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A senarai of Sites anda Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that anda probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add lebih to the senarai when I find lebih sites I think anda should probably avoid. So if anyone sends anda pautan to the following sites, anda have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad sejak the name of the Url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS anda ARE A SICKO I ADVISE anda NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as anda are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let anda see us cry, unless we want anda to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if anda are interested. But we will later deny it atau make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot atau sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for anda (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if anda don't like what we wear...

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lebih than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated sejak you.
I was so Enchanted sejak your beauty that I ran into that dinding over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime anda passed by, just so I could stare at anda a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Cute Names to Call Your Girlfriend - bahagian, atas 20 senarai

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying atau you'll get some action faster than a pit lembu, lembu jantan on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all anda want even if she is the kind who will out chug anda in bir and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names anda never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

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Best Truth atau Dare soalan Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth atau dare Questions

Truth atau dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth atau dare questions, which will help anda to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream anda have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality atau feature anda would like to change about yourself?

Do anda have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend atau boyfriend's friend?

Do anda think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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100 Reasons why anda Cinta her

posted by Milorox18

1. I Cinta the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Cinta the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Cinta the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Cinta the way anda look at me.

5. I Cinta how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Cinta the way I can’t imagine a hari without anda in my life.

7. I Cinta the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Cinta the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Cinta the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Cinta how I know you’ll always be there when I need anda to be.

11....

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TRUTH & DARE soalan (dirty for 13+)

posted by Feathershine

TRUTH

Who do anda have a crush on?

If anda had to tarikh anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity anda would want to make out with

Name five people anda hate and why anda hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have anda ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If anda did, what did anda do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have anda ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have anda had your first kiss, if anda have, were was it and who was it with?

Have anda ever seen a parent naked?

Have anda ever seen Haiwan reproducing?

Have anda stalked anyone,...

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23 Rawak funny things to do at school .

posted by bellabrowneyes

found this stuff and i wanted to share with anda guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)

1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person seterusnya to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your soalan to the class.

6.Sit in...

4

101 things to call your boyfriend/girlfriend

posted by TheRealSexyKate

Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...

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Cute Nicknames for Boyfriends - bahagian, atas 20 senarai

posted by spunkyonyx

1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, atau to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get anda in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly sejak giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the seterusnya family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - anda may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin topi, cap and feed him grapes when...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do anda find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Cinta the saat grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and anda actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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Here are some funny "Roses are red" poems?

posted by australia-101

DEMENTED POEMS

Ros are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Ros are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Ros are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And tunjuk me your tits

Ros make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And anda Cinta it up the shitter

Ros are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Ros are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Ros are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Ros are shit
Violets are crap
tunjuk me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Ros are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And menelan it down

Ros are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey

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ikon Symbol Thingys (Feel free to copy and paste!)

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

link

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100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most Bola sepak players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 Haiwan that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time anda sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...

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100 soalan to Ask Your Parents

posted by pure-angel

I Found that on the internet

1. When anda were young, were anda involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement atau against Vietnam? Why atau why not?

2. What tells anda when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your kegemaran car when anda were young?

4. How often do anda go over the speed limit?

5. Were anda considered popular in middle school atau high school? Why atau why not?

6. Did anda have big fights with your mom when anda were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did anda have big fights with your dad when anda were...

20

60 Rawak phrases

posted by black_magics

1.The 'poke' button on Facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I Lost my phone, can anda call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...

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nama pengguna Ideas (The majority are either dark atau emo)

posted by RaininStarburst

I got bored, so here anda go.

1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here sejak my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

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50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

posted by ilovepenguins

50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time anda turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him atau her that you’ve Lost your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he atau she has anything...

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50 Fun Things to Do in Someone Else's House

posted by CullenProperty

1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the ketuhar on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...

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41 Corny keldai jokes!!

posted by XxLalasaysxX

Here are my senarai of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let anda know now i got alot of these from the YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything atau eating anything anda might spit it atau something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the penyapu late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...