I basically combined all the stories from Ruflowers, fixed up some stuff (spelling, grammar, etc) and swapped them around to the order that made the most sense...If this thing makes any sense at all. If you’d like to read them from the actual site, it’s link.

CHAPTER 1: Brandon Bunga was at the place where the white boys dance. He was grinding his groin into whoever had a penis!

Just then a black man strolled in. It was RUFUS WAINWRIGHT!!!!! Oh, he wasn’t really black, he was just Canadian.

Brandon’s pores started immediately tingling with glittery arousal. He popped and locked his way...

(I felt this needed to be done publicly. If anda don’t know what I’m talking about, well that sucks for you, doesn’t it? :p )

As some of anda probably know, I went a little overboard when I learned that Cassie doesn’t like Green Day. I thought it was sheer ignorance and a blinded, snap judgment. I went off. I’m sorry.

Green hari is one of my kegemaran bands. The Killers are too. They’re both tied for first place, as a matter of fact. When Brandon berkata what he berkata about Green Day, it pissed me off, but I didn’t hold it against them. What really got to me was how the peminat-peminat on both sides...