Romeo and Juliet" will now be called "Romeo and Juliet... and Romeo?" Also, I'm Penulisan 3 separate stories on different spots!!! :O Sorta hard for me to be fast.
   Chapter 2
   Julien turned onto his side to see Private standing there looking down at him. "Oh, hello Private." Julien mumbled. "What are anda doing here?"
   "Well, anda seem a bit down in the dumps lebih than usual." Private replied. Julien responded sejak laying on his back and sighed. "Still upset about Marlene?" Private, along with a few lebih animals, noticed that Julien hasn't been himself since the whole 'Skilene' thing. He...
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posted by karenkook
Chapter 1

   Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed sejak his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
   "Marlene." the lemur king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...
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 The North Face of Mount Everest
The North Face of Mount Everest
Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...
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