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Stardate 4233.7. Our destination is planet Nrutas.

Captain Kirk leaned ke hadapan in his chair to squint at the mysterious planet appearing on the view screen. The planet looked a lot like Earth – swirled with Warna of green, blue and white.

"What can anda tell us about the planet, Mr. Spock?"

"Oxygen and atmosphere is like that of Earth, Captain," the Vulcan answered.

Soon Dr. McCoy joined them on the bridge and carefully approached Spock. "Spock, I've been thinking," the doctor said. "And I, uh, just wanted to apologize for calling anda a 'shoemaker's elf' this morning."

Spock nodded. "Apology accepted."...

I was sent this sejak my friend, Natalie, who wrote this story. I had to share this with anda all cuz it's hilarious.

The crew of the Enterprise react to a "Lines anda wouldn't hear in bintang Trek" round on BBC 1's Mock the Week.

"NGDDHDTDGDHHCCHHCSHHOCHHH.....Scotty, that's the most convincing your accent has ever been," Frankie drawled, staring down the barrel of the camera.

The audience burst into laughter. Frankie started to alih from the microphone, but his ears pricked at an odd noise. The audience started to mutter amongst themselves as the sound which resonated around the studio floor escalated,...