John is and has been TOGS's employee of the bulan for the past couple of years. He's also been the employee of the tahun for the past couple of years. Yet...no one remembers when it was exactly that he showed up. What is known however is that if there is an opportunity for lebih to be done around the store, he will be the first one there. No matter what the job is, he will always, eerily be the first one there. Employees note that sometimes its like he's in lebih than one place at the same time. And when tested to see just how loyal he was to TOGS as a joke sejak the employees, he showed up in the middle of a hurricane barefooted in only his pajamas and the same unsettling friendly smile.

But John Johnly-Johnson Johnsanson, from the his name to the smile that seems to be permanently glued to his face, all the way to the way his eyes are so slanted that they never quite seem to truly be open, is a strange man. He speaks in a painfully off-putting cheerful manner constantly and sometimes can be caught staring at certain employees with a Frozen posture and unwavering smile.

John is extremely serious about his work and even lebih so with punctuality down to every minit and every second. It is this unnatural work ethic that got him into the position of assistant manager in no time at all.

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[Details and Appearance]

John refers to himself as a "Smiley" and is known to refer to some of his fellow employees as "mere homosapiens" atau "average beings" atau anything that makes it seem as if he isn't one himself.

- Jet black coily hair that reaches just passed his ear.
- On the extremely rare times that his eyes have opened enough for his irises to be seen, they are an oily black.
- Light bronze colored pasty skin.
- 5 ft 7
- Slim eyebrows