Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Survivor! Well, Australian survivor. Here, our 24 contestants had to stay in the 110 degree heat, in the hari time, and the 21 degree heat at night, with no water. A snake peed in Jordan's mouth, Vincent saw something and freaked out, and fawn fainted sejak doing jumping jacks. In the end, Jason's team was so annoyed sejak his contestant cussing, that they voted him off. Who will win? Who will lose? Who will think this episode was so last season? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(theme song)

(Team Fake Boy's Trailer)
Blake: So Vincent....

Chris: We have Alice!
Alice: (exits bus) COLE!
Cole: Alice my girl!
(Alice and Cole kiss)
Chilly: hei Alice.
(Alice does not reply)
Chilly: Hello? ALICE!
Alice: Oh... hei Chilly.

Alice: Wait, me and Cole aren't on the same team!
Cole: Chris, can Alice please be on my team.
Chris: no.
Cole and Alice: PLEASE!
Chris: FINE! Alice switch teams with Liza.

Alice: I'm guessing it's a.... 3 bedroom house sejak the looks of it.
Chilly: Cole, do anda want to room together?
Cole: I was thinking of rooming with Alice. Sound cool babe?
Alice: Yeah. Sorry Chilly.
Chilly: Oh... aaaa... It's okay.

Chris: (enters) okay, so you...

Chris: Maylene!
Maylene: HI everyone!! Nice to meet anda all! I'm Maylene-
Layla: Yeah, we got that.
Maylene: (starts to cry)
Layla: What a cry baby.
Liza: Grow a hati, tengah-tengah Layla. Are anda okay Maylene.
Maylene: Yeah. I guess.

Maylene: (skipping) Skipey-skip. Skipey-skip!
Jason: Will anda shut the hell up ass-hole?!
Maylene: (starts to cry)

Maylene: what is this? (holds up pancake)
Jason: A pancake dumbass!
Maylene: This isn't a pancake. Why isn't it in a shape?
Fawn: It never has to be in a shape.
Maylene: YES IT DOES!!! (starts to cry)
Jason: What a shity motherfucking cry baby.

Maylene: (skiping down the stairs)...

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Are contestants got in 2s and raced around the film lot. They stopped at 2 pit-stops to do a side challenge. And man was it messy. In the end, thanks to Garrett's un-tied shoe, he cost his team the win. Making him go in the Bug-o-shame saying good-bye. (thunder is heard) Who will win? Who will scream? Find out right now on Total... Drama... Reality Check! (thunder is heard)

(Theme song)

(Team Real's Girl's Trailer)
(Thunder is heard)
Maylene: (under covers in the bed) (screams)
Alice: Dang, it is really pouring hard out there.
Ashley: Do anda think We'll...

Chris: Previously on Total Drama Reality Check! We had a fashion landasan based on the reality tunjuk "Project Runway". Are contestants had to Rekaan there best cloths, and their worst make-up job. Lily showed us an interesting surprise and Lance showed that he can be a model. In the end, it was Team Fake who won the 3rd time in a row winning a reward of a make-over! Will team Fake win for the 4th time in a row. And if they would've, did I just jinx them? Find out right here. Right now. On Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Fake boy's trailer)
Vincent: Agggghhh...
Blake: What's your...

Jason: (exits bus) What the Fuck is this place?
Lia: Total Drama Action film set. Ever seen Total Drama?
Jason: What the Fuck is Total Drama. Sounds like some kind of Shitty show.
Chris: alih ON!!!!
Jason: Wo Bitch!

Jason: (spits on the ground)
Elisa: (gasp) How dare anda disrespect nature like that?!
Jason: Shut up Bitch.

Jason: Confessional? Psh. I don't need any Shity confessional to talk about stuff in. I can say what ever the Fuck I want to say out here in the open.

Jason: What the Fuck? I'm with a bunch of Fucking Girls!?
Joss: Hey!

Jason: What a shity place.
Ashley: Are anda kidding me? This place...

Chris: Previously on Total Drama Reality check! 24 teens spit into 4 groups of 6 going into different house. Some house mates acted good. Some... not as well as others... Alice, Cole, Jason, and Layla were kicked out of the house. But in the end, it was Team Real who Lost the challenge and as a reward for the winning team, Team Fake, they got to pick there tailor. Nice chose Team Fake. (In an Australian accent) Now it's time to survive down under mates. Will our contestants survive? atau will they die? Find out right here on Total... Drama... Reality Check!

(Theme song)

(Team Real Boy's tailor)...

Chris: We've been to the Island.... TWICE! We've been Around the World... TWICE! Now we're going back to the place where we haven't gone Twice.... The Total Drama Action film set! As anda can see, nothing has changed... sadly. But that will all change. Because this season is going to be BIG! We are having some returning characters and some new characters. Now here comes the bus for the returning characters.
(Bus pulls up)
Chris: We have, (says as they step out of the bus) Fawn!
Fawn: YAY!
Chris: Lia!
Lia: Hello everyone!
Chris: Lance!
Lance: WOHO!!
Chris: Cole!
Cole: Oh yeah! Back again!
Chris: Annie....