I do think that anda probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add lebih to the senarai when I find lebih sites I think anda should probably avoid. So if anyone sends anda pautan to the following sites, anda have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad sejak the name of the Url but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS anda ARE A SICKO I ADVISE anda NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying atau you'll get some action faster than a pit lembu, lembu jantan on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all anda want even if she is the kind who will out chug anda in bir and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names anda never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation...

Good truth atau dare Questions

Truth atau dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth atau dare questions, which will help anda to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream anda have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality atau feature anda would like to change about yourself?

Do anda have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend atau boyfriend's friend?

Do anda think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

1. I Cinta the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Cinta the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Cinta the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Cinta the way anda look at me.

5. I Cinta how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Cinta the way I can’t imagine a hari without anda in my life.

7. I Cinta the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Cinta the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Cinta the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Cinta how I know you’ll always be there when I need anda to be.

11....

TRUTH

Who do anda have a crush on?

If anda had to tarikh anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity anda would want to make out with

Name five people anda hate and why anda hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have anda ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If anda did, what did anda do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have anda ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have anda had your first kiss, if anda have, were was it and who was it with?

Have anda ever seen a parent naked?

Have anda ever seen Haiwan reproducing?

Have anda stalked anyone,...

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a bulatan that had its two sides gently compressed sejak a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If anda have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Friends that anda ask their opinion of everything.

7. After anda have your bath, bungkus, balut a bath towel around anda and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...

I never thought I would be doing a senarai like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this senarai with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please komen but be polite. Also, always komen because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers anda know.
12.Strangers anda don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to padam above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...

Here are my senarai of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let anda know now i got alot of these from the YouTube channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything atau eating anything anda might spit it atau something.)

#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.

#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)

#3 Why was the penyapu late to work?
It overswept!

#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

#5 What's Michelle Obama's favorite...

Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). anda may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...

This was definitely the most difficult senarai I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. anda can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the bahagian, atas 10 and just listing the other women and menunjukkan pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for anda guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope anda enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to komen and I can't wait to hear what...

Some of anda might have heard of the game Facade. those of anda who have, anda probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she berkata "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they berkata yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...

French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are lebih likely to become serial killers.

Everything anda see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are lebih likely to dream when anda are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If anda tear off paper from bottles, anda are sexually...

They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It Suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling anda an...

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing lebih than the the people who anda spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions anda speak of are only Friends during those fun, yet unimportant...

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF anda DON'T PASS THIS ON anda DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All hari long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him atau erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If anda want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go ke hadapan when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...

[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to Cinta Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to Cinta every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are anda talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, anda have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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