"So you're quitting to sertai Homo Explosion?"
"Dude! Chicks don't have prostates. I looked it up!"
"He's already in a wheelchair."
"Look. If I joined the flag team, you'd beat the crap out of me!"
"Yeah...I'm kinda Rock'n'Roll"
"Well, call the Vatican! We got ourselves another immaculate conception!"
"Hey ankle grabber...I had sex with your mother, no seriously....I cleaned your pool, and then I had sex with her in your bed. Oh, and nice bintang Wars sheets."
1x05 The Rhodes not taken:
"The wheelchair kid's right. That Rachel chick makes me...