anda might be a redneck if
lebih than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
anda think the stock market has a fence around it.
anda think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever Lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your bot has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills lebih than three dogs.
Your coffee meja, jadual used to be a telephone cable spool.
anda keep a can of Raid on the dapur table.
You've ever used a toilet kerusi, tempat duduk as a picture frame.
Your utama has lebih miles on it than your car.
lebih than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
anda think the stock market has a fence around it.
anda think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever Lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your bot has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills lebih than three dogs.
Your coffee meja, jadual used to be a telephone cable spool.
anda keep a can of Raid on the dapur table.
You've ever used a toilet kerusi, tempat duduk as a picture frame.
Your utama has lebih miles on it than your car.