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About a tahun ago, back when I was on Fanpop for a whole year, my town was hit with what was possibly the biggest snow storm I had ever seen in my life. It didn’t start until Monday, when I was walking utama from school. When I did get home, I heard my father tell me that we would have to get out of the house for a while. The reason for this is that, for some reason, the heating in our house had messed up badly. Now let me remind anda that this was one of the coldest times of the year. In fact, I think we were in the negatives that day, and yet, we had no heating at all. So, after we were told about this, we went to this one hotel in a nearby town. This hotel had huge rooms, a small kitchen, a large TV, and tons of angkasa for everyone, and, of course, heating. It was the perfect place to stay… So naturally, my father found a way to fuck it up badly. What he did was that he ended up stuck behind this one man, who was in the middle of the road. When my dad honked the horn, the driver just stood there. So, when my dad just passed sejak him, he made sure to flip him the bird, and trust me, this guy saw it. Now, how is this a problem? Well, when my dad got to the counter of the hotel to check our rooms, we then saw that the manager of this place was none other than the guy he had telah diberi the finger to. Yeah, it’s not a surprise sejak this point that this guy threw us out of the hotel and didn’t want us coming back. It’s also not a surprise that we all badly wanted to kill our dad right now, but that’s a different story. So, after that huge fuck up in our plans, we had to go to the seterusnya best thing… sejak that, I mean we ended up in a small hotel with only two beds. My brother and sister sleeped on the beds and my parents on the floor. I decided to just sleep in the bathtub, because, no matter where we are, I ALWAYS want a room to myself, even if it is the fucking bathroom. So, right when it was time to sleep, I then thought to myself “Oh fuck, I got school tomorrow”. So, yeah, I had a lot of reasons to worry, since this was one of the most important parts of the year, what with studying for tests. And I had to take a lot of important classes in that time, so it wasn’t the best night for me. But, when I woke up that morning, I saw that the entire goddamn city had Frozen over. You’d think that it was a goddamn winter wonderland. This blizzard was so insane, that it was able to batal school. So I was thinking “Oh good” because I was out of school for the day, but then I thought “Oh fuck” because I remembered that it was only Tuesday and there would still be school tomorrow. So, after another hari in the hotel, I was then told that my school would not be open until Monday, so I had an entire week to just sit in this place and do nothing, like usual. All I really did at that hotel was play Smash Bros. on my 3DS and use my laptop, since the place had internet. Nothing exciting. Although, this hotel did have a breakfast room, where me and my brother just took all the food, since it was free. It ended up getting to the point where we just started taking plastic bags out of there with each trip we had. After a week of just fucking around, we finally went back to the house, and, I swear to god, this place was even colder when we left. I mean, I am not kidding, it was colder inside than it was outside, if that even makes sense. However, my dad didn’t want to go back to the hotel, since he was tired of sitting in a room that was too damn small, so we just had to get out the giant as fuck blankets, so it makes me soalan why we even went to the hotel anyway. But trust me, the free Makanan was worth it.
posted by Canada24
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Michael: (speaking to his new group) We're all professionals, we all know the score.. We run in, do what we gotta do. I need heavy pressure on the workers and security. Citizens, are to be handled calmly.
Luster: Now.. We WERE gonna try something lebih complicated. But considering the place of business, something lebih simple may be better.
Micheal: Exactly.. We're in and out in 90 saat guy.. So make it count.
DRIVING TO THE HEIST:
Micheal: Alight. We're about to be accomplishes in a major crime. I need to know I can depend on each one of you. So let's give some backgrounds. Me first....
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Hello everyone. Today, we will be looking at the meme Forever Alone. Now, before we talk about what it is, lets get a little history.
After the Rage Guy, this was the saat of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed atau lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his saat comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see anda all seterusnya time
Hello everyone, I am your host, Windwakerguy430, I am here to tunjuk anda memes from all over the internet and I shall decide if the meme is Fine atau Foul. Today, we will be looking at the famous entity known only as Slender Man. Now, before we can talk about Slender Man, we need to talk about the origin of how he became just a picture to one of the biggest internet celebrity. On a forum known as Something Awful, a user telah diposkan a picture of a group of kids with an odd looking man in the back. The tajuk of the foto was known as Slender Man. Since then, he started getting lebih and lebih famous.
The...
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Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And sejak treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a kartrij lying on the meja, jadual written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, berkata Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. anda live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When anda look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, anda see, I have this selamat, peti deposit keselamatan here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, anda just have this big keldai selamat, peti deposit keselamatan lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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Nate: (Drives car down jalan in city)
Emma: So, do anda know any place we can hide, Nate
Nate: Well, we just need to find a place with enough supplies. anda know, with Makanan and weapons
Chris: Oh, well, I know this one guy who-
Nate: No, Chris. We are never letting anda choose the hiding place ever agai- (Body hits the hud, hood of the car) HOLY CRAP (Stops car)
Emma: What was that
Nate: (Looks out window to see people jumping off buildings) Oh, that isn't good
Leroy: (Walks down jalan with protesters) (Stops in front of there car) Hey, guys. Would anda like to sign for the rights of our undead brothers
Nate:...
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Back when I was living in the extremely sitcom like neighborhood as a kid, I remember going to Edgewood Middle School. It was honestly the worst tahun of my life. However, before I found out it got bad, I remember seeing this girl. For reasons I can’t explain, we’ll just call her Girl. So, I had a huge crush on this girl. We shared three classes together, and I would always ask to sit in the back, because due to being socially awkward at the time, I was telah diberi permission to choose which kerusi, tempat duduk I would sit at, and I would sit in the back, and would always look at her. Creepy, I know, but I was...
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~Story~

The series is meant to be based off of Japanese anime. The story follows a young high school student named Shusaku, who is told sejak his partner, an Angel named Akio, that he is a Death Angel, an Angel from Heaven sent to earth to fight demons. Shusaku is born as an Earthborn Death Angel, meaning that the time he was born, a Death Angel set foot on earth, giving him it’s powers. However, this means that he is lebih stronger than usual Death Angels, and that he is now a target to Munemitsu, the Demon King who plans on taking over the world and making humans his slaves. Akio now wishes...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.

Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* hei asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have...
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Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. anda know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish anda for your poor choices throughout the game and give anda a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...
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Link: So, what's the seterusnya place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph kedai to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: anda had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need anda to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho sejak taking pictures...
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CANNIBAL WEREWOLF

Cannibalism. It's very rare these days, not very often, do we see the event of people eating other humans, for the for strong hunger, atau simply cautiously, of what it's like. But one man, Davis Madden, is a Cannibal, and he takes pride in it. He is a very horrorible man, and is very hungry. But because Cannibalism is most likely illegal, he is usually on the run. However he eventually made a pack of cannibals, lead sejak him. Now they are searching around, looking for unfortunate victims. They found their way into a small village.

Joining the night, they all had knives and hatchets,...
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