"#SELFIE"
When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl
Do anda think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
and I don't know if it's a booty call atau not
So... like what do anda think?
Did anda think that girl was pretty?
How did that girl even get in here?
Do anda see her?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
Who wears Cheetah?
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first,
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
[Beat drops]
Can anda guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro atau Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever
How about "Livin' with my bitches, hash tag LIVE"
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do anda think I should take it down?
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
[Beat drops]
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there?
Yeah, the one seterusnya to the girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays?
OK, let's go take some shots
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine
Let's go dance
There's no vodka at this table
Do anda know anyone else here?
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
Should I go utama with him?
I guess I took a good selfie
Selfie [on repeat]
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me while he was with that other girl
Do anda think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
and I don't know if it's a booty call atau not
So... like what do anda think?
Did anda think that girl was pretty?
How did that girl even get in here?
Do anda see her?
She's so short and that dress is so tacky
Who wears Cheetah?
It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing "Summertime Sadness"?
After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first,
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
[Beat drops]
Can anda guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro atau Valencia
I wanna look tan
What should my caption be?
I want it to be clever
How about "Livin' with my bitches, hash tag LIVE"
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Do anda think I should take it down?
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
[Beat drops]
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfie
What a creep
Is that guy sleeping over there?
Yeah, the one seterusnya to the girl with no shoes on
That's so ratchet
That girl is such a fake model
She definitely bought all her Instagram followers
Who goes out on Mondays?
OK, let's go take some shots
Oh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Oh wait, nevermind I'm fine
Let's go dance
There's no vodka at this table
Do anda know anyone else here?
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
Should I go utama with him?
I guess I took a good selfie
Selfie [on repeat]
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE