This is dedicated to Siberian Krismas and Conner, who will be getting married to each other soon! Congrats to both of you!! May God bless anda in your new life together! :-)

“They could see that it was a tall girl, dressed in a single long pakaian of clear blue which left her arms bare. She was bare-headed and her yellow hair hung down her back. And when they looked at her, they thought they had never before known what beauty meant.” –The Voyage of the Dawn Treader

Starlight

He could never clearly describe how he fell in Cinta with her. It was too wonderfully strange to explain; something...

menanggung, bear with me, im about to go nuts criticizing Narnia peminat fiction here. ok *deep breath* here i go... i have nothing against the peminat fiction itself... i write some in fact, but some peminat fiction stories about the Pevensies... are...well... let me put it this way.... IT IRRITATES THE *beeeeeeeep* OUT OF ME!!! im serious. there are a lot of good Pevensie fiction out there, but there are sooooo many stupid stories that deserve to be burned!!! ...except...well... anda cant do that online.... anda can komen your criticism but no one pays attention to that.... anyway... i just finished Membaca one...

This goes out to all my fellow Narniacs who booed (or at least grimaced) at the infamous Suspian Ciuman of Doom in the movie. And Dr. Elwin Ransom wrote this on NarniaWeb, so don't thank me (or hate me, depending on who anda are) for the brilliance and dead accuracy of this parody. IT'S NOT ME.

In case anda haven't figured it out sejak now, this is sung to the tune of "The Call". Enjoy, rate and comment, duckies!

The Wail

It started out as a feeling
And then our annoyance grew and grew —
As Susan and Caspian locked their lips
We knew the rumor was sadly true.

And then our screams grew louder and louder,...