Hello, everyone. And, I give anda the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.
katil Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer angkasa stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks on your body. It’s sickening. And, if that’s not bad enough, they literally shit wherever they please. Ever see those little black dots on pictures of katil bugs. That’s dried katil bug shit. I’m not joking. But, worst of all, they don’t die. anda can try again and again and again, they just refuse to die. Even exterminators can’t kill them completely. So, once anda get them, anda might as well burn the house down, atau you’re fucked.
jeruk, pickle Jar Lids - What is it with Makanan and being so fucking hard to open? jeruk, pickle jars have to be the worst of them all. No matter how hard anda try to twist, the bastard refuse to open. anda can twist and turn the lid until the fucking cows come home, anda will never open this lid, unless anda get something hard and slam it against the edges of the lid. But, why do I have to do that? Why does opening this jar have to be a fucking chore.
Dishes - These fucking things, no matter how hard anda try, always find a way to get filthy. No matter what, dishes get dirty. And, there is no avoiding it. They get dirty so easily. anda can’t even keep them clean for an hour, let alone a whole goddamn day. And if that didn’t suck hard enough, cleaning them is a real fucking pain. anda always get these stains that just stick on there and won’t come off until your arm gives out from scrubbing it too hard. Oh, and don’t anda Cinta it when your asshole relative leaves scraps of Makanan on the plate, making cleaning these things a fucking nightmare?
Radio Muzik - Now, this is why I listen to Muzik on my Ipod. Muzik on the radio is really crap nowadays. All I can hear a bunch of crappy celebrity news on it. Why the hell do I care. I just want to hear music. I fucking hate selebriti and their picture fucking perfect lives. Plus, most of the Muzik that I hear are crappy pop music. Like I really want to hear songs like this. They are all bland, no matter what. Oh, and the talk shows. Fuck them. They are filled with some of the most immature jokes that not even high school dropouts would laugh at. Honestly, its no wonder epal, apple is making money off the Ipod. Because people don’t want to hear Muzik on the radio.
Post Offices - Now, these places are truly hell… and so are DMV’s… And Grocery Stores… and Airports. Post Offices are filled with some of the most rude employees alive. Every time anda go there, anda are met with some douchebag who just loves to ignore every soalan anda give them. They always ignore you, no matter what anda do. Oh, and, some advice. Bring a pen. Because, if anda don’t, you’ll regret it. This is because of the fucking lines to use the only pen in the post office. Every time anda wait, the guy in front of anda is Penulisan a fucking novel for some reason, and, when its finally your turn, guess what. The fucking pen is out of ink. So, yeah, why the fuck would anda ever need the post office for. Isn’t that what the internet was made for… and cell phones. Because handwritten letters are dying out?
Traffic - Okay, who here likes traffic? No one? Well, thats because no one wants them. These fucking things always seem to happen at the worst possible times. No matter what anda are doing, anda always get stuck in a traffic jam. anda will be waiting for God knows how long (Oh, and you’re stuck with Radio. Fan-fucking-tastic), and people seem to enjoy cutting ahead of you. Example, after a car in front of anda finally move, some asshole seterusnya to anda cuts right in front of you, forcing anda to stay in the same fucking spot. No one likes that, and no one likes fucking traffic jams.
Restaurant Employees - Now, anda thought post office workers were rude? They are nothing like restaurant employees. These people always seem to ignore anda and try to act as rude as possible, sejak having an awfully rude tone in their voice. Oh, and, they always seem to fuck up your order. Once, I asked for a hamburger. So, I get it, and, guess what. I got nothing. I got bun slices, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes… but, where was the meat… they forgot the meat. The restaurant forget the fucking meat in their hamburger. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! This is why I eat at home.
Krismas Aftermath - Now, this comes usually after Krismas is over. All anda get is a feeling of sadness, because anda wanted lebih stuff. Though, that’s not the problem. No, the real problem is dealing with all the crap that is a real pain in the ass. So, anda may buy your kids toys that need batteries. Better go out and blow money on a shitload of batteries. Oh, and all the wrapping paper and boxes ripped open and left on the floor. Good luck cleaning all that shit up. Oh, and anda got to Cinta taking the decorations down. It was a pain in the keldai to get set up, and now anda got to take it down afterward. Yeah, Krismas is not as wonderful as they say in the songs. At least, the aftermath isn’t.
Chewing Gum - Now, this invention is a fucking waste of money. anda can’t menelan it, atau eat it, so why stick it in your mouth. And, people who use it seem to be assholes. They are always chewing their gum so loudly that it makes anda want to punch a fucking hole in the wall. And making bubbles with it just adds to the annoyance. Oh, but, what is a real annoying is that people don’t even bother to spit the gum into the garbage. No, they were being assholes while chewing it, so why stop there. The stick the gum onto everything. Chairs, tables, and, worst of all, the floor. If anda step on chewed gum, get ready to fucking lose it. It is a real jalang, perempuan jalang to scrap off and anda just want to punch the asshole who put it there. Kinda hard when everyone chews that chemical filled shit.
Football Season - Now, people may like football, I am not one of those people to be honest, but, anda know what I don’t like? When people got to act like fucking wild Haiwan over it. Seriously, if your dad is a football peminat (Like mine) and he brings his Friends over every season (Like mine does) Then get ready to see stupid shit done sejak grown men. Not only do they crowd up the living room watching a batshit crazy sport, but they just scream like psychopaths, all because a guy threw a ball at a patch of grass. Woo-fucking-hoo. Big deal. I really don’t see why people act this crazy. Is it some sort of mind control atau something… atau am I just being paranoid again?
Well, there it is. I may not do another one of these for a while, but, I may if anda guys can tell me lebih things annoying in life. But, yeah, these things here, just really piss me off. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
katil Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer angkasa stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks on your body. It’s sickening. And, if that’s not bad enough, they literally shit wherever they please. Ever see those little black dots on pictures of katil bugs. That’s dried katil bug shit. I’m not joking. But, worst of all, they don’t die. anda can try again and again and again, they just refuse to die. Even exterminators can’t kill them completely. So, once anda get them, anda might as well burn the house down, atau you’re fucked.
jeruk, pickle Jar Lids - What is it with Makanan and being so fucking hard to open? jeruk, pickle jars have to be the worst of them all. No matter how hard anda try to twist, the bastard refuse to open. anda can twist and turn the lid until the fucking cows come home, anda will never open this lid, unless anda get something hard and slam it against the edges of the lid. But, why do I have to do that? Why does opening this jar have to be a fucking chore.
Dishes - These fucking things, no matter how hard anda try, always find a way to get filthy. No matter what, dishes get dirty. And, there is no avoiding it. They get dirty so easily. anda can’t even keep them clean for an hour, let alone a whole goddamn day. And if that didn’t suck hard enough, cleaning them is a real fucking pain. anda always get these stains that just stick on there and won’t come off until your arm gives out from scrubbing it too hard. Oh, and don’t anda Cinta it when your asshole relative leaves scraps of Makanan on the plate, making cleaning these things a fucking nightmare?
Radio Muzik - Now, this is why I listen to Muzik on my Ipod. Muzik on the radio is really crap nowadays. All I can hear a bunch of crappy celebrity news on it. Why the hell do I care. I just want to hear music. I fucking hate selebriti and their picture fucking perfect lives. Plus, most of the Muzik that I hear are crappy pop music. Like I really want to hear songs like this. They are all bland, no matter what. Oh, and the talk shows. Fuck them. They are filled with some of the most immature jokes that not even high school dropouts would laugh at. Honestly, its no wonder epal, apple is making money off the Ipod. Because people don’t want to hear Muzik on the radio.
Post Offices - Now, these places are truly hell… and so are DMV’s… And Grocery Stores… and Airports. Post Offices are filled with some of the most rude employees alive. Every time anda go there, anda are met with some douchebag who just loves to ignore every soalan anda give them. They always ignore you, no matter what anda do. Oh, and, some advice. Bring a pen. Because, if anda don’t, you’ll regret it. This is because of the fucking lines to use the only pen in the post office. Every time anda wait, the guy in front of anda is Penulisan a fucking novel for some reason, and, when its finally your turn, guess what. The fucking pen is out of ink. So, yeah, why the fuck would anda ever need the post office for. Isn’t that what the internet was made for… and cell phones. Because handwritten letters are dying out?
Traffic - Okay, who here likes traffic? No one? Well, thats because no one wants them. These fucking things always seem to happen at the worst possible times. No matter what anda are doing, anda always get stuck in a traffic jam. anda will be waiting for God knows how long (Oh, and you’re stuck with Radio. Fan-fucking-tastic), and people seem to enjoy cutting ahead of you. Example, after a car in front of anda finally move, some asshole seterusnya to anda cuts right in front of you, forcing anda to stay in the same fucking spot. No one likes that, and no one likes fucking traffic jams.
Restaurant Employees - Now, anda thought post office workers were rude? They are nothing like restaurant employees. These people always seem to ignore anda and try to act as rude as possible, sejak having an awfully rude tone in their voice. Oh, and, they always seem to fuck up your order. Once, I asked for a hamburger. So, I get it, and, guess what. I got nothing. I got bun slices, lettuce, cheese, tomatoes… but, where was the meat… they forgot the meat. The restaurant forget the fucking meat in their hamburger. WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT! This is why I eat at home.
Krismas Aftermath - Now, this comes usually after Krismas is over. All anda get is a feeling of sadness, because anda wanted lebih stuff. Though, that’s not the problem. No, the real problem is dealing with all the crap that is a real pain in the ass. So, anda may buy your kids toys that need batteries. Better go out and blow money on a shitload of batteries. Oh, and all the wrapping paper and boxes ripped open and left on the floor. Good luck cleaning all that shit up. Oh, and anda got to Cinta taking the decorations down. It was a pain in the keldai to get set up, and now anda got to take it down afterward. Yeah, Krismas is not as wonderful as they say in the songs. At least, the aftermath isn’t.
Chewing Gum - Now, this invention is a fucking waste of money. anda can’t menelan it, atau eat it, so why stick it in your mouth. And, people who use it seem to be assholes. They are always chewing their gum so loudly that it makes anda want to punch a fucking hole in the wall. And making bubbles with it just adds to the annoyance. Oh, but, what is a real annoying is that people don’t even bother to spit the gum into the garbage. No, they were being assholes while chewing it, so why stop there. The stick the gum onto everything. Chairs, tables, and, worst of all, the floor. If anda step on chewed gum, get ready to fucking lose it. It is a real jalang, perempuan jalang to scrap off and anda just want to punch the asshole who put it there. Kinda hard when everyone chews that chemical filled shit.
Football Season - Now, people may like football, I am not one of those people to be honest, but, anda know what I don’t like? When people got to act like fucking wild Haiwan over it. Seriously, if your dad is a football peminat (Like mine) and he brings his Friends over every season (Like mine does) Then get ready to see stupid shit done sejak grown men. Not only do they crowd up the living room watching a batshit crazy sport, but they just scream like psychopaths, all because a guy threw a ball at a patch of grass. Woo-fucking-hoo. Big deal. I really don’t see why people act this crazy. Is it some sort of mind control atau something… atau am I just being paranoid again?
Well, there it is. I may not do another one of these for a while, but, I may if anda guys can tell me lebih things annoying in life. But, yeah, these things here, just really piss me off. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where anda put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope anda don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where anda eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the api, kebakaran challenge, where anda set yourself on api, kebakaran for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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