"I volunterr!"

carsfan Oh boy... First, he gets squached by the Rat King in "Miracle on Ice", then he gets squached AGAIN by the robot that the nanites did... TWICE! And now, in "The Most Dangerous Game Night", he gets squiched by Burt! Now that is one unlucky penguin... XD Poor Kowalski... XDD

stlouisfan He actually looks eager to go.

Skipperlovah258 eeeehh... looks painful...

CuteCuddly Kowalski: Help...? Me: Mmm-no.

ILUVKOWALSKI Aw, poor Kowalski :(

Lt_Kowalski Why is it, that I am always getting hurt or something with someones big ass?? It's not fair!

___Sophie___ He's actually stating "I Give Up!"

krazy4kowalski I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute!

mostar1219 ^^^ does the nexoskeleton count or that robot created by the nanites count? i doubt i'd qualify those incidents as being squished by big asses. More like malfunctions with a hint of being crushed on something's back.