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Skipper`s pregnant! 8D

added by carsfan

Source: "Thumb Drive" episode

Ok ok, I know he ate too much fish, but it LOOKS like he`s pregnant in this pic! XD

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mostar1219, KowalskiSBSPR and 3 others like this

carsfan I know he ate too much fish, but it LOOKS like he`s pregnant! And it`s just too freakin` hilarious!! xD

CuteCuddly I can't wait to see that episode! Wait, so he IS a female, after all.

Bluesnowflake So Skipper, when are you due? And who's the Daddy?

carsfan ^I`d say he`s due in a month or less, and for the daddy, I`m not sure... O.o

SaturdaySurpris I had that in my TD once, and there, Hans was the father. ^.^

Kannotekina That was so sweet how Rico was hepling him to stand up :>

Penguinangel ^So RICO'S the baby-daddy! :D loved how he was making everyone else move him in this scene. You still wanna tell us that's 'muscle', Skipp? XD

kowalkielol i think the reason of why skipper over stuffed himself is because of instinct. ( I've been wondering about this ) you see, when penguins in Antarctica feed right before they go back to their mating grounds, they stuff themselves with huge amounts of food so they can live through the freezing winter. (which the males are to be doing while balancing an egg on their feet) so maby that is why...... :p

ILUVKOWALSKI XD Skipper, are you SURE your a male.

Skiparah lolololoolloloolollololololollololoololololol!! lol

kmbrother Skipper,what have you gotten yourself in?

carsfan You know..."Skipper" is also a girls name... I saw it on a Barbie doll once on TV. So Skipper, are you really, really REALLY sure your a male? O.o Dun dun duuuuunnnnnnnnn..... XD

mostar1219 IT WAS A SUNNY DAY, ABOUT 75 DEGREES AND SKIPPER WAS PREGNANT FROM A DRUNK FIVESOME WITH THE PENGUINS AND JULIEN AND MAURICE TOLD HIM "DON'T DRINK FISH ALE WHILE YOU'RE PREGNANT!!" NOW THE CHILD'S FACING PREBIRTH PETER GRIFFIN SYNDROME, ANYWAY!!!!

carsfan ^O.o What the...?

mostar1219 ^ just a little something I made up, inspired by a bit Chris Rock did about people owing people money.

ReshiramTs awwwwwwwwwwwww *-*

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penguin Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers anda can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But sejak golly anda are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins Ciuman Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have anda been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers anda can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But sejak golly anda are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter Four - The Prophecy

posted by KowalskiRocks

Me: Four penguins shall be born, each with a unique talent. One leader, one skilled in weaponry, one musical archer of flight, and one with a world of kindness. They represent two things, one bad, one good. Their separation represents the rise of the Dark Times, their reunion represents the fall of the Dark Times. At least I think it's how that goes, it's been fourteen years, I can't remember it exactly.
S: Well, it's better than nothing. How did anda remember all that?
Me: Maybe it's because I actually listened rather than act like an idiot unlike someone else I could mention.
S: ...
Me: So our...

CYBERPUNK'D chapter 1

posted by WaffleCrazed

Lame tajuk is lame~
2nd November 2120, 11.35 am
It's going to be the 100th anniversary since the countries combined to make one big country, UNITY, with 4 main states; NorthStar, SouthCity, EastCavern and WestSide. 100 since Dictator fused them together and used a ray gun to slow his aging. On himself. Sixteen years of my life had been under the same roof of that drunk who was my father. Two years, one week, 3 hours and 5 minit I had been serving Dictator. The one who caused us this pain of living. There was snow almost all tahun round. It was his fault.
Manfredi suggested after I escaped that...

Battle across Four Dementions chapter 16: The Battle of Ga'Hoole

posted by Penguinator

Chapter 16: The Battle of Ga’Hoole

Not an jam after the battle of emperorland ended, Soren, Digger, Gylfie, Kowalski and Pat arrived at the Great Ga’Hoole tree. “All right, looks like they have been attacking for some time.” Kowalski said. “Okay, Soren and I are going to go into the pokok to see if anybody is left here.”

Soren and Pat soon arrived at Soren’s hallow, but nobody was in his hallow, except for Mrs. Plithiver. She was called Mrs. P sejak Soren and was his family’s nest made snake. “Mrs. P, It’s me Soren.” “Soren! It’s so good to hear you.” She is a blind...

CSI: Penguins (parody of collegehumor sketch "CSI: Scooby Doo")

posted by mostar1219

A police officer is in front of the zoo standing sejak a dead body. Kowalski and Private walk to the officer.
K: (takes off shades) Alright, what do we have here?
Officer: The victim was punched, pounded, murdered, then slammed into the zoo wall.
K: Good golly. I can imagine someone who'll get pissed.
P: It's hard to tell from the blood and bruises, but it's DEFINITELY Marlene. I'd recognize that white and brown bulu anywhere.
K: From the looks of it, a human might've been too big to make an attack like that. And some of our enemies from Hoboken would be unable to do such attacks.
Officer: (coming out...

Survival chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me waking up in the rainforest. yup that's me I'm Kiva a tetikus I look like minnie tetikus but different. I wear a merah jambu bow a merah jambu dress and merah jambu shoes. and I have brown eyes.

Me: (wakes up) ugh my head (looks around) hei where am I? one moment i was sleeping and the seterusnya thing I know I'm in a rainforest, I better get up and get a better look (tries to get up but lays on the ground) ow! why can't I get up (looks at my leg it was broken and it had blood stains on it) oh no oh no my leg i think it might be broken! but how am i suppose to check to see if my leg is broken? there's...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces berkata it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Sahara Desert Screams *Chapter 5- Starlite's favourite hobby*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper felt a pounding in his head, he felt the heat attracting every bit of moisture he still had. He opened his eyes, the daylight stung, he was to sore to bother to keep them open. He felt a jerk, he realised, as he slowly opened one eye, that Starlite was carrying him on her back, she had a scarf around her beak and he had a hat on (his cowboy one). She was dusty, her feathers were messed and she was full of bumps, bruises and scratches, her eyes were red. There were traces that she had been crying. But she kept looking forward, as if she had her eyes fixed on a diamond. Skipper moved...

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Sahara Desert screams/valentine *Chapter 3 - A broken promise*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper was looking over the horizon, the blood-red sun making a mark on his eyelids every time he blinked. He was sitting on a tall palm-tree, overlooking the small oasis and the never-ending dessert. He heard a shuffle at the bottom of him, Starlite pop ed up. She sat seterusnya to him, looking at the view of the dry Pencuci Mulut beyond the oasis island. After a while she berkata lazily "This is the first time i have watched the sunset in about 6 years...Its the little things that anda miss." She said, barley moving her beak. Skipper looked at her in mystery, she really astounded him."i think your right,...

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Pengulla Part 1

posted by thecrazygeinus

It was morning at the Central Park Zoo. The penguins had just finished thier morning exercises.
“Men, today we have a visitor.” Skipper stated firmly.
“A visitor?” Private asked curious and confused.
“Yes an old friend of mine. She’s coming to retrieve our operation’s lapor and take it to the Association.” Skipper explained. “Rico” Rico vomited up the lapor and handed to Skipper.
“But who exactly is this visitor?” Kowalski asked.
“A solo operative sejak the name of E.” Skipper answered “You might remember her from the Association.” Skipper reasoned “She’ll be...

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Dr Blowhole's Accomplice Chapter 1: Welcome Lexii...

posted by Lexii23

20 years ago. Austin Zoo, Texas. 7:23pm.
3 tahun old Lexii plays pirate with a stick and a rock she drew a face on. Red One creeps up behind her. She turns around.
Lexii: Hi! Do anda want to play? anda can be the bad pirate and i will be the good pirate and throw anda in jail! It will be fun! *smiles sweetly*
Red One: actually, im here to take anda on a little trip to a place called New York. That will be even lebih fun than playing with rocks. *smiles and holds out hand*
Lexii: Oooo!! That sounds way lebih funner!! Lets go!! *takes his hand and starts skipping along side him*
Red One: we can go as soon...

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gansta's paradise chp 2: skipper's gansta life

posted by andresandru

after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the saat best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, anda dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper berkata crossing his arms

the penguin putted his gun down, and skipper sat right seterusnya to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper berkata sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he berkata running....

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I will steal your memerang, memerang, otter chp2: a big weding, a big problem

posted by andresandru

Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he berkata mumbling

"my tarikh with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in Cinta with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, anda really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, anda lost, I got the girl skipper, so anda Lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she berkata as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...

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The Goo Changer(Part6) Finale Results

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs peluru berpandu launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might...

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Prof. Horribl's Sing Along Story (Act I, Part I)

posted by beastialmoon

Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story

This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters Berlakon out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)

Acting Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
Baboon Trio…..Bad Horse Choral

I will like to point out that Jackandjill2...

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Pulling a prank on the penguins

posted by Colonelpenguin

Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a penguin berkata "Do anda know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i berkata and the penguin berkata "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and berkata "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged seterusnya a the penguin berkata "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," berkata private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private berkata angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he berkata it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of anda go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins anda berkata were wrong,"

WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?

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The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black: Chapter 7:

posted by jackandjill2

I expect to see some COMMENTS!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
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Kowalski, on the night of Savio's death, had made a decision to never let Adrian out of the selamat, peti deposit keselamatan confines of his mind ever again. He'd stuck to it for two weeks now - seeing Marlene the way she was had been cause and motivation enough. He'd done other things with the experiment - watched reaction of the chemicals as he added different substances to them. He'd made little to no progress, but he was determined to stick to his decision.

But now, after two weeks, something different...

KITKA RETURNS!- Part 4

posted by skipperfan5431

" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what Cinta is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what anda wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...

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Clone wars! -Part 1

posted by skipperfan5431

Okay people, if your expecting Darth Vader, do NOT read this story. lol.
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It's a nice sunny hari in the Central Park zoo and Kowalski has just unvailed a new invention. Ofcourse he needed a test subject, and Skipper was the only one willing to do it. What is the invention anda might ask? Well, it's a cloning machine, and this is where our story begins.
" Kowalski, is this gonna hurt?" Skipper asked, poking his head through a small window in the Clone-o-matic 2000." Kowalski made a weird face . " Yes,very much so." He berkata bluntly. " Wait- WHAT!?"...

Intro: Diary of Three Dolphins ( and possibly a teddy bear)

posted by JediPenguin16

My three Oc's. The children of Dr. blowhole. Are they evil, nuts, insecure, atau a normal lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba stuck with a super villian-ous dad?
Let's find out....
btw-the penguins WILL be in this. I can't have a PoM fanfic whit out the penguins...or their kids....:D ps they type out thier diaries on thier waterproof laptops they got from their dad. :)

Dear diary,
I guess I should start with my name. Adndromeda Alexa Blowhole. I hate diaries, but, Mom may one hari read this and FINALLY belive me when I tell her all the crazy stuff that happens when it's me and my siblings on our weekend with dad!I am the middle...