Mort vs Kowalski (WHERE IS THE FEET?)

The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, atau something like that, but I've changed it's tajuk becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone sejak sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would cari for clues the seterusnya morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the next...

One hari in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a penguin documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." berkata a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do anda need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't anda remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step sejak step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their utama had Lost all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.




Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little penguin shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

Private: [Shrieks] "A Yeti?"

Could it be true? He couldn't believe his Eyes! Yetis don’t exist! (A Yeti is a kind of ‘Abominable Snowman’ that looks like an Ape. These are Mythological Creatures of the Himalayan Mountains. They have long Red hair, covering their whole bodies, except the face and hands.)
So, the Yeti glares at Private with its Fiery Red Eyes and growls…

Yeti: "Grrr…"
Private: [Creeps out] "What are you?"
Yeti: "More Victims! Mmmm..." [Stretches out arms to catch Private]
Private: [Gasps] "No, stay away from me!"

Private runs away, gasping in horror. The Yeti springs onto...

Meanwhile, in Marlene's Habitat...

Marlene: [Creeped out] "Aah!!! Skipper? Julien? Why are anda guys Berlakon so weird?"
Skipper: "Prepare to meet your end, sister!"
Marlene: "Huh?"
Julien: "How shall we put it? 'Your doom'!"
Private: [From far away] "Not on our watch!"

Private and Rico finally tunjuk up, to protect Marlene from the Virtual Clones…

Skipper: "You Losers come back for more?"
Private: [Angry] "We’re here to stop anda and send anda back to your gloomy Virtual World, where anda came from!"
Julien: [Laughs evilly] "Funny, that sounded like a threat! The thing is Wannabe Penguins don't actually...

It was the penguins’ early morning training. They were all standing before a bunch of ninja bowling pins, tensed and ready.

“Steady…” Skipper said. “And go!”

Then black and white flew everywhere as all four of them fought all ten bowling pins. They knocked them down and battered them up. The pins stood no chance as they attacked.

Finally, all ten were down and they all gathered in the middle, feeling proud and accomplished. But then Skipper frowned. “There’s one! Private! Go get it!”

Private whirled around in a panic, trying to spot the undefeated ninja. But there was nothing....

Chapter 3.

Little Sister


Skipper: *runs out of HQ* Where are they…….

Private&Rico fallow Skipper

Private: They berkata they’d be walking around the zoo… they could be anywhere!

Skipper: Anywhere close….

Rico: aljsfndldgrdgdfgdfgfdg…..

Skipper: That too…..

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Kowalski: Maybe we should get going…

Ally: Maybe so…….

Kowalski: k, lets go,

*Ally and Kowalski walk back to the HQ*

Ally: Uh, Hold on, I gotta do something real quick.

Kowalski: ok. Ill be here.


Ally: *goes into lemur habitat* Mort? anda here?

Mort: Ally!!!!!! *hugs Ally*

Ally: Aw. Mort, I need anda to tell...

Lol, I've had this stuck in my head for sooo long! This is just a one shot so maybe this is the blockage that keeps me from Penulisan lebih stories... anyway. Onward to the story!

Kowalski was laying on the floor of the penguin HQ, sleeping like a log. He didn't move, and he looked like he wasn't breathing. The fishbowl entrance of the HQ opens and Catherine climbs down the ladder.

"You don't really have to follow the rule ladies first, I mean, I'm younger than all of anda guys," Catherine said. Private climbed down next.

"Skipper still wants to make anda feel at home, ever since anda know... the move,"...

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. anda might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of Rawak things he got from his habitat. He berkata it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting saat place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, atau third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

This was a popular fan-fic over at Fan-fiction. Until I accidently deleted it. DX So... anyway! Someone in this fan-fic gets a sugar rush. And its not Skipper. Its Kowalski! Yay! But this is the first part of the first chapter. This is kind of a two chapter one shot with an epilogue. If that's even possible. So I'll shut up and anda just read :)

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The hush of dawn whispered out onto the Central Park Zoo. Most of the Haiwan were still asleep. But not Skipper and his crew. The penguins had been awake...

Prolouge: anda unlock this door with the key to imagination, to a dimension of sound, and a dimension of sight. A dimension of mind, anda travel along the berm of imagination, seterusnya stop. The Twilight Zone.
Here we are in Central Park Zoo, New York city. A lovely little community with no crimes, and no violence, until the monsters came. Our story begins in a corner of the zoo between two exhibits, both across from the other. A little chubby penguin and a ringtail lemur are both watching the sky, then suddenly a loud bang and a zoom, with all the other residents walking out their exhibits. 'What...

hei hei hey!! This is Skilene4ever here with my saat story on fanpop! Heres how this works... anda (the readers) can send me komen-komen of truths atau dares anda want the characters to do. Simple. I'll created new chapter when i get enough truths atau dares...get it?=D

RULES: Yeah...sorry theres rules.
1. This has no rating soo whatever sick dare anda wanna see go for it!

2. No lebih than 2 truth atau dares per person

3. No Singing request please (I dont know how to do that hahaX)


Characters:

Skipper

Kowalski

Private

Rico

King Julien

Maurice

Mort

Marlene

Fred the squirel

Pairings: Heres are the pairings I will allow......

Weeeeeelllll, I was watching BTR Krismas Special and I saw them get their mistletoe kisses (you can see where this is going), I thought that maybe the penguins should get their mistletoe kisses (There's a hint of Skilene in here) Sooooooo here goes.

Skipper: Well, boys, it is officially Krismas Eve. So... what do anda wanna do?
Marlene: (popping in, holding something behind her back) hei guys! Guess what I got?
Private: A lunacorn!
Skipper: bahagian, atas secret plans to take over the world
Kowalski: A freeze ray!
Rico: DYNAMITE!
Marlene: Nooooo... (she pulls a stick with a mistletoe on the end and points...

One Night in The Penguin's Hq When The Penguins Where All Sound Asleep, Kowalski Was Dreaming About Science All Last Night That He For Got To Get Up That Morining For Training. So, Skipper Had To Go in The Hq And Tickle Kowalski Till He Got Up. sejak The 4th atau 5th Spot Skipper Was Tickiling Kowalski. Kowalski berkata "Skipper, That's Enough, Stop It!" So Kowalski Got Up from After Skipper Was done Tickling Him And Did His Daily Training With The Others. After The Training When He And the Others When Back Inside, Kowalski Said, "I Need To Find Some Romance." So, When Kowalski berkata That, In The Middle...

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...

Rico sat seterusnya to his lifeless doll, sliding his flippers against her thin arms and sniffing her cool plastic scent. He began brushing her hair and cooing at her in hushed tones. She smile throughout the whole thing, her bright blue eyes glistening in Kowalski’s dim lamp.

Skipper was out doing recon, as he always did on Friday nights, his lazy smile scaring any animal that sneaked around in the zoo’s path. Private was with the lemurs, having his first sleepover with Mort, and Julien teaching them a couple of dance moves as well. And lastly, his best friend, Kowalski was at a grand central...

Private was walking outside. Suddenly he heard music. It came from the HQ.

He went down the fishbowl enterance. What he saw was funny and somewhat disturbing. There were lights, the room was pink, and with colorful balloons, paper streamers, and hearts.

Rico was a D.J. and Everyone else holds a microphone. (including King Julien. Mort and Maurice were dancing)

Rico tossed Private a microphone and he sang along.

Julien: Ladies and Gentalmen-ies, my servants!
Skipper: I'm Skipper, this is my crew, and we're gonna sing a song.

Skipper: Bow Chica Bow Wow!
Marlene: That's what my baby says
Kowalski: Mow...

Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the Makanan I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two penguin dummies made out of gross taco meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat taco is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two penguin runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. seterusnya Kowalski makes a working sling, anduh shot using...