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Princess Genevieve

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Rawak

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This Rawak ikon might contain kirtle, polonaise, and overskirt.

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Christian Conformity

posted by darkkhorn19

It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon Membaca the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and berkata "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet anda he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do anda know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse atau Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by emmett

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up sejak Singing pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....

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Good yo momma jokes

posted by boomerlover

Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went utama and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad berkata it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to katil to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she mencuri free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...

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even lebih of my randomness

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My Class Captain Speech

posted by karolinak1999

I'm saying this speech on he 4th of September 2013(unless the teacher forgets atau something like that) I am aginst 2 boys....my chances are okay...

"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to learn Irish, but we took some time off that to choose a new class leader.

For starters I would like to compliment my fellow rivals Atrio and Liam, for their good effort - Liam anda even prepared a speech, very impressive

Now..I realise the privelage to have the honour torepresent your class, however I am confident that I will be a great candidate.

I'm taking part in this not only to add...

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roti Boys Petikan

posted by Canada24

1: (Pilot)
FAther: Son have anda been Membaca Heresy?! (pumps shotgun) Unacceptable!
Son: (High Pitched Scream)

2:
Father: What did anda do?!
Son: I made us eggs.
Father: ... WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
Son: Wha-
Father: WE ONLY EAT roti FOR FUCK SAKES!!

3:
Father: Son I'm getting milk
Son: Will anda be back?!
Father: (opens front door) ... No
(Later that Evening, Father is still gone):
Son: I can't believe he's actually gone! (phone rings) Father?!
Voice: No this is your old coach
Son: Oh.. Uh hello
Voice: So, your back on the NBA
Son: Really? How-
Father: (literary teleports out of nowhere) YOUR BACK IN THE...

handsome squidward

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Essay on the Meaning of Budget

posted by josephlindquist

The various budget Model that will continue to be used fall into categories 1) budget line items (traditional budgeting), 2) performance budgeting, 3) programming / programming budgeting (PPB), 4) zero budgeting (ZBB) and 5) location-based budgeting. In baru-baru ini years, some companies have developed alternative budgeting systems (incremental budgets), including zero-based budgets (ZBB) and activity-based budgets (ABB).
Zero-based budgeting (ZBB) is an alternative to the traditional budgeting approach used sejak governments and non-profit organizations. Zero-based budgets, on the other hand, work...

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Mad Hatter Memes xD

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patriots

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Mr Nightmare - Peering Head (creepypasta)

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Reposting of my Joker review if anybody wants to see it (spoilers)

posted by Canada24

PART 1: (angry rant about the Controversy)

This is a movie I had no interest in seeing. I was worried having an entire film about Joker will kinda ruin the character.. But the fact the film is rated R does imply I'm probably wrong.

But after I saw Chris Stuckmann's spoiler review. There is a interesting thing he spoke about, which I myself wanna throw in my own 2 cents about.

Before this film was even released. There were 2 things that people were worried about. Sympathizing with Joker. And the violence on screen.

Firstly, Chris says this isn't even the most violent film he's seen. He actually...

Aliens are Running the Mafia - Gungrave: Overdose (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

I’ve never played the first Gungrave game. Gungrave is a weird sort of property that came into existence as a video game first before getting adapted into a video game. Little did people know that it was actually based on a video game first and foremost before it was adapted into the strange Anime that we see. Gungrave is a very smart and well made game about a man named Beyond the Grave who is brought back from the dead to exact revenge on his once best friend who betrayed him and took over the mafia with the help of aliens and works alongside an Anime girl. But in Overdose, he works alongside...

Six Shooters: The Complete Series

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

There are five peminat fictions in the entire series. Select which one anda would like to read.

Six Shooters: link

Six Shooters 2: link

Six Shooters 3: link

Six Shooters 4: link

Six Shooters 5: link

Corpse Bride

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NikPiks QuikPiks - batal Culture is Cancer

posted by Windwakerguy430

I know that I was supposed to make an artikel on the movie Clerks, but after the amount of what I have read today, within such a short span of time, I feel that I have to make this article. And despite the tajuk that isn’t really all that funny, I choose not to make jokes with this. I don’t want to add any funny images, as much as I enjoy that. This is an artikel that contains serious subjects and is a real problem with the modern culture. On August 27th, 2019, ProJared released a video discussing the drama he was in. For those that don’t know, ProJared was a gaming Youtuber who made...

all seeing eye in Kartun

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Our school system is a disaster and here's why.

posted by Renegade1765

This is something that's been long overdue, but finally I can express as to why our educational system is utter crap and why it has absolutely no place in modern society. If anything, I argue that it in fact makes people dumber, and I'll explain why.

Originally, I despised school just like every other kid would. But as I got older and doing lebih research around the internet, I soon realized that our school system is broken and doesn't educate children - atau at least, doesn't educate them properly.
The modern hari school system was founded during the Industrial Age, back in the 19th century....

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spring vibes🌺🌹💐

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Holding On To anda

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