Link: (Wakes up) Ow, sweet Jesus that sucked
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who berkata that? Are anda a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that anda weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: hei LISTEN hei LISTEN
Link: atau this
Kebora Gebora: If anda are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell anda lebih useless crap
Link: And on rare occasions, this
Tattle: (Beats up Deku Scrub) Die! Die! Die!
King of Red Lions: Well that's understandable. Anyway, I would just head off now, but anda see some asshole who used me last thought it would be a good idea to not give me a sail, so I need anda to go into town and get one
Link: Okay... Wait, I don't have any money
King of Red Lions: Just go around and cuts up bushes. People are always dropping them in there in these games
Link: Are anda selling a sail
Man: No
Link: Are anda selling a sail
Woman: No
Link: Are anda selling a sail
Crazy Guy: No. I'm selling my self on the jalan to anyone desperate
Link: ...................... Oooookaaaaayyy
Crazy Guy: Hey, before anda go, anda want me to suck anda off
Link: I'm going now
Link: Damn it, I've been everywhere in this town, and still no one is selling sails
Salesman: Hey, you. Did anda say anda were looking for sails
Link: Yes I did, strangely popping up out of nowhere salesman
Salesman: Well, I got here a sail that will work just fine. If anyone asks, anda didn't get it from me
Link: Wow, thanks odd salesman
Salesman: My pleasure
Link: Okay, before I go, I want to check this place out (Opens door)
???: (In cell) Oh, hello there little boy
Link: Who are you
???: I'm Tingle. Who are you
Link: I'm Link. And what are anda doing in this cell
Tingle: Oh no reason (Whispers) Touching little kids
Link: What
Tingle: I berkata jaywalking
Link: But there are no roads on this island
Tingle: That's what I said. Now can anda please let me out
Link: Hey, don't tell me what to do. If I want to let anda out, I will
Tingle: Okay then
Link: ................. Okay, I'm bored (Sees button) Oh, a button (Pushes button and opens cell)
Tingle: Oh boy, I'm free. Now I can continue my rampage of child rap- I mean jaywalking. Bye now.
Link: I have an odd feeling we'll see each other again
Tingle: And when we do, I'll be waiting anda sexy little boy
Link: What
Tingle: Oh nothing, bye now
Link: Hey, KORL, I got your flag
King of Red Lions: Awesome, stick it in me
Link: WOW WHAT!!!
King of Red Lions: Oh damn, sorry, that did not come out right. I meant to say put the sail in the hole
Link: I can tell this is going to be a weird quest
TO BE CONTINUED
???: Ah, good to see your awake
Link: Who berkata that? Are anda a ghost
???: No (Boat turns its head towards Link) It is I. The King of Red Lions. Your new sidekick
Link: AHHHHHH
King of Red Lions: Did I startle you
Link: Well yes
King of Red Lions: I guess its the fact that I can talk
Link: No
King of Red Lions: Well, it happens a lo- Wait, no?
Link: Yeah. I was startled that anda weren't annoying. I mean, most sidekicks are like this
Navi: hei LISTEN hei LISTEN
Link: atau this
Kebora Gebora: If anda are ever lost, look at your map. Now stay there while I tell anda lebih useless crap
Link: And on rare occasions, this
Tattle: (Beats up Deku Scrub) Die! Die! Die!
King of Red Lions: Well that's understandable. Anyway, I would just head off now, but anda see some asshole who used me last thought it would be a good idea to not give me a sail, so I need anda to go into town and get one
Link: Okay... Wait, I don't have any money
King of Red Lions: Just go around and cuts up bushes. People are always dropping them in there in these games
Link: Are anda selling a sail
Man: No
Link: Are anda selling a sail
Woman: No
Link: Are anda selling a sail
Crazy Guy: No. I'm selling my self on the jalan to anyone desperate
Link: ...................... Oooookaaaaayyy
Crazy Guy: Hey, before anda go, anda want me to suck anda off
Link: I'm going now
Link: Damn it, I've been everywhere in this town, and still no one is selling sails
Salesman: Hey, you. Did anda say anda were looking for sails
Link: Yes I did, strangely popping up out of nowhere salesman
Salesman: Well, I got here a sail that will work just fine. If anyone asks, anda didn't get it from me
Link: Wow, thanks odd salesman
Salesman: My pleasure
Link: Okay, before I go, I want to check this place out (Opens door)
???: (In cell) Oh, hello there little boy
Link: Who are you
???: I'm Tingle. Who are you
Link: I'm Link. And what are anda doing in this cell
Tingle: Oh no reason (Whispers) Touching little kids
Link: What
Tingle: I berkata jaywalking
Link: But there are no roads on this island
Tingle: That's what I said. Now can anda please let me out
Link: Hey, don't tell me what to do. If I want to let anda out, I will
Tingle: Okay then
Link: ................. Okay, I'm bored (Sees button) Oh, a button (Pushes button and opens cell)
Tingle: Oh boy, I'm free. Now I can continue my rampage of child rap- I mean jaywalking. Bye now.
Link: I have an odd feeling we'll see each other again
Tingle: And when we do, I'll be waiting anda sexy little boy
Link: What
Tingle: Oh nothing, bye now
Link: Hey, KORL, I got your flag
King of Red Lions: Awesome, stick it in me
Link: WOW WHAT!!!
King of Red Lions: Oh damn, sorry, that did not come out right. I meant to say put the sail in the hole
Link: I can tell this is going to be a weird quest
TO BE CONTINUED
Unpa Lunpa doom-pa-de-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If anda wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If anda follow my laws, anda will live long
anda will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do
I’ve got a perfect order for you
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dee
If anda wish to live, you’ll listen to me
What can we do when our labor camps full
Unable to get children to produce our wool
Insurance Fraud is our get-rich-quick scheme
Scaring the people so I may haunt their dreams
The nuclear threats also make me glee
Unpa Lunpa Doom-pa-de-dong
If anda follow my laws, anda will live long
anda will be in daddy’s graces too
Like I, Unpa Lunpa, doom-pa-dee-do