All is not well in Tolee's house. Some inconsiderate bastard mencuri Pandy!
*Tolee has just woken up and is looking ke hadapan to sharing Pandy with Rintoo and Hoho today. But when he opens the door to Pandy's house...*
Tolee: *galaxy-shattering scream; 5.0 tremors reported 5 miles from Tolee immediately after* What in the name of...?! Who took my Pandy!? *crying* Damn it! Here I am, just waking up, and some asshat comes and takes my most prized possession!
Rintoo: Tolee shoulda been here sejak now... I'll go see what's going on. *In Tolee's house* Oh my god, Tolee! What happened?!
Tolee: Some jerk broke into my house in the dead of night and mencuri my Pandy!
Rintoo: Who was it?
Tolee: I don't know! I was sound asleep, having a dream about being a king in China, and I couldn't even hear him/her sneak in and out!
Rintoo: We gotta go look for your Pandy, quick! anda promised us we'd play Pass The Panda later!
Tolee: Let me get Kai-Lan and Hoho. We need lebih than 2 people.
Rintoo: This village isn't that big...
Tolee: I'm not ruling out any out-of-town periodic visitors.
*After Kai-Lan and Hoho sertai Tolee and Rintoo in the search, they first stop at Mr. Fluffy's bakery.*
Tolee: Mei Mei was taking the hari off yesterday... let's ask her.
Kai-Lan: Hey, Mei Mei! Got a minute?
Mei Mei: What is it?
Tolee: I'll keep it short: Did anda take my Pandy from his pagoda last night?
Mei Mei: Good god, no! I wasn't even HERE last night! Evanescence was playing a konsert in a city 2 miles north of here, and I had bought tickets to their tunjuk 10 minit before it began. My kegemaran song, My hati, tengah-tengah Is Broken, was played halfway through the concert. It was absolutely the best time of my life! How could I have taken your panda if I was at a konsert last night?
Tolee: (I KNEW I shoulda bought tickets to that show...) We'll keep looking. I start to get a little crazy if me and Pandy aren't together for a certain amount of time.
Mei Mei: anda do that.
*Next they ask San San. His small size allows him to easily enter buildings, so it's not out of the question.*
Hoho: San San, were anda at Tolee's house last night?
San San: Yes, I was... Are anda accusing me of something?
Tolee: anda may have something dear to my heart.
San San: What the hell are anda talking about?!
Rintoo: Did anda steal Tolee's stuffed panda, Pandy, last night?
San San: What? No!! Why would I, the leader of Ant City, ruin my good name sejak doing something like that?
Tolee: Then what WERE anda doing in my house?
San San: Tolee, we were playing Scrabble last night, remember? anda beat me 317-298 with the word "amazing"!
Tolee: Come to think of it I DID see a couple Scrabble tiles on the floor this morning. I shoulda cleaned up better.
San San: Those were mine.
Tolee: In any case, anda can return to your normal duties now.
San San: *phew*
Tolee: That leaves one suspect-to-be: That bat that hangs around here but has no definitive name.
Hoho: I know where he lives. I'll take anda there.
*The rumors were true...*
Tolee: He lives... in a bathroom?
Hoho: Don't ask me why. anda really don't want to know.
Tolee: Note taken.
Unnamed Bat: Oh, Hoho! What's up? *Tolee looks around while Hoho and the bat talk about sports.*
Tolee: Aha! So THIS is where Pandy was! Hoho, do what anda will with this Pandy-snatcher. I'm putting Pandy back where he belongs: in his pagoda.
Hoho: Um... did anda see the Bruins hockey game last night? *The conversation goes on for 90 minutes.*
Tolee: This time I'm locking Pandy's pagoda door. No one's taking my Pandy away from me again!
*The fanfic ends here; at least anda have a happy ending like normal this time.*
*Tolee has just woken up and is looking ke hadapan to sharing Pandy with Rintoo and Hoho today. But when he opens the door to Pandy's house...*
Tolee: *galaxy-shattering scream; 5.0 tremors reported 5 miles from Tolee immediately after* What in the name of...?! Who took my Pandy!? *crying* Damn it! Here I am, just waking up, and some asshat comes and takes my most prized possession!
Rintoo: Tolee shoulda been here sejak now... I'll go see what's going on. *In Tolee's house* Oh my god, Tolee! What happened?!
Tolee: Some jerk broke into my house in the dead of night and mencuri my Pandy!
Rintoo: Who was it?
Tolee: I don't know! I was sound asleep, having a dream about being a king in China, and I couldn't even hear him/her sneak in and out!
Rintoo: We gotta go look for your Pandy, quick! anda promised us we'd play Pass The Panda later!
Tolee: Let me get Kai-Lan and Hoho. We need lebih than 2 people.
Rintoo: This village isn't that big...
Tolee: I'm not ruling out any out-of-town periodic visitors.
*After Kai-Lan and Hoho sertai Tolee and Rintoo in the search, they first stop at Mr. Fluffy's bakery.*
Tolee: Mei Mei was taking the hari off yesterday... let's ask her.
Kai-Lan: Hey, Mei Mei! Got a minute?
Mei Mei: What is it?
Tolee: I'll keep it short: Did anda take my Pandy from his pagoda last night?
Mei Mei: Good god, no! I wasn't even HERE last night! Evanescence was playing a konsert in a city 2 miles north of here, and I had bought tickets to their tunjuk 10 minit before it began. My kegemaran song, My hati, tengah-tengah Is Broken, was played halfway through the concert. It was absolutely the best time of my life! How could I have taken your panda if I was at a konsert last night?
Tolee: (I KNEW I shoulda bought tickets to that show...) We'll keep looking. I start to get a little crazy if me and Pandy aren't together for a certain amount of time.
Mei Mei: anda do that.
*Next they ask San San. His small size allows him to easily enter buildings, so it's not out of the question.*
Hoho: San San, were anda at Tolee's house last night?
San San: Yes, I was... Are anda accusing me of something?
Tolee: anda may have something dear to my heart.
San San: What the hell are anda talking about?!
Rintoo: Did anda steal Tolee's stuffed panda, Pandy, last night?
San San: What? No!! Why would I, the leader of Ant City, ruin my good name sejak doing something like that?
Tolee: Then what WERE anda doing in my house?
San San: Tolee, we were playing Scrabble last night, remember? anda beat me 317-298 with the word "amazing"!
Tolee: Come to think of it I DID see a couple Scrabble tiles on the floor this morning. I shoulda cleaned up better.
San San: Those were mine.
Tolee: In any case, anda can return to your normal duties now.
San San: *phew*
Tolee: That leaves one suspect-to-be: That bat that hangs around here but has no definitive name.
Hoho: I know where he lives. I'll take anda there.
*The rumors were true...*
Tolee: He lives... in a bathroom?
Hoho: Don't ask me why. anda really don't want to know.
Tolee: Note taken.
Unnamed Bat: Oh, Hoho! What's up? *Tolee looks around while Hoho and the bat talk about sports.*
Tolee: Aha! So THIS is where Pandy was! Hoho, do what anda will with this Pandy-snatcher. I'm putting Pandy back where he belongs: in his pagoda.
Hoho: Um... did anda see the Bruins hockey game last night? *The conversation goes on for 90 minutes.*
Tolee: This time I'm locking Pandy's pagoda door. No one's taking my Pandy away from me again!
*The fanfic ends here; at least anda have a happy ending like normal this time.*