does anyone know any GOOD beatles jokes?

i know one:
there were 5 liverpudlian kids late for school. paul ran in and the teacher berkata "where have anda been" and paul berkata "up penny lane". then john ran in and the teacher asked him "where have anda been?" and john berkata "ive been up penny lane". then george and ringo ran in and the teacher berkata 'where have anda been?!?" and they berkata "up penny lane" then a little girl came in and the teacher berkata "i suppose youve been up penny lane as well!" and the girl berkata "no i am penny lane!!!"