Just some stories for fun. Numbered for convenience.

1. Shadow was late to Silver's latest huge party, as usual. He was speedy, but wanted to keep looking cool and edgy. So he was late. Mostly everything was average party chaos, but Sonic was lying unconscious near the punch bowl, with red splashed across his mouth and face. Tails was staring at him, when Shadow asked "What happened to him?" "Oh, Knuckles spiked the punch." "Then I don't think anda should be drinking it." Shadow replied. Tails looked at his cup. "No, not like that. Knuckles punched Sonic with his spiked fists." Shadow thought for a second. "Oh, I get it! What's the punchline?" Tails sighed. "I think that it already qualifies as a punchline."

2. Silver was sitting in his house one quiet morning. He was doing his best to contemplate life in order to look wise, but no-one was around, so he gave up thinking. He decided to ask around and see if others knew what meaning life held. He went to Sonic first. "Well, duh. CHILI DOGS! Speaking of which, have any spare rings?" Silver sighed and handed Sonic a couple rings. "Here. I'm gonna go ask Tails." Tails was busy building some sort of thing, but Silver had no idea what, so he just asked. Tails turned from his work. "The meaning of life... Well, I think that it's just having fun, I guess. I build because I like it. If life's purpose wasn't enjoyable, I wouldn't put so much toward it." Silver nodded and pretended to understand. He didn't, of course, and went to ask Knuckles. "The purpose of life... What was it again? I remember there's SOMETHING I should be doing, something my life was devoted to. I just can't... OH YEAH! I'm supposed to be guarding the Master Emerald! See ya!" Knuckles ran off to actually do his job for the first time in years. Silver sighed, and decided to ask Shadow. "The purpose of life is to become so awesome that the whole world respects you, and knows that you're so cool they build clones of you. And then to live forever, and keep your reputation of awesome alive forever. Be a living piece of awesome history." Silver facepalmed. Shadow was so conceited. Silver went on to ask several others, but to no satisfactory avail. Silver than remembered why life felt so meaningless. He was in the wrong time! And then he remembered that it was way lebih fun here, so he threw another party.

3. Mighty the Armodillo used to be a part of Team Chaotix. He left and went to live at a bar and drink away his life for years. He finally ran out of money for booze, and decided he needed to get a real job. He started sejak Membaca the paper. "Let's see here, McDonald's drive-thru window person. No. Absolutely not. Never in my life will I wear any form of clothing other than gloves and shoes. What else is there? Taxi driver, no. I can't see over the steering wheel. Actor... That already failed once. Elementary school teacher. I can't do math higher than 5 x 5, definitely a no. Secret spy. Somehow, being a 3 foot red and black armodillo makes that seem like it wouldn't work well. Astronaut... I'm just like every other Mobian. I can breathe in space. And I could just ride a small rocket to break the atmosphere... This could work!" Mighty went to NASA and applied for the astronaut job. He got it, and now successfully explores planets and repairs satellites above the sky in Mobius.

4. Sonic always wore white gloves. It may as well have been a law. He'd never taken them off for as long as he could remember. He loved them, they allowed him to avoid wasting time washing. But he'd always wondered in the back of his mind what his hands actually looked like. He never had time, though, as he was always stopping Eggman's latest scheme. He finally had a hari off now, and after devouring 637 rings worth of chili dogs, he sat down and decided to finally see what his hands were. He slowly began pulling at the cuff of one glove, but then stopped. "This may very well be the most important moment in my life, seeing what my hands actually look like. I want to be able to cherish it from every angle." Sonic ran off and got 7 video cameras, and set them up all around him. He started them up, and began to take off his left glove. He stopped. "If this is gonna be a video, it's gotta have proper lighting." He got a big football arena style light, and angled it in what he believed to be the sexiest way possible. He sat down again, but didn't even start to take off his gloves this time. "I'd better have some lotion nearby, my hands are gonna look sexy, and I'll have to make them even lebih so." So Sonic got some lotion, and put on some deodorant while he was at it. Sonic still needed one lebih thing. He pulled up a chair, and on that instead of the floor. He was finally ready. He tugged on the cuff of his left glove, and then did it all at once without further delay. He looked at his hand, and screamed like a baby girl for almost 10 seconds. He began to cry and run in circles, burying his hand inside of his quills. "IT LOOKS SO SHRIVELED! IT'S NOT SEXY! IT'S HORRIBLE!" He put his sarung tangan back on, and ran into his house to cry in his katil for the rest of the day. Shadow mencuri the tape from one of the cameras Sonic had set up, and telah diposkan the video on YouTube. YouTube removed the video after 12 saat because it is apparently illegal for hedgehogs to muat naik YouTube video on Mobius.

5. Tails had always loved building, but he was also a video game nerd. He owned every game he could find, and actually played all of them. He played a lot of Call Of Duty, and he was secretly always that one guy who spawned right behind anda and got an unfair kill. Tails shared every gamers hatred for noobs, and even went so far as to find a sertai in his utama and smash his Xbox. Tails was a pro at everything. He even finished Sonic 06, and GOT EVERY SILVER MEDAL. He was a great dancer too, and had the high score on any dance game anda can imagine. His somewhat feminine voice made him a great singer as well. He has 17 gaming records in the Mobiuess Book of World Records. He was an expert soldier, assassin, Jedi, spy, hedgehog, plumber, racer, and alien. But his secret kegemaran game was... You'll never guess. Go ahead. Try. It's already his favorite, there's no changing it. Tell anda what. I will give 7 pujian to the one who figures it out first. I hope anda enjoyed these stories!