down in the workshop
all the elves were makin' toys
for the good gentile girls
and the good gentile boys
when the boss busted in
nearly scared 'em half to death
had a senapang in his hands and
cheap whiskey on his breath
from his beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo
and he smiled as he berkata with a twinkle in his eye
"merry Krismas to all-
now you're all gonna die!"
the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
well,the workshop is gone now
he decided to bomb it
everywhere you'll find pieces of
cupid and comet
and he tied up his helpers
and he held the elves hostage
and he ground up poor rudolph
into reindeer sausage
he got dancer and prancer
with an old german luger
and he slashed up dasher
just like freddy krueger
and he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed blitzen
and he took a big bite and said
"it tastes just like chicken!"
the night santa went crazy
the night kris kringle went nuts
now anda can't hardly walk around the north pole
without steppin in reindeer guts
there's the national guard and the F.B.I.
there's a van from the eyewitness news
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
and the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know,oh santa,why?
my my my my my my
anda used to be such a jolly guy
yes,virginia,now santa's doing time
in a federal prison for his infamous crime
hey,little friend,now don't anda cry no lebih tears
he'll be out with good behavior in 700 lebih years
but now vixen's in therapy
and donner's still nervous
and the elves all got jobs
working for the postal service
and they say mrs.claus,
she's on the phone every night
with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
they're talkin' bout-the night santa went crazy
the night st.nicholas flipped
broke his back for some susu and cookies
sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
wo,the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
wo,something must have
snapped in his brain
tell ya,something finally must have
snapped... in his brain.
:]
all the elves were makin' toys
for the good gentile girls
and the good gentile boys
when the boss busted in
nearly scared 'em half to death
had a senapang in his hands and
cheap whiskey on his breath
from his beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo
and he smiled as he berkata with a twinkle in his eye
"merry Krismas to all-
now you're all gonna die!"
the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
well,the workshop is gone now
he decided to bomb it
everywhere you'll find pieces of
cupid and comet
and he tied up his helpers
and he held the elves hostage
and he ground up poor rudolph
into reindeer sausage
he got dancer and prancer
with an old german luger
and he slashed up dasher
just like freddy krueger
and he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed blitzen
and he took a big bite and said
"it tastes just like chicken!"
the night santa went crazy
the night kris kringle went nuts
now anda can't hardly walk around the north pole
without steppin in reindeer guts
there's the national guard and the F.B.I.
there's a van from the eyewitness news
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
and the bullets are flyin' the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know,oh santa,why?
my my my my my my
anda used to be such a jolly guy
yes,virginia,now santa's doing time
in a federal prison for his infamous crime
hey,little friend,now don't anda cry no lebih tears
he'll be out with good behavior in 700 lebih years
but now vixen's in therapy
and donner's still nervous
and the elves all got jobs
working for the postal service
and they say mrs.claus,
she's on the phone every night
with her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
they're talkin' bout-the night santa went crazy
the night st.nicholas flipped
broke his back for some susu and cookies
sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
wo,the night santa went crazy
the night st.nick went insane
realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
wo,something must have
snapped in his brain
tell ya,something finally must have
snapped... in his brain.
:]
My grandma told my dad to never let me go out because I've got everything inside of the house, then my dad disagreed, he berkata that children should be free to play with their friends... And once again they had a fight...I stopped both of them, I told them that they were Berlakon like Haiwan just because of me and I berkata that i'm gonna make a deal that I wouldn't go out of the house without a companion.... So they both agreed.
6 years later...
I am now a 14 tahun old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no lebih fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank anda for those who took their time Membaca my story. Goodbye and I hope that anda could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
6 years later...
I am now a 14 tahun old girl and my grandma kinda changed a little but at least there were no lebih fights and shouting because they both ignored each other... So until now, our house remains peaceful...For now. We might not know If i would make a part 3 XD. Thank anda for those who took their time Membaca my story. Goodbye and I hope that anda could add me so we could chat... Cya! ;)
If anda like Tekken and Naruto, anda may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If anda look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. anda tell me: do anda think this should be looked over?
♥Grin t anoher passenger and then announce,"I've got new socks on!"
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest anda all sertai in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
☻Crash from side to side as if your sailing in rough seas.
☺Suggest anda all sertai in aa sing-along.
♦Say,"Ding!" at each floor.
♣Salute and say "welcome aboard!" every time someone gets in.
♠Open your bag and,while peering inside,ask,"Got enough air in there?"
•meow occasionally.
◘Stand silent and motionless in the corner,facing the wall,without getting off when the elevator stops.
☼Make race-car noises when people get in.
2- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
3- Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
4- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
5- "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."
6- The road to success is always under construction
7- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
8- If anda die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
9- Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
10- What anda call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what anda call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hope anda like them :)
Hi i'm InvaderCalliope glad to meet you!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first soalan what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of buku do anda read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d anda go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gothic style!
Reporter:What do anda like to hum atau sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
Today i'm going on an interview!
Reporter: Ok InvaderCalliope time for the interview
InvaderCalliope: uh-huh
Reporter: Ok first soalan what's your fave show?
InvaderCalliope: easy Invader Zim!
Reporter: Ok so what type of buku do anda read?
InvaderCalliope: manga!
Reporter:so what type of person are you?
InvaderCalliope: Oh an otaku and a hard worker!
Reporter: Ok what fashion d anda go for on a normal day?
InvaderCalliope: I mostly try to go for the Gothic style!
Reporter:What do anda like to hum atau sing?
InvaderCalliope: THE DOOM SONG!
Reporter:So whats your fave foot ware?
InvaderCalliope: BOOTS!
The End!
this is for -RandomChick-. may she come up with lebih wise words.
a wise man once berkata (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) berkata a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope anda do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I berkata befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see anda in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
a wise man once berkata (well woman) (aka -RandomChick-) berkata a very smart thing it was a very feeling saying that *sniff* I must talk about. the saying is "If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!" It was a great part of writeing that amde me cry. *sniff* I will tell all my Friends the words of wisdom -RandomChick- hase put on this sight. I do hope anda do too. *sniff* *sniff*
now I go and like I berkata befor spred the words of wisdom " If your foot it is itchy, Sratch it!"
goodbye my friedn and see anda in a better place. that would be NYC!!!!! GOOD NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
So me and a friend went into like a prom,party, dress store and tried on like a million dresses. and it tested if they were kind and had tolorence 4 teenagers so here are a few tests anda could try
1: Ask really stupid soalan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's
1: Ask really stupid soalan like say "Is there a 50% off sale" when there are signs everywhere saying 50% off
2: Go into a shoe store and ask if they sell prom dresses
3: Ask the workers where they got their uniforms
4: Ask one of the workers to clear the store so anda can have it to yourself and if they ask why tell them anda know Brittney Spears
5: When they ask anda for your zip code ask "Can I use my Gramma's phone number insted?"
6: When your in a really busy store go in a change room and just sit there as long as anda can.
7: Ask a worker if they have goth clothes in pink
8: Go to an electroics store and ask if they have Alaskan Vlarphin's