Inflation Motivational Poster

I do not know how long I will be able to keep up this fanfiction, but it's based off of a strange dream I had a couple weeks ago- so enjoy!

Prologue

I yawned as I climbed under the blanket on my katil and laid down. I had just finished watching a new episode of The Penguins of Madagascar, was a exhausted. Before closing my eyes for sleep, I looked over at my clock for the time.
23:57
Although I knew I was the only one in the house awake, I wasn't surprized the hear noises in the hallway. I assumed it was our beagle, Poppy. It wasn't. I closed my eyes. When I opened them I found three little penguins...

It was night in New York. In the HQ, Kowalski just finished building his new Training Robot, which the Penguins will be testing their Fighting Skills on…

Skipper: "Excellent one, Kowalski!"
Private: "How do anda turn it on?"
Kowalski: "It doesn’t need a Remote control, Private. It automatically turns on when it’s time for training, and turns off when it’s been defeated!"
Skipper: [Doubts the Robot and warns Kowalski] "Make sure it doesn’t slip out of your hands, Kowalski!"
Kowalski: "No, problem! We won’t be easily defeated, Skipper!"

One sejak one, each penguin demonstrated their Fighting...

Penguins of Madagascar Personality Test

"Everyone has their own penguin personality!"

It's not original, but I guess it will have to do. Check the underline before each item/characteristic if anda possess it..

Note: If this means somewhat offending to anyone, just tell me and I'l take it down.

Thank you.

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You are a Skipper if:
__ anda are a born leader.
__ anda are terrified of needles.
__ anda crave for order and authority.
__ Your La la land is an army battlefield.
__ Your clothing color of choice is khaki/brown.
__ anda are the first born child.
__ anda always have a cup of coffee...

This is the saat part of my first peminat fiction series so I hope anda like it.

Private: What do anda mean "featherless"?

Kowalski: It means that anda have no feathers.

Private: Uh oh.

----Meanwhile-----

Skipper: Well Rico, I guess were done our potral. But I'm onto those cameleons and there tongue-sticking ways.

Skipper: Oh hei Kowalski; anda done your experimant?

Kowalski: Unfountionly no. But, I also have to tell anda something very, very important.

Skipper: What?

Kowalski: Well, it all started when my machine/experimant was taking forever, so Private woke up right in the middle of it. Then he got way...

The penguins arrived to their HQ. Outside it was dark and cold. They gently put Private in his bunk.
"Kowalski analysis" Skipper said.
"Private has got deep wounds but I think he'll be fine" Kowalski berkata looking at unconscious Private.
"Good"
"I'm working on a new experiment which can help him, but I and Rico have to go and find necessary parts"
Skipper nodded and the two penguins went out of the HQ.
"Private?"
Little penguin opened his eyes when he heard his leader's voice.
"Are anda alright?" Skipper asked.
"Yes, thanks for asking… what about Katherine?"
"I don't know"
Private tried to sit, but he...