Wind Waker Abridged: The After Adventures - Episode 7 - Child of the Night

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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. anda live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When anda look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, anda see, I have this selamat, peti deposit keselamatan here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, anda just have this big keldai selamat, peti deposit keselamatan lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link: ................... Yeah, I'll help you
Zunari: Oh, that's great. Thanks, man.
(Later that night, at Zunari's Shop)
Tetra: .......... Link
Link: ............ Yes
Tetra: .......... You're gonna rob that guy aren't you
Link: Fuck yeah
Tetra: Link!
Link: No, I have had it with getting shit rewards. If it weren't for anda getting on my fucking back this whole time, I wouldn't even be helping these people. I'd be killing their leader, and then ruling this place with an iron fist. But, no, I just go around helping people. So, I am doing what I want now. anda can just shut the fuck up
Tetra: Fine. Do what anda want. I won't stop anda from taking the money.
Link: That's good (Walks into the shop, to see a girl stealing from the safe) Hey, stay away from that safe. This is my robbery.
Mila: (Turns) Who are you
Link: A guy who may just forget about hurting anda because your attractive.
Mila: Please, I need this money. I am just a poor girl-
Link: A super hot one at that
Mila: -Who is trying to feed my family... and sejak family, I mean just my dad who's too lazy to work for money
Link: Wow, what a great father
Mila: Yes, I know. He sucks
Link: Well, I can't let anda steal from this shop. But, I will pay you. I am like the Bill Gates of this world, so, I will just hand anda whatever money I have
Mila: Really. Oh, thank anda so much. How can I repay you
Link: Sex
Mila: Oh, yes
Link: Wait, really
Mila: Of course, anything for the man who helped me and kept me from becoming a criminal
Link: Awesome. So, what do anda say we-
Tetra: But, Link, what about Medley
Link: What about here
Tetra: Aren't anda two dating
Link: What?
Tetra: Yeah, she berkata she loved anda a lot and all that
Mila: Oh... I see... Oh, thank you, ma'am. So sorry Link, I was about to get in the way of your relationship with Medley
Link: What, I don't love-
Tetra: Of course he does
Link: SHE'S A FUCKING BIRD GIRL!!!
Tetra: It's the inside that counts
Mila: Well, that's good to hear. I was about to get between anda two. And just think, I was going to screw your brains out so hard, anda would need a wheelchair. But, a thank anda is good enough. Well, take care Link (Walks off)
Link: Tetra! I told anda that Medley and me aren't dating
Tetra: I know. I just did that to fuck with you. Doing things your way. Fuck that
Link: DAMN anda TETRAAAAAAAAA!!!
(Later that day)
Zunari: Hey, man, thanks so much for helping out
Link: (Crying) I was so close to losing my virginity
Tetra: He means you're welcome
Zunari: Anyway, here is my thanks to you. It is a partnership. From now on, we will share the money I make from this store
Link: (Crying) What good is money when you're still a virgin.
Tetra: Okay, this is kinda funny
Link: (Crying) Fuck you, Tetra
TO BE CONTINUED

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Windwakerguy430's bahagian, atas Ten Video Game Villains

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Ever since I was a young child, I always thought to myself that a stories hero is just as good as their villain. I don't know what it was, but there were times where I preferred the villains over the heroes. I guess it is because the hero is always the character who just wants to do good for the sake of it being the right thing, but the villains motives are always something else. Sure, anda always have the typical, "taking over the world" plots, but sometimes, anda don't need an deep motive to be an interesting villain. Of course, not that there aren't any on here that do have such motives. So,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 50 - Nightmare on Elm jalan 2010 (Day 20 of October Movie Marathon)

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Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done sejak Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for anda all, not a Nightmare on Elm jalan classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.

Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...

SJW Attack X-Men Apocalypse Ad of Choking Mystique - SJW Rant - AlphaOmegaSin

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Wind's Angry Adventures - The Pervert

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Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: anda know, anda shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did anda hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase anda forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...

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My Little Pornstar Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a pokok stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. anda look very adorable. I gotta take anda to meet some friends....

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Windwakerguy430's bahagian, atas 10 Pointless Video Game Moments

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We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality sejak making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.

#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get anda a new weapon, levels anda up, atau gives anda money. However, there are THOSE survivors. anda know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...

Freddy vs Jason spoof

posted by Canada24

Freddy started the story sejak narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms jalan (supposebly where most of Freddy's...

Corner of Horror - 145: SWERY Month, "Week" Final: Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing in Disguise

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…. I suck at keeping a schedule

Would it even matter calling this SWERY bulan at this point? It’s lebih like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted keldai schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big bulan long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we alih on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...

Merry Freakin' Krismas - hari 16: Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt

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Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where anda play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my kegemaran video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...

The bahagian, atas 100 - #61: Halo: Combat Evolved

posted by Windwakerguy430

So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...

MACK Part Five: Heartbreak Hotel

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*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if anda aren’t too busy, maybe...

Original Story: Psy-Bio

posted by Windwakerguy430

~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved sejak a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...

bahagian, atas 15 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Songs - #1 - Staff Roll

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What's Your Take - artikel 140 - BOMBy Test

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anda know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only Kartun on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one tunjuk that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this tunjuk started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of Televisyen limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only tunjuk saved sejak Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...

What's Your Take - artikel 106 - Fails Doll

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Now, people have been talking about the Creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if anda play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell anda all that this story sucks. Or, lebih importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack berkata it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...

Void Flashbacks: Ironic

posted by FrostyBlazer

Henry: so... what are anda working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 tahun old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are anda in here?

Henry: I just want to know what anda are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the hari this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world

Grand Theft Auto Crossover

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My Little Pornstar Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, anda can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought anda liked Rarity....

Merry Freakin' Krismas - hari 12: Vroom in the Night Sky

posted by Windwakerguy430

Vroom in the Night Sky is considered sejak many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed sejak Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want anda to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.

So from...

Merry Freakin' Krismas - hari 6: Fray

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Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game sejak the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, anda play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. anda can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...