Before I say anything, I want to start this off sejak saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student safety, but that doesn’t help that he made a crime like that sound like Monty ular sawa, python was talking about it. So, in the southwestern side of Ohio, a school sejak the name of Madison was attacked sejak a school shooter. Only two students were shot, but thankfully, they only received some injuries and were treated at the hospital. I’m just glad both alive and I hope they get alright soon. So, since Madison was close to my school, a lot of students were pretty worried. I admit, I was too. During the announcements one day, the principal told the students about the issue, and berkata that he was worried about the students. Now, this is where the absurdity comes in. He berkata that the school shooter was not a crazed person. Yeah, cause a person with an intent to kill school children is the epitome of sanity. So, the principal berkata that since there was a fear of school shootings going around, he felt it would be a good idea to carry a handgun with him. Are anda fucking kidding me? I know a school shooting is bad, but for god’s sake, can anda imagine seeing the principal carrying his gun around? However, the principal was told that he could not carry a gun on school grounds. So, he thought of the seterusnya best thing. Instead of hiding in a corner, the students should take action like it’s the French Revolution and (I’m not making this shit up) have the students jump the shooter and beat him up. What the fuck? Really? He berkata that Elementary schools were already planning to throw chairs at the school shooter. Yes, anda heard right! Elementary school students! Fucking six to eleven tahun olds will be immediately drafted into the cause to throw fucking chairs in self defense. As he was saying this, I kid anda not… Me and my Friends were trying to fight back laughter. I’m sorry, I know this should be a serious topic, but if your principal talked about school shootings sejak saying the shooter was not insane, he had thoughts of bringing a gun for self defense, and now have grade school students trying to kick the shit out of a shooter, would anda have a straight face? So I guess the moral of the story is try not to make the stupidest shit imaginable for a school shooting….. That’s the best moral I can think of for a subject like this.