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Trevor and Mike sneaked into the Fame atau Shame set.

Man: (finishes dancing bows)
Lazlo: (comes into view)
Audience: (cheers a little at seeing him)
Lazlo: (claps) Thank anda Mike. For... Whatever that was.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Welcome back to Fame atau Shame.. I'm the host. Because "apparently" I have nothing else to do on a Saturday evening.
Audience: (laughs)
Lazlo: Now. Up seterusnya it's Tracy De Santa.. Audience.. Tracy De Santa.
Tracy; (in overly REVEALING outfit) H. Hi
Lazlo: Now Tracy's a "dancer" but she also enjoys singing, and long walks on the beach.. That's wonderful. Your so original. Like a rainbow. atau a basket of puppies. atau a.. Pile of puke.
Audience: (laughs)

(skips to when Trevor and Michael are chasing Lazlo's battery car)
(inside the truck)
Michael: (hearing FIREWORKS playing loudly in the truck) Is this Katy fuckin Perry!?
Trevor: Yes.. Look. Just leave it on, it helps relax me!

TO BE CONTINUED
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Derrick: (now holding a Asault rifle/AK47 instead of his earlier pistol, while Niko holds a carbine, karbin rifle, as he was using earlier) Shit! Their everywhere!

Packie: (still sticking to his auto hardball shotgun). Then we're fight our way though this! alih out boys!

Packie and Derrick dramatically burst out of the bank, firing at the cops.

The scream moments from KORN - GET THIS PARTY STARTED fill the background).

Packie: (annoyed) Niko! Turn off the music! I can't concentrate.

(audience laughs)

Niko: (holding a CD player that's playing the Korn song), But it's setting the mood!

(audience laughs)

Packie:...
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From outside, thousands of swat teams and heavily gunned police men began surrounding the bank, making it impossible for them escape without a fight.

Niko ran into the basement, and began stealing the money, witch they came for in the first place.

Packie: (pointing his gun at Luis) What's your excuse, boy-o?

Luis: Excuse for what!?

Packie: For not following my fuckin instructions!.. We berkata no fucking with us!.. Why was that so hard to understand!?

Luis: What are anda talking about, mister!?

Packie: I saw anda talking to that piece of shit who shot my boy Michael!.. It was your idea wasn't it!

Luis:...
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Derrek: The PE4 has been set, and ready to go off, in... sixty seconds... Now lesson people, were your friends. Me and my brother here-

Packie: Why are anda telling them were brothers anda idiot! That's gonna make hard for them to find us isn't!

Derrek: I'm trying to be honest with these people, we put them though a lot today..

Packie: Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. anda can come over to my house and fuck my sister. anda little scumbag!

(audience laughs).

Derrek: She's my sister too Packie!

(audience laughs).

Packie:...
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Packie: (narrating) And so the heist began., looking back, it's clear I watched way to much of Full Medal jaket before hand.

Packie: Hands up people! I got your names! anda will not laugh! anda will not cry! anda will learn and anda best unfuck yourselves, atau I will unscrew your heads, and shit down your necks!

(audience laughs)

Derrek: Don't none of anda worry about nothing, we're here for the banks money, it's going to a better caus-

Packie: Shut up! And handle the safe!

Niko: Open the door!

Derrek: OPEN THE DOOR!

Niko: (points gun at hostage) OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR!

Man: Hold on, I got it.. (Opens door)

Packie: (off view to hostage) ARE ANY OF YOUR PARENTS STILL ALIVE!?

(Audience laughs)

Niko: (stands on table) GET ON THE FLOOR!

Man: But sir-

Niko: (points his senapang at him) anda too!

Man: (scared) Okay, okay!
This is actually marks the end of season 2., but it'll be a big episode..


(Niko drives them to the bank of Liberty city).

Packie: Alright, everyone ready?

Michael Keane: I am!

Derek McCreary: Hell yeah!!

(Present time)

Franklyn: (laying in hospital bed, do to a gun wound during the heist) Wow, hold on, his name was Michael?

Packie: What of it?

Franklyn: Dosen't that.. Remind anda of anyone?

Packie: What dose Michael Jackson have to do with this?

(audience laughs).

Franklyn: I mea-

Packie: Look, anda want me to the story atau not?

Franklyn: (angrily) No Packie, I don't!.. I already heard about it on the paper!.. It's just anda won't fuckin leave!!

(Audience laughs).

Packie: .......... Anyway, where was I?

(Audience laughs harder)

Franklyn; (annoyedly) Ahhhh!

Packie: Oh yes, Bank of Liberty City

TO BE CONTAINUED
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this isn't actually a chapter..

But I don't got any ideas left for this one..

So it ends there..

besides.

Too excited about the seterusnya chapter..

Even though it'll have little to do with all that happened in the series so far.

Packie McCreary will have his own focus episode.

Why..

Because he's fuckin AWESOME!

That's why...

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(All the hostages finished cleaning the diamond store)

Michael: There? That wasn't so hard now was it?

Audience laughs.

Michael: too bad it was for nothing.. (He and Packie start breaking the glass cases to steal all the diamonds.

audience laughs.

Michael: Man, I haven't been this excited since I passed saat grade.

FLASHBACK ONE:

(Michael is a little boy, chasing invisible Rama-rama in the background.

Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo saat grade.

FLACKBACK TWO:

(Michael is a young teenager in the back)

Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo the saat grade.

FLASHBACK THREE:

Principle: Good job Mr Townley anda passed the saat grade.

Michael: (now an adult) Oh that is fantastic.. Now if anda excuse me, I have to go now.. Theirs a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back

TO BE COBTAINUED
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Michael and Franklyn returned to Michael's house were they were "greeted" sejak Martin Margarito, head of a Mexican/american mafia gang.

LATER:

Micheal, desperately needing money for Margarito to leave him alone, went to an old friend of his, Lester Crest.

Lester: If your that desperate, we can rob that old jewelry store.

Michael: Are anda fuckin kidding me, I'm trying to LOSE heat.

Lester: I was just sayin-

Michael: Shut up wheels!

Audience laughs.

Lester: Don't call me whe-

Michael: I am not robbing no Jewelry store.. No way in hell!

LATER AGAIN:

Michael: (dramatically bursts into the berkata jewelry store,...
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Franklyn: Are anda playing kedai Boyz!?

Michael: (playing Imma Ball/Shop Boyz, loudly on the radio) Shut up, their good okay!

Audience laughs.

*It's true.. They actually are. I Cinta them all over again.. Too bad they probably died out (not literary of coarse).*

Suddenly a car full of mafia members purposely crashed into Michael's toe truck.

Michael: Hey! Watch were your goin- (starts getting shot at). SHIIT!

Frankyln: Shit man! We're screwed!

Michael: It's okay.. The kedai Boyz CD is still playing so at least were have good background music.

Audience laughs.

Frankln: What are anda talking abou-

Michael:...
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Michael: (exits the toe truck with Franklyn, after arriving at the fansy house they thought belonged to the Tenis coach).. hei asshole! anda ran off before we can settle our agreement!.

Kyle: I told anda I coughed for session bud.

Michael: Ohh, their were a lot of friggin sessions BUD!

audience laughs.

Michael: .. I think anda were working on lebih than just her back hand!

Kyle: Amy's backhand has gone a long way.. Sometimes it has to get worse to get better.

Michael: Yeah, well, why not I come up their and practice my backhand?.. ON YOUR FACE!

Audience laughs.

Kyle: Bud, your negative energy is seriously...
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PS: I changed the choice of song for the battle..


Trevor, Franklyn and Lamar took cover and they began getting violently shot at, witch oddly made Trevor become sexually aroused.
Lamar: (laughs) Yo, is that a pisang in your pocket atau a-
Franklin: (annoyed) Shut up Lamar
Audience: (laughs).

Trevor: (takes out his scooped AK47) LET'S DO THS!! (begins running and shooting).

(the louder lyrics of FEAR OF THE DARK - IRON MADIAN begins playing as the suitable background song)

Trevor: (speaking in loud hyperactive, fast voice) Oh man! I-feel-like-my-heart-is-gonna-explode-and-crap-my-pants-THIS-IS-SO-AWESOME!!...
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Franklyn: So we good right? Then let's go?
Trevor: I won't a taste.
Franklyn: No, we're going!
Trevor: I want of the other side.
Dealer: No at ma-
Trevor: (sudden anger) Oh yeah, well, FUCK YOU!! I didn't want it anyway.. (flips his middle finger at the dealers face).. I'll rather stay at home, then be with your motherfuckin fagot for the rest of the day.. Good hari bitch.. (storms out, still pointing middle finger).
Audience: (laughs).
(awkward silence).
Trevor: (calmly returns soon after) Dude, I totally didn't mean that.
Audience: (laughs a little)
Trevor: I'm sorry we had that fight jut then....
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(the seterusnya evening)

Denise: Nope! Don't anda step foot in this yard!
Franklyn: Why, it's half my house.
Denise: I'm gonna call the police!
Franklyn: For what!? I didn't do anything except just stand here.
Audience: (laughs)
Lamar: (comes out of the with chop and the audience makes a small cheer for him) Don't pretend anda don't know how it is homey-o!
Franklyn: How the fuck did anda even get in there!? The doors were locked!
Lamar: Yeag. But yer windows weren't.
Audience: (laughs).

Trevor: (comes into view, wearing a t baju with the ANDREW W.K logo., and it's implied he wears it 'a lot' because it has...
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(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary?
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. anda been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds)
Voice: anda are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs)
voice: My little kuda, kuda kecil is the greatest tunjuk anda ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little kuda, kuda kecil is the greatest tunjuk I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: anda will recommend my little kuda, kuda kecil and...
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I thought I'd have lebih ideas for this epiode..
But I don't..
So the last chapter was the ending of it.

This also marks the ending of season 1..

The seterusnya episode will introduce season 2..

Till then.

Rock on to this Korn chorus!

"I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cause I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
anda raped and mencuri my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!"

(slower)
"I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cause I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
anda raped and mencuri my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!"
(preparing for the mission where they break into the IAA building).

Random pilot: Alright. Let's do this.
Michael: Where's Trevor?
Pilot: He berkata he was too busy..
Franklyn: What could that crazy man POSSIBLY be busy with!?
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: Who knows.. But I'm sure whatever it is, is completely violent and terrifying..
Audience: (laughs)

Meanwhile in Trevor's trailor house..
Pinkie: (sitting cutely)
Trevor: (literary training her) Alright.. Where gonna try this one lebih time.. (extends hand) Gimme paw?
Audience: (laughs)
Pinkie: ...... (extends her hoof onto his hand)
Trevor: Good.. Now......
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Inside the IAA building, a doctor opened a body bag, when suddenly the assumed dead Michael burst up, and cried out "Back from the dead mother fucker!" before stabbing the doctor in the throat with a piece of glass, killing him.

(shortly after)

A IAA gunmen went to investigate, but Michael sneaked over to him and stabbed him the head with anouther piece of glass. Killing him.

Michael: (soon discovered the guy Dave is making him look for isn't in the room, and told this to Dave, but when he ended the conversation Michael heard voice.)

(begins playing the Begining gitar verse of Korn - Beg for me...
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Michael approached Dave Norten.
Michael: Davy!? Sup!?
Dave: About as much as can be expected., but the news is 'not' good.
Michael: Ahh.. Why are anda always tripping on life, yo!?
Audience: (laughs)
Dave: (annoyed) Why are anda talking like that?
Audience: (laughs harder)
Michael: Don't trip on my voice bro!
Audience: (laughs)
Dave: (angrily) Shut up!
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: Whatever.
Dave: Anyway.. I know anda did that fuckin jewelry job.
Michael: Dave. Really. Your imagining things.
Dave: Fuck, you.
Michael: Fine. anda got me! Arrested me! anda know what, your be saving my life.. Because anda called...
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Michael approched Doctor Fredlanders office.
Fredlander: So.. I see your back around and making time for your mental health.
Michael: Not sure sejak I came to be honest.. Your not really doing much to help me.
Fredlander: Well.. The usually implies your value yourself only s others value you. Witch is usually the result of result of having a miserable childhood.
Audience; (laughs)
Michael: Well.. I had a perfectly wonderful childhood.
Fredlander: (unconvienced) Really.. Tell me about it?
Audience: (laughs)
(20 minit later)
Michael: (sobbing uncontrollable and lying on the couch, with. Box of tissues,...
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Trevor: Ohh.. All out of batteries.
Lazlo: Pleas don't kill me.. I've been in EVERY grand theft auto game!
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Yeah well.. That little girl sat on my leg when she was small. And I swore to god I would the face off anyone, who fuckin wronged her!
Michael: Yeah.. As he said,
Lazlo: B.. But.. If anda spare me. I'd give anda my pet pony!
Audience; (laughs)
Michael: anda have a pet pony?
Lazlo: (holds out the MLP character Pinkie pie, as she looked 'extra' cute with her eyes widened like a puppy).
Michael: It'll take lebih than tha-
Trevor: I Cinta IT!! (grabs pinkie and 'uncharacterically'...
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