Windwakerguy430 - Hey, I'm Windwakerguy430, am joining me in my review is Button Mash. That's right, I'm actually reviewing something with someone else. And today, were reviewing Fable 3.
Now, I always loved Fable. I have played almost every game. But Fable 3 is such a terrible game. One of the worst things was the Sanctuary. I admit, it was unique. Sadly, unique isn't good, and so is the same with the Sanctuary. It gets real boring to have to pause, wait for it to load, go to a room, walk to the item, pick up the item, and leave. Good God it's boring

Button Mash - -Story-
Fuck the spoilers; this game doesn't have a story so much as sectioned-off setpieces. You're the Hero of Albion, trying to dethrone your brother while also fending off an invasion sejak Gak and an Aliens ripoff and his translucent grayish-blackish army. Still following me? No? Didn't expect anda to. I've played Need For Speed: Most Wanted... THE MOST baru-baru ini ONE... and it had lebih of a story than Fable 3 duct-taped together. And NFS:MW basically had anda get points to rise up he leaderboards so anda could challenge other cars, win them and crash 700 times before the seterusnya one. Something is fucking wrong here, Lionhead Studios.
Rating: 1/100

Windwakerguy430 - Another thing is the fighting is total bullshit. In this game, your melee weapons barely hit anything. Most of the time, enemies are blocking your goddamn attacks whenever anda use melee combats. This is one of the things that made the game too easy, That too. The game is too goddamn easy. This is why I prefer older Fable games. They actually had anda buy potions so anda won't die. In this game, I didn't die once. And there is no health bar. Just this red screened Call of Duty bullshit. What the fuck. Is this what anda want your fucking game to be like. THIS!!! ARE anda FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!

Button Mash - -Gameplay-
Wind, I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with you. I had little trouble killing bitches with melee attacks. Maybe it's because I got the timing down between when they'd telegraph their attack and my melee attack to where I could be nigh unblockable. But everything else... let's just say the mortar mimigame is the only fun thing left. The whole Guild meterai system is bullshit; give me back my XP from the Lost Chapters. Fuck the Sanctuary for everything... but health regeneration. For some odd reason, anda heal up somewhat if anda itik in here. But free health does not a shitty game save. Still slapdashed together for me.
Rating: 33/100

Windwakerguy430 - Also, I'm sure we both got real tired of the memuatkan screens. They were also a problem in past Fable games too, but here, dear god, they load for an eternity. memuatkan screen when anda go to the Road to Rule, memuatkan screen when anda fast travel, memuatkan screen when anda go to a different region, memuatkan screen after a cut scene, memuatkan screen before a cut scene, memuatkan SCREENS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE

Button Mash - -Graphics-
The only good thing about this game... back when it released. With all of the polish the game should have had, it might have actually been good looking to this day. Instead, it'll be regarded as uglier than Fable 2. Not many points I can give here either.
Rating: 7/100

Windwakerguy430 - Oh, and don't anda know that thing in video games where there are so many enemies on screen that the game slows down. Yeah, well Fable 3 does that a lot, and anda know how much enemies it takes to slow down. Well, lets look at some other games first. Matrix: Path of Neo for Xbox takes 158 enemies (Yes I counted), Diablo takes lebih then that, and Dead Rising doesn't even slow down, and that game is known to have the most enemies on screen. So how much enemies does it take to slow down Fable 3...... six. Fucking six. This may be nitpicking, but remember. I'm talking about Fable 3. atau anda know what, how about fuck the enemies and slow down when your doing a job. Yeah, sometimes it takes ZERO ENEMIES TO SLOW DOWN THE FUCKING GAME!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!

Button Mash - -Soundtrack-
Fuck off. The Muzik is shit.
Rating: 0/100

Windwakerguy430 - Oh, and here is the worst thing. This has one of the most anti-climactic fights in the goddamn game. lebih then Fable 2. At least in Fable 2, anda got to kill Lucien yourself. Here, anda don't even get to fight Logan. So yeah, going all across Albion, finding all sorts of people to sertai your rebellion, nearly dying in a cave, and risking hundreds of lives in the battle.... and we get fucking this. And that's not the only anti-climactic fight in this game. No. When anda fight the Crawler, anda are telah diberi one of the most boring fights in gaming. I still think the final boss from Fable 2 was lebih disappointing because to be honest, I knew they weren't going to try with the final boss, and I was right, they didn't Dodge his easy to avoid attacks, and keep shooting him until he dies, which may take a while because the game wanted him to take forever to die. Fuck, this game sucks

Button Mash - -Replay Value-
Rather low unless you're an achievement whore. And to be honest, why would anda even replay this game? It's only good the first time through; after that, all anda have for fun is the mortar game. Heh, then again, I did manage 2,740 on that. But still, not much bang for what was 60 bits.
Rating: 10/100

Windwakerguy430 - And there it is, Fable 3. It's fucking terrible, in every fucking way, it is shit. Just shit.

Button Mash - -Final Verdict-
*facehoof* Microsoft, Lionhead Studios, perk up an ear as I divulge this information: STOP. MAKING. FABLE GAMES. Your last half-decent effort... was Fable 2, which my collab partner likes lebih than this fucking pile. It's just like Final Fantasy; 12 was the last decent game in that series, and Fable's last decent game was its saat one. There are better games that are free on PlayStation Network than you, Fable 3. anda suck. End of story. This game was bad and anda should feel bad for playing it, atau if you're Lionhead Studios, making it. Fable, you're dead to me now. From Call of Duty's health system anda somehow put in the game without bringing on Sweet epal, apple Acres hard cider to your half-assed progression system to the fact that Logan isn't the final boss, unlike what we had believed, but instead something resembling a xenomorph that takes over Walter's body, this game was full of bad decisions... with the exception of letting anda build a sex shop. As in, getting it on. That was pretty cool, and the 1,250,000 emas anda get for that goes a long way towards an achievement for saving everyone. But aside from that, there's nothing good here. Fable 3, rot in the bowels of hell.
Final Rating: 10.2/100(Yes, my final verdict is an average of my ratings on various elements I rate. Is there a problem with that?)

Windwakerguy430 - But, hey, that's only our opinion. What's Your Take