King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great bay Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ anda sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. anda see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. anda know what, screw it, I wont soalan the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well, Jabu Jabu escaped to Outset Island
Link: anda mean that piece of shit island I lived on. I fucking hate that dump. Why would JAbu JAbu go there
Postman: Don't know, but anda should go there
Link: Huh... I wonder what Tatra's been up to. It's been a while since we saw her
(Meanwhile)
Bomb Merchant: I told you, I don't have any money
Tetra: We'll just see about that. Bork, cut off his penis
Link: So, Jabu Jabu is in this cave. How come I've never found this place. I've always wanted to find somewhere to smoke weed in without my annoying grandmother annoying me
King of Red Lions: Wait, anda smoke weed
Link: Yeah, why shouldn't I
King of Red Lions: Well, this is a kids game
Link: Oh right, kids, don't smoke, cause it's bad and stuff. Now, where is Jabu Jabu (Giant ikan appears)
Jabu Jabu: Oh, hello there. anda must be Link
Link: Yeah, now give me the last ball, and don't make me go through some fucking temple
Jabu Jabu: Of course. Please, do take this here ball and keep it safe
Link: ....... Really, no lebih ball jokes
Jabu Jabu: I would have made a good one, but I couldn't think of any. Anyway, anda should get going
Link: Okay then, good sir
Jabu Jabu: Who are anda calling a sir
Link: So, your an it
Jabu Jabu: No, I am a woman
Link: .............................................
King of Red Lions: What the fu-
Link: (Sailing through ocean) That was horrifying
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: ........ anda sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. anda see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. anda know what, screw it, I wont soalan the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well, Jabu Jabu escaped to Outset Island
Link: anda mean that piece of shit island I lived on. I fucking hate that dump. Why would JAbu JAbu go there
Postman: Don't know, but anda should go there
Link: Huh... I wonder what Tatra's been up to. It's been a while since we saw her
(Meanwhile)
Bomb Merchant: I told you, I don't have any money
Tetra: We'll just see about that. Bork, cut off his penis
Link: So, Jabu Jabu is in this cave. How come I've never found this place. I've always wanted to find somewhere to smoke weed in without my annoying grandmother annoying me
King of Red Lions: Wait, anda smoke weed
Link: Yeah, why shouldn't I
King of Red Lions: Well, this is a kids game
Link: Oh right, kids, don't smoke, cause it's bad and stuff. Now, where is Jabu Jabu (Giant ikan appears)
Jabu Jabu: Oh, hello there. anda must be Link
Link: Yeah, now give me the last ball, and don't make me go through some fucking temple
Jabu Jabu: Of course. Please, do take this here ball and keep it safe
Link: ....... Really, no lebih ball jokes
Jabu Jabu: I would have made a good one, but I couldn't think of any. Anyway, anda should get going
Link: Okay then, good sir
Jabu Jabu: Who are anda calling a sir
Link: So, your an it
Jabu Jabu: No, I am a woman
Link: .............................................
King of Red Lions: What the fu-
Link: (Sailing through ocean) That was horrifying
TO BE CONTINUED