Okie dokie...one of the reason i watch Supernatural is because of its quirky funny quotes..they can make anda laugh even if you're scared out of your wits atau anda shed a tear atau two..
Here are a couple of my kegemaran lines from the latest season:




Lazarus rising
Dean: Look, pal, I'm not buying what you're selling. Who are anda really?
Castiel: I told you.
Dean: Right. And why would an Angel rescue me from hell?
Castiel: Good things do happen, Dean.
Dean: Not in my experience.

Dean: anda mean the gas station and the hotel. That was anda talking? (Castiel nods) Buddy, seterusnya time lower the volume.
Castiel: It was my mistake. Certain people, special people, can perceive my true visage. I thought anda would be one of them. I was wrong.
Dean: And what visage are anda in now, what, holy tax accountant?

Demon waitress: So anda get to just strolled out of the pit, huh? Tell me, what makes anda so special?
Dean: I'd like to think it's because of my perky nipples.

Dean: (in the Impala) What the hell is that?
Sam: That's an iPod jack.
Dean: anda were supposed to take care of her, not douche her up.

Dean: Dude, I'm so in.
Sam: Yeah, she's gonna eat anda alive.
Dean: Hey, I just got out of jail. Bring it!
Pamela: You're invited too, Grumpy.
Dean: anda are not invited.

Dean: I know. I should look like a Thriller video reject.

Dean: But don’t come crawling to me when they tunjuk up on your doorstep with vaseline and a api, kebakaran hose.

Are anda there God? It's me, Dean Winchester
Dean: All I know is I was not groped sejak an angel.

Sam: A demon who's immune to salt rounds? And devil traps? And Ruby's knife? Dean, Lilith is scared of that thing.
Dean: Don't anda think that if Bidadari were real, that some hunter, somewhere, would have seen one. At some point! Ever.
Sam: Yeah. anda just did, Dean.
Dean: I'm trying to come up with a theory here, okay? Work with me.
Sam: Dean, we have a theory.
Dean: Yeah, one with a little less fairy dust on it, please!

Dean, to Sam: You're gonna get me some pie! *later* Dude, where's the pie??

Sam: anda built a panic room??
Bobby: I had a weekend off.
Dean: Bobby..you're awesome!

Castiel: The rising of the witnesses is one of the 66 seals.
Dean: I’m guessing that’s not a tunjuk at SeaWorld.

Castiel: The Lord works..
Dean: If anda say "mysterious ways" so help me, I will kick your ass.

Meg: anda don't recognize me? This is what I looked like before that demon cut off my hair and dressed me like a slut.

Bobby: I think I got everything we need here at the house.
Dean: Any chance anda got everything we need here in this room?
Bobby: So anda thought our luck was gonna start now all of a sudden?

In the beginning
Azazel: All those Bidadari on your shoulder. No, I'm gonna cover my tracks good.
Dean: anda can cover whatever the hell anda want, I'm still going to kill you.
Azazel: Right. Now that I'd like to see.
Dean: Maybe not today. But anda look into my eyes, anda son of a bitch, 'cause I'm the one that kills you.

Dean: Sammy, wherever anda are..mom is a babe! I'm going to hell..again..

Dean: What about the rest of the town? Did anda find anything on the web..of..information that anda have assembled.
Deanna: Electrical storms, maybe. The weather service graphs should be here on friday.
Dean: sejak mail?
Samuel: No, we hired a pesawat, jetliner to fly them to us overnight.

Samuel: So anda didn't notice anything unusual, ma'am?
Woman: anda mean like my husband's guts fertilizing the back forty?

Dean: So, what, God's my co-pilot, is that it?

Metamorphosis
Dean: I’ve seen big weird, little weird, weird with crazy on top. But this guy, come on, this guy’s boring.

Dean(to Ruby): Well aren't anda just an obedient little bitch?

Travis: Boys, we got ourselves a rugaru.
Dean: Rugaru? Is that made up? That sounds made up.

Dean: Longpig?
Sam: He means human flesh.
Dean: And that is my new word of the day!

Dean: Sam loves research. He does. He keeps it under his mattress right seterusnya to his K-Y. It's a sickness. It is.

Dean: anda probably feeling your Bones moving under your skin and your appetite’s reaching Hungry Hungry Hippo levels. How am I doing so far?

Sam: I've got demon blood in me, Dean. I'm a whole new level of freak! (poor Sammy..broke my heart!)

Monster movie
Dean: Hey, anda think this Dracula can turn into a bat? That'd be cool.

Jamie: Try again tomorrow, g-man.
Dean: I wish I could. I don't think we're stayin' on the case.
Jamie: What? Is it too weird for you?
Dean: Not weird enough.

Dean: It looks like we stumbled upon a midnight menunjukkan of Dracula meets the serigala, wolf Man.

Dean: We need to find this guy before he Creature from the Black Lagoons somebody.

Dean: We still gotta see the new Raiders movie.
Sam: Saw it.
Dean: Without me?
Sam: anda were in hell.
Dean: That's no excuse.

Dean: I'm a maverick ma'am..a rebel with a badge..one thing I don't play by..the rules! (he winks..awwww)
Sam: Okay maverick!

Dean: ..which leads me to conclude..sadly..that my virginity is intact.

Dean: Brother, i have been rehymenated and the dude will not obide!
Sam: Alright..dude!

Dean(at the morgue): I'm getting a headache!

Dracula: I have a coupon.

Dean: That guy was about to Frankenstein me.
Sam: hei there Hansel!
Dean: Shut up!

Yellow fever
Dean: That was scary!...What??

Dean: Run!! He'll kill you!

Coroner: Everyone drops dead sooner atau later. That's why I've got job security.

Sam: How ya feelin'?
Dean: Awesome. It's nice to have my head on the chopping block again, I almost forgot what that feels like. It's friggin delightful.

Sam: It's ghost sickness.
Dean: Ghost sickness?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: God, no.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: I don't even know what that is.

Sam: Dude, you're going 20.
Dean: So?
Sam: That's the speed limit.
Dean: What? Safety's a crime now?

Dean: Sam, I'm not gonna make a left-hand turn into oncoming traffic, I'm not suicidal. Did I just say that? That was kinda weird.

Sam: What are anda doing waiting out here anyway
Dean: Our room is on the fourth floor..It's high.

Dean: I mean, come on Sam. What are we doing?
Sam: We're hunting a ghost.
Dean: A ghost, exactly. Who does that?
Sam: Us.
Dean: Us, right. And that Sam is exactly why our lives suck. I mean come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? Normal people, they see a monster and they run, not us. No, no, no we cari out things that want to kill us, yeah, huh, or..or eat us. anda know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane!!

Dean: On the up-side, I'm still alive, so..uh..go team!

Bobby: 'Cause this line of work can get awful scary.
Dean: I'm fine. What, anda wanna go hunting? I'll hunt. I'll kill anything.
Sam: Awwww...
Bobby: He's adorable :D (yeah, he so is!)

It's the great pumpkin, Sam Winchester
Sam: Yeah, that demon ray-gun stuff? Doesn't work on me.

Dean: I mean, come on, you're gonna wipe out a whole town for one little witch. Sounds to me like you're compensating for something.

Dean: Yeah..well, if anda were a six-hundred-year hag and anda could choose any costume to come back in, wouldn't anda go for a hot cheerleader? I would...mmm..

Dean: Witches, man. They're so freaking skeevy.

Sam: What about you? Find anything on the victim?
Dean: This Luke Wallace..he was so vanilla that he made vanilla seem spicy.

Dean: Astronaut!!

Dean: So we're talking ghosts.
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: Zombies.
Sam: Mm-hmm..
Dean: Leprechauns?
Sam: Dean!
Dean: Those little dudes are scary..small hands.

Dean: It's Halloween, man.
Sam: Yeah. For us, every hari is Halloween.
Dean: Don't be a downer.

Dean: I'm telling you, both of these vics are squeaky-clean. There was no reason for wicked-bitch payback.

Wishful thinking
Dean: atau it's a Bigfoot. anda know, and he's some kind of alcoholo-porno addict...kind of like a deep-woods Duchovny.

Waiter: anda have got to try our ice cream extreme. It’s extreme.
Sam: Uh, no extremities, please.

Sam: I can see you're very interested.
Dean: Women, showers. We got to save these people.

Dean: I got to tell you, I’m pretty disappointed.
Sam: anda wanted to save naked women.
Dean: Darn right I wanted to save some naked women.

Dean: So what, Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch? Amaretto and Irish Cream..he's a girl-drink drunk.

Sam: Are we... should we... are we gonna kill this teddy bear?
Dean: How? Do we shoot it, burn it?
Sam: I don't know. Both?
Dean: How do we even know that's gonna work? I mean I don't want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on our hands.
Sam: Yeah. Besides, I get the feeling that the menanggung, bear isn't really the..you know..core problem here.

Dean: Little girl..
Girl: Audrey!!!! (awesome...oh, man..Dean's face...hahaaa)

Dean: We are teddy menanggung, bear doctors!

Sam: I'm really sorry to have to break this to you, but your menanggung, bear is sick. Yeah, he's..he's got...
Dean: Lollipop disease.

Teddy Bear: Look at this. anda believe this crap?
Dean: Not really.
Teddy Bear: It is a terrible world. Why am I here?
Audrey: For teh parties!
Teddy Bear: teh parties? Is that all there is???

suicidal note of the teddy bear: "Life is meaningless. Signed T. Bear" (it was so damn funny!! Emo teddy)

I know what anda did last summer
Anna: This demon, Lilith, is trying to break the 66 seals to free Lucifer from Hell. Lucifer will bring the Apocalypse. So smoke ‘em if anda got ‘em.

Dean: Well, anda got a lot of nerve menunjukkan up anywhere near me.
Ruby: I just have some info, and then I'm gone.
Sam: What is it?
Ruby: I'm hearing a few whispers.
Dean: Ooh, great, demon whisperers..that's reliable.

Sam: C'mooon!! Where the hell are you??..I don't want ten years. I don't want one year. I don't want candy! I want to trade places with Dean!

Dean: That’s Revelations.
Psychiatrist: Since when does the Book of Revelations have jack-o-lanterns?
Dean: It’s, uh..a little-known translation.

Dean: So, they lock anda up with a case of the crazies, when really you’re just tuning into Angel radio?

Anna: And you're Dean..THE Dean?
Dean: Oh, yeah..THE Dean I guess..

Dean: So I'm Girl, Interrupted..and I know the score with the apocalypse..just busted out of the nutbox..possibly using super powers sejak the way. Where do I go?

Ruby: Proof. This body is 100% socially conscious. I recycle. Al Gore would be proud.

Alastair: Don't anda recognize me? Oh, I forgot..I'm wearing a pediatrician.

Dean: Well, at least now we know why the demons want anda so bad. They get a hold of anda , they can hear everything the other side's cooking...you're 1-900-ANGEL!

Dean: Sam?
Sam: Yeah?
Dean: Too much information!
Sam: Hey, I told anda I was coming clean.
Dean: Yeah, but now I feel dirty. Okay, well uh...brain-stabbing imagery aside, so far all you've told me about is a manipulative jalang, perempuan jalang who uh...screwed you, played mind games with you, and did everything in the book to get anda to go bad.

Dean: I guess I..you know..
Ruby: What?
Dean: I guess I owe anda for..Sam. And I just wanted to..you know..
Ruby: Don’t strain yourself.
Dean: Okay, then. Is the moment over?..good, cause that was awkward.

Heaven and Hell
Dean: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, I know she's wiretapping your Angel chats atau whatever, but it's no reason to gank her.
Uriel: Don't worry. I'll kill her gentle.

Uriel: Give us the girl.
Dean: Sorry. Get yourself another one. Try Jdate.

Dean: Iron walls drenched in salt. Demons can't even touch the joint.
Ruby: Which I find racist, sejak the way.
Dean: Write your Congressman.

Sam: Where’s Bobby?
Dean: Uh, the Dominican. He berkata we break anything, we buy it.
Sam: Is he working a job?
Dean: God, I hope so. Otherwise he’s at Hedonism in a pisang hammock and a trucker cap.
Sam: Now that’s seared in my brain.

Sam: She was convinced that he wasn’t her real daddy.
Dean: Who was? The plumber, hmm? A little snaking the pipes?
Sam: Dude, you’re confusing reality with porn again.

Pamela: Sam, is that you?
Sam: I’m right here.
Pamela: Oh. Know how I can tell? That perky little keldai of yours. anda could bounce a nickel off that thing.

Dean: So, anda just forgot that anda were God’s little Power Ranger?

Dean: So what, you're just gonna take some divine bong hit, and Shazam, you're Roma Downey?
Anna: Something like that.

Ruby: What?
Dean: Nothing. It’s just..an Angel and a demon, riding in the back seat. It’s like the setup for a bad joke. atau a Penthouse forum letter.
Sam: Dude..reality..porn.
Dean: anda call this reality?

Dean: What was that for?
Anna: anda know… our last night on Earth… all that.
Dean: You’re stealing my best line.

Uriel: Wait, there's more. anda cut yourself a slice of Angel Makanan cake. anda did.
Dean: What would anda care? You're junkless down there right? Like a Ken doll.

Family remains
Dean: Boy, three bedrooms, two baths, and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes.

Sam: It's probably a dumbwaiter. All these old houses had them.
Dean: Know-it-all.
Sam: What?
Dean: What?
Sam: anda said..
Dean: What?
Sam: Never mind.

Dean: What kind of ghost messes with a man's wheels?!?

Dean: Geez, rent Juno, get over it.

Sam: So it's just a girl?
Dean: It's not just a girl, it's psycho Nell..I'm telling anda man..humans!

Kate: I just got molested sejak Casper the pervy ghost, that's what happened!

Ted: It's just some backwoods hillbilly jalang, perempuan jalang and I'm not about sit around here waiting for her to go all Deliverance on my ass.

Mrs. Curry: I already told the local boys, there was blood..everywhere.
Dean: And Mr. Gibson, where was he?
Mrs. Curry: Everywhere.

Dean:...oh, gross! So the daddy was the baby daddy too..

Dean:..she bust out and ganks dear old dad..slash grandad?

Dean: Please nobody grab my leg, please nobody grab my leg!

Criss Angel is a douchebag

Ruby: The whole world's about to be engulfed in hellfire, and you're here in Magictown, U.S.A.
Sam: anda got something against magic?

Dean: Thought anda were tailing him?
Sam: He slipped me..
Dean: He's 60!
Sam: He's a magician!

Dean: I can't believe people actually fall for that crap.
Sam: It's not all crap.
Dean: What part of that was not a steaming pile of B.S.?

Dean: No. I think we'll be dead. For good. Why, do anda want to end up like... like Travis? atau Gordon, maybe?
Sam: There's Bobby.
Dean: Oh yeah, there's a poster child for growing old gracefully.

Dean: What a douchebag.
Sam: That's Jeb Dexter.
Dean: I don't even want to know how anda know that.
Sam: He's famous, kind of.
Dean: For what, douchebaggery?

Chief: anda are really gonna get it tonight, big boy.
Dean: There's been a misunderstanding. I, uh, think I've been had.
Chief: Oh, anda ain't been had, till anda been had sejak the Chief. Oh, and before we get started, what's your selamat, peti deposit keselamatan word?

After school special

Young Sam: At least anda got Amanda..she's cool.
Young Dean: Dude, she wants me to meet her parents. I don't do parents!

Dean: So what's our cover? FBI, Homeland Security, Swedish exchange students? (hahaa)

Dean: Today anda will have the honor of playing one of the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning, a game with one simple rule - dodge!

Sam: Little help..
Dean: He's giving anda the full cowgirl..

Sam: Having fun?
Dean: The whistle makes me their god..
Sam: Right...nice shorts!

Dean: I had to break into the principal's office to get this..Oh, and FYI, three of the cheerleaders are legal..guess which ones :D
Sam: No.

Dean: All right, everybody stay where anda are! You'll be okay.
Jock: Aren't anda the P.E. teacher?
Dean: Not really..I'm like 21 Jump Street. The bus driver sells pot..yeah..

Dean: Ghost getting creative..well, that's super.. (lmao Dean)

Dean: That ghost is dead! I'm gonna to rip its lungs out! Well, anda know what I mean..

Dean: Go have your Robbin Williams "Oh Captain! my Captain!" moment.

Dean: Look..Martha Dumptruck, Revenge of the Nerds and Hello Kitty... lol

Sex and violence

Dean: Did anda sleep with her?
Sam: No!
Dean: Holy crap, anda did. Middle of Basic Instinct and anda bang Sharon Stone..

Sam: What do anda think? She infects them during sex?
Bobby: Maybe..
Dean: Supernatural STD. :D

Dean: You're up early. What're anda doing?
Sam: Nothing..I was in the can.
Dean: Yeah?
Sam: Yeah. Want me to draw anda a picture?
Dean: No, I'll pass.

Mr. Benson: Her name was... Jasmine.
Sam: She was a stripper?
Dean: Dude, her name was Jasmine.

Sam: That makes them go all Manchurian Candidate.

Dean: Strippers Sammy, strippers! We are on an actual case involving strippers. Finally!