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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids sejak their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and Gir in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. Gir simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by KateKicksAss
 This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!
Of course, if anda are TRULY random, anda shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever anda may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases atau monologues atau pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Friends atau logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if anda got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and anda can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...
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posted by invadercalliope
When anda turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If anda have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
anda cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and sejak brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in katil and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...
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(CREATED sejak RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can padam the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused sejak Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle anda with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a hati, tengah-tengah attack; his hati, tengah-tengah lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse pic, peach was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", pic, peach told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a Ciuman and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. daisy hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume anda are Chinese just because you're Asian, atau automatically assume anda are Mexican just because anda are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best Friends are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...
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If anda could see inside my heart
Then anda will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep anda hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the api, kebakaran we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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