1. I wish anda were a door so I could slam anda all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do anda work for UPS? I thought I saw anda checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy anda a drink atau do anda just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted katil Thrasher: have anda seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make anda the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and anda can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish anda were a kuda, kuda kecil Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride anda all hari long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how anda look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings atau the stairway to heaven?
14. anda might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. anda must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing anda do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be anda sejak morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. anda know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do anda believe in Cinta at first sight atau should I walk sejak again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone berkata anda were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if anda think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but anda can tickle me anytime anda want to.
30. I know susu does a body good, but DAMN, how much have anda been drinking?
31. If anda were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't anda like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go utama without me.
34. Do anda sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do anda wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I Lost my puppy. Can anda help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get anda out of these wet clothes.
By: link
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do anda work for UPS? I thought I saw anda checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 Bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy anda a drink atau do anda just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted katil Thrasher: have anda seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make anda the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and anda can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish anda were a kuda, kuda kecil Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride anda all hari long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how anda look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings atau the stairway to heaven?
14. anda might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. anda must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing anda do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be anda sejak morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. anda know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do anda believe in Cinta at first sight atau should I walk sejak again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone berkata anda were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if anda think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but anda can tickle me anytime anda want to.
30. I know susu does a body good, but DAMN, how much have anda been drinking?
31. If anda were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't anda like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go utama without me.
34. Do anda sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do anda wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I Lost my puppy. Can anda help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get anda out of these wet clothes.
By: link
I have a very boring Humanities teacher, and therefore for the purpose of survival I must invent games to get through the monotony. I was thinking of making this a regular feature for every new game I come up with, let me know what anda think.
Okay, this first one is a variation of Connect 4 which i have adpted to make it not only available to play in lessons, but also in silence.
Basically All anda need is paper and a pencil. And an equally bored friend
anda draw an 8 sejak 8 grid no the paper with lines along the sides and bottom. anda then choose whether to be see through circles atau shaded ones. You're friend is the other one. then basically like connect 4, anda take it in turns to draw your bulatan in, and try to 'connect 4'.
remember like the original game u cant randomly place them in the middle, they ahve to go from the bottom up.
Have fun, and tell em if anda want lebih of my games ;)
Okay, this first one is a variation of Connect 4 which i have adpted to make it not only available to play in lessons, but also in silence.
Basically All anda need is paper and a pencil. And an equally bored friend
anda draw an 8 sejak 8 grid no the paper with lines along the sides and bottom. anda then choose whether to be see through circles atau shaded ones. You're friend is the other one. then basically like connect 4, anda take it in turns to draw your bulatan in, and try to 'connect 4'.
remember like the original game u cant randomly place them in the middle, they ahve to go from the bottom up.
Have fun, and tell em if anda want lebih of my games ;)