I think the other three would be handful for any normal female. I don't believe Skipper would be very loyal. Kowalski wouldn't be able to show interest in anything but his inventions. Rico would cause too many sorrows.

No doubt, Private is so kind and sweet.

Private: He is really sweet and since he is down to earth, I think his wife would think he is calm and it would be a long marriage.

Rico: Unless Rico finds his equal, it's basically hopeless! XD

Skipper: Hmmm.... he would be the one to have the second best marriage, but he is a bit paranoid, so Idk if it would last really long.

Kowalski: He would be too involved in his science and inventions unfortunatly, even if Doris were his wife.

hahaha...healthy?? not Private with all the butterscotch lollies ;) idk how to answer this XD

Kowalski would have the most Healthy Marriage....With me I Mean! :)

What did I say about fangirl craziness? XD

I'm going to suspend my pro-Skilene bias for just a moment and at least pretend to be objective. I'm going to have to pick Private on this one. Even if he doesn't have the credit score to get that cottage in Nova Scotia, I think he'd have a healthy and well-balanced marriage.

Private's so sweet and would actually listen to his wife and help her with her problems. Skipper would be a close second, though.

Besides from my Skipper obsession, im gonna be realistic and choose Private. He is sweet, kind, and careing. He's pretty much what every woman would look for in a man. My second choice (also being realistic people) would definately be Skipper. His tough yet sweet personality proves that he would protect his family at all costs. He would keep his kids in line and not spoil them too much. (That's a very good trait) Also, any child that would come from Skipper or Private would be absolutely BEAUTIFUL! They both have good looks in their own ways, and im sure their kids will turn out the same!

The peguins are freaks except Private.
Maybe Kowalski will breed by clone himself,marriage is not important for him.

I was about to pick Kowalski...then I remembered something VERY important!

He's Kowalski.

Why wouldn't Kowalski make a good spouse realistically? He's always struck me as the kind of guy that, yeah, gets a bit obsessed with his work and all sometimes, but he does have his priorities straight and I truly think he would make time for a relationship if he really loved someone.

But yeah, Private would still be my first pick.

I don't know about that... I'm sure Kowalski would try his best but in the end he'll choose science over a marriage. He's also not very good with emotions or women... XD

They Will Each Be Good In Marriege If The Female Is Exactly Like Them Like: Kowalksi A Smart Chick,Private A Nice Girl,Skipper A Great Leader, & Rico Well Worse Than Him

I don't know, guys. Love is one of the few things in the world that has the ability to truly change someone: even in the show, remember "Falcon and the Snow Job" or "Hello Dollface"? Call me a sentimentalist or the phrase a cliche, but love is one of the most powerful forces in the world. If Kowalski found the right girl, I honestly think he would and could make it work.

@kellyo: I dunno, being exactly the same isn't always good for a healthy marriage. Of course, you need similar interests but differences are great.

^Yeah Kinkystar. I actually agree with that. Besides, OPPOSITES attract!

uuhh.... sorry i know it said no fangirl crazzieness but.... mines uncontrolable love..... key word: uncontrolable love. XD

Private! for ALL the (Good)reasons said about Private up there! XD

Dorski (it would be Dorski - period.) isn't what you'd call a classical "healthy relationship" already, Skipper would be divorced by six months later at the latest and Rico... well... no comment.
But Private would be a very caring and sensitive husband, I think.