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Dwight's Speech:     

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have anda ever asked yourselves in an jam of meditation - which everyone finds during the hari - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war the war of work but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bang's fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to anda [bangs again] and anda will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania,...
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posted by ThatDamnLlama
Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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posted by jameswilson
This isn't a wordy artikel as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the tunjuk (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope anda enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!
 "Pilot" 1x01
"Pilot" 1x01
 "The Dundies" 2x01
"The Dundies" 2x01
 "Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
 "Fun Run" 4x01
"Fun Run" 4x01
 "Weight Loss" 5x01
"Weight Loss" 5x01
 "Gossip" 6x01
"Gossip" 6x01
 "Nepotism" 7x01
"Nepotism" 7x01
 "The List" 8x01
"The List" 8x01
There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
anda should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If anda want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if anda want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.
This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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Summary: In ‘Night Out’ we heard that Michael has been going on some really bad dates, but we didn’t get to see them. Thankfully, I happen to know one of the cameramen and he let me watch footage from three of Michael’s dates. The following is a transcription of the video for your Membaca pleasure. :D

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DATE #1

(Michael is standing outside Poor Richards)

Michael: (to the camera) So, this is my first real tarikh since Jan and I broke up. Her name is Helen and she’s the daughter...
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Summary: This is a diary entry written from the point-of-view of one of the cameramen. Despite the fact that he is always in the offices of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we never get to hear from him...until now. There are two entries, both pertaining to scenes from The Chair Model episode. There are no pictures because I wanted to preserve the feeling that anda are Membaca a diary. Plus, I'm lazy.

DIARY ENTRY (date unknown):
10:30 a.m. -- Once again, I find myself with plenty of free time on my hands. For the last thirty minutes, Michael has been staring at a page in a catalog. Pam gave the catalog...
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Here are the bahagian, atas 5 reasons Andy Bernard is almost as awesome as Jim.

1.His catchy nick names and phrases. They are pretty awesome, and I found myself using a few on lebih than one occasion. Examples are: "Big Tuna", "Beer me", and "I really Schruted it".

2.His musical skills. He is a pretty decent singer AND he plays the banjo. What lebih could anda want? My personal kegemaran song of his is "Andy and the Tuna".

3.His amazing collection of ties. Not only does he have a great tie selection, but he miss-matches them so they actually look good.

4.His ability to manipulate people sejak slowly wearing them down. This will, I repeat WILL, get him far. Mark my words.

5.His ability to beat-up most people. Angry Andy could possibly dominate anyone atau anything. This includes Superman, and Dwight Schrute.


Anyone agree?
Also, any other reasons he is amazing that I may have missed??
posted by chel1395
 Trish Gates
Trish Gates
After Membaca ANOTHER artikel that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. anda can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank anda and good night :)
 Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, sejak my family, sejak my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to atau understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I berkata and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to tunjuk my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing atau two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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posted by chel1395
 The Ciuman we were all waiting for
The kiss we were all waiting for
In the decades since Televisyen shows invaded the subconscious of the average American viewer, there have been hundreds of thousands of TV couples. Lucy and Desi. Captain Nelson and Jeannie. Ross and Rachel. There are great romances, there are disasterous romances, and the most addictive of all...the "will they/won't they" romances. It's one of the classic hooks of Televisyen shows; two people who seem destined to be together, but can never quite make it work. So, what makes the relationship between fictional characters Pam and Jim on The Office, different from all those other relationships?...
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Okay, so most people typicaly hate mean,snotty,rude,bossy people. So, Angela, from the office, is one of those people. So really, in the real world, most people hate those kinds of people like Angela.

BUT, we need people like her . Is that a shocker to you?

People like Angela, tell it like it is. And have 100% truth in their words. Your Friends and family will always give anda a positive side, but Angela will always tell the honest answer.

Also, they can tell when things are whoreish atau not :). I mean really! If anda wear orange, people will think that anda look whoreish (maybe) so people like Angela...
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 Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
The following is a senarai of websites where anda can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has telah diposkan their screencaps in a form where anda can view all of the anugerah without downloading (see image on right), but if anda want to save an image, anda must do so one sejak one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and anda can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if anda are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...
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Some may disagree with this, but I hate the way Toby was written off the show. Since the last half of the third season, the writers have made Toby lebih pathetic, desperate and creepy in each episode. I know Paul Lieberstein is a producer and writer for the show, so I may be off base. Even if Paul did want to stay behind the scenes, I think he could have been phased out with lebih finesse.
In season two, Toby gradually got lebih screen time. He was always my kegemaran minor character, along with Darryl, because they were voices of reason against Michael's crazy antics. I never thought Toby seemed...
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posted by greekthegeek
 Kevin is so awesome he needs tights.
Kevin is so awesome he needs tights.
Okay so we know Kevin as dull,shows no intrest, and has a lack of motovation. But he's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's even lebih than that, even if anda don't know it! He's got a good taste in food, he's got funny jokes, and is very intresting.

You see, Kevin maybe "big" but he's got a good taste in food. In "Office Olympics" he got the most amount of M&M in his/her mouth. Who doesn't Cinta M&M's?! They're good and chocolatey! He also loves noodles! I know I Cinta noodles (especially ramen, ingatan capaian rawak Noodles). He also likes do drink (who doesn't besides me?) He also likes Angela's...
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 Dwight, my kegemaran character
Dwight, my favorite character
As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in Televisyen (if not the funniest) I decided to make a bahagian, atas 10 of my kegemaran characters. sejak the way this is from 1 being my kegemaran and 10 being my least kegemaran of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is pahit enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still Cinta how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...
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Ah Ha! I was taking screen shots of the Diversity hari episode and I found the Dunder Mifflin Mission Satement on an easel in the background when Kevin is imitating the Chris Rock routine. I may be the only one who finds this interesting, but I made out what it said! The following is the official Dunder Mifflin Mission Statement!

Mission Statement
Dunder Mifflin Incorporated provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide out products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
 NBC's Green Week Logo
NBC's Green Week Logo
When NBC announced that it would devote an entire week to promoting saving the environment and “going green,” my first thought was how The Office could cleverly incorporate that message into an episode. The synopsis of ‘Survivor Man’ was promising…Michael goes into the wilderness to see if he can survive on his own. That right there gives anda plenty of great opportunities to discuss the environment and how we need to save the planet. And while 'Survivor Man' may not have been the best episode of the series, it did manage to do the impossible: it promoted the environment and “going...
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My kegemaran character has got to be Jim not only for the extreme hottness factor, but I feel he is the most relatable. Everyone out there has a Jim atau knows a Jim and if anda haven't met him yet I hope anda do soon! I've listed my bahagian, atas ten kegemaran Jim moments that I feel best represent why he is my favorite:

10) Those ADORABLE "looks" he gives the camera. anda know the ones! John does them so well and I Cinta them because it makes anda feel kinda like you're there at Dunder Mifflin and not watching it on your TV.

9) He genuinely cares about his co-workers (not just Pam!) He cheered them on during...
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posted by sandyboard93
On the forum I have been hearing a lot of anti-James Gunn comments. Yes, we all know John Krasinski is a lot cuter than James Gunn and yes, it would be very cute if John and Jenna were indeed dating. But in reality James and Jenna have been together for a long time and it would be unrealistic to have hopes that Jenna will divorce the dork an go for the hunk.

James Gunn and Jenna Fischer have been happily married since fall of 2000, about a tahun before Jenna even started working with John. I think what most people are missing here is that actors DO have lives other than the lives in their hit...
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