“Get me another one of this golden stuff” Alaric berkata lifting his glass. The bartender, who was cleaning some glasses, shook his head. “I think you’ve had quite enough” “Oh, come on” Alaric groaned. “I’m the customer here. I’m paying” He got out some money. “What does it cost, I’m paying anda double” He threw the money on the bar.
“If anda have too much of it, anda can always give it to me” a familiar voice said. Alaric looked aside and saw Damon. “You’re drinking Bourbon? Without me? Shame on you” He signed with his hand, pointing at Alaric’s glass and then at himself. The bartender got the message and filled two new glasses of bourbon and put them on the bar. “He’s your responsibility now” he said. “Yeah, whatever” Damon said. He drank of his glass and saw how Alaric poured the whole content in his mouth at once. “Are anda having a private party? atau is this about Jenna?” Damon asked. Alaric put his glass down and went with his finger around the edge. “I’m trying to find a difference between Isobel and Jenna. Somehow I always fall for the same type of woman. Both beautiful, both turned into vampires, both related to Elena… help me out here, will you?” “Well, I’m not sure if it helps, but I didn’t have sex with Jenna and I didn’t turn Jenna” Damon tried to be funny. “Wow, somehow anda managed to make this whole thing evolve around anda “ Alaric said. “Works for me. Why are anda here?” Damon looked in front of him and drank the rest of his bourbon before he answered. “Other than to have some quality time with my best pal? I’m meeting Bonnie here” “Bonnie? Why?” Alaric asked.
“I’ve been wondering the same since he called”
Damon and Alaric looked up and saw Bonnie. She sank down on the najis seterusnya to Damon and looked at him with a piercing glance.”Well, I’m waiting”
Damon sighed. “I need anda to do some hocus pocus on me” “Ssh!” Bonnie hissed. “Will anda keep it down? We don’t want anyone to know what I am” Damon rolled his eyes. “Why do anda need my help? I berkata I wasn’t helping anda anymore. The last time was an exception, for Elena. I see no reason to help you” Bonnie continued. “Hmm… I need anda to help me… so I can help Elena. So, you’re really helping Elena” Damon berkata manipulative. Bonnie pursed her lips and squeezed her eyes. “Wow, even when she’s not around anda still find a way to use her as a persuasion” “Is it working?” Damon asked with a smirk. Bonnie lifted up her chin a bit. “Come on, Bonnie, it’s nothing dangerous. Worst thing that could happen is that I die and that’s something anda would only rejoice, right?” Bonnie took a deep breath. “What do anda want me to do?” “Thank you!” and he sounded like he meant it. “You have to take my headache away” “Okay” Bonnie said. “This involves some touching, I hope anda don’t mind” She lay her hands on his temples and started mumbling. It was a good thing the bartender was in the storage, getting new crates of beer. Damon felt his blood getting warmer and his hati, tengah-tengah pounding. He saw a flash of Bonnie Ciuman him and wanted to pull away when Bonnie let go of him. “Feeling better now?” she asked. Damon concentrated and looked around. He didn’t feel any pain. “It’s gone” he said. He looked at Bonnie. “Thank you”
They heard a enormous thud and looked aside. Alaric had fallen off his stool. “We got this” Damon berkata to the bartender, who came out of the storage.
“If anda have too much of it, anda can always give it to me” a familiar voice said. Alaric looked aside and saw Damon. “You’re drinking Bourbon? Without me? Shame on you” He signed with his hand, pointing at Alaric’s glass and then at himself. The bartender got the message and filled two new glasses of bourbon and put them on the bar. “He’s your responsibility now” he said. “Yeah, whatever” Damon said. He drank of his glass and saw how Alaric poured the whole content in his mouth at once. “Are anda having a private party? atau is this about Jenna?” Damon asked. Alaric put his glass down and went with his finger around the edge. “I’m trying to find a difference between Isobel and Jenna. Somehow I always fall for the same type of woman. Both beautiful, both turned into vampires, both related to Elena… help me out here, will you?” “Well, I’m not sure if it helps, but I didn’t have sex with Jenna and I didn’t turn Jenna” Damon tried to be funny. “Wow, somehow anda managed to make this whole thing evolve around anda “ Alaric said. “Works for me. Why are anda here?” Damon looked in front of him and drank the rest of his bourbon before he answered. “Other than to have some quality time with my best pal? I’m meeting Bonnie here” “Bonnie? Why?” Alaric asked.
“I’ve been wondering the same since he called”
Damon and Alaric looked up and saw Bonnie. She sank down on the najis seterusnya to Damon and looked at him with a piercing glance.”Well, I’m waiting”
Damon sighed. “I need anda to do some hocus pocus on me” “Ssh!” Bonnie hissed. “Will anda keep it down? We don’t want anyone to know what I am” Damon rolled his eyes. “Why do anda need my help? I berkata I wasn’t helping anda anymore. The last time was an exception, for Elena. I see no reason to help you” Bonnie continued. “Hmm… I need anda to help me… so I can help Elena. So, you’re really helping Elena” Damon berkata manipulative. Bonnie pursed her lips and squeezed her eyes. “Wow, even when she’s not around anda still find a way to use her as a persuasion” “Is it working?” Damon asked with a smirk. Bonnie lifted up her chin a bit. “Come on, Bonnie, it’s nothing dangerous. Worst thing that could happen is that I die and that’s something anda would only rejoice, right?” Bonnie took a deep breath. “What do anda want me to do?” “Thank you!” and he sounded like he meant it. “You have to take my headache away” “Okay” Bonnie said. “This involves some touching, I hope anda don’t mind” She lay her hands on his temples and started mumbling. It was a good thing the bartender was in the storage, getting new crates of beer. Damon felt his blood getting warmer and his hati, tengah-tengah pounding. He saw a flash of Bonnie Ciuman him and wanted to pull away when Bonnie let go of him. “Feeling better now?” she asked. Damon concentrated and looked around. He didn’t feel any pain. “It’s gone” he said. He looked at Bonnie. “Thank you”
They heard a enormous thud and looked aside. Alaric had fallen off his stool. “We got this” Damon berkata to the bartender, who came out of the storage.
Ep.2:"Are anda worried that all the forest
Haiwan will band together and fight back?After all,they talk."
Ep.3:"If anda wanna see me naked, all anda have to do is ask."
"You and Katherine have a lot lebih in common than just your looks."
Ep.6:"I look at anda and I see myself.A less dashing,less intelligent version."
Ep.7:"And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself."
Ep.8:"I need to say it once.You need to hear it.I Cinta you, Elena."
Ep.12:"I'm not human.And I miss it.I miss it lebih than anything in the world."
Ep.13:"It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness."
Ep.16:"Katherine,there are six other bedrooms in this house.Go find one."
Ep.18:"I'll even let her hate me for it.But at the end of the day,I'll be the one to keep her alive."
Ep.20:(to Elena)"I can't lose you."
1. He dosent pretend he is someone he is not.
2. He loves his brother, even though,he-Stefan hurt him lebih than once.
3. He is Lost and hurt and Bitter.
4. He is funny,charming,sarcastic,sexy,hot.
5. He is FUN.
6. He has goodness inside but he is doing things out of hurt.
7. He sees things as they are,he is realistic and not afraid of admitting his faults.
8. He is Damon and we Cinta him.
9. He Loves Elena in ways that Stefan can never Cinta her.
10. He is every girl's dream. (mine too)
2. He loves his brother, even though,he-Stefan hurt him lebih than once.
3. He is Lost and hurt and Bitter.
4. He is funny,charming,sarcastic,sexy,hot.
5. He is FUN.
6. He has goodness inside but he is doing things out of hurt.
7. He sees things as they are,he is realistic and not afraid of admitting his faults.
8. He is Damon and we Cinta him.
9. He Loves Elena in ways that Stefan can never Cinta her.
10. He is every girl's dream. (mine too)
2)Each and every time he asks anda a question,say "that's for me to know and for anda to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill anda because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do anda know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time anda see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should tunjuk anda how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls
"are yo going elena?" bonnie asked
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting anda two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! anda scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did anda tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie berkata in a firm voice.
"what do anda want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting anda two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! anda scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did anda tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie berkata in a firm voice.
"what do anda want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....