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Wind: (Sitting in auditorium) What’s going on
Cody: Didn’t anyone tell you
Wind: I ignore everyone. I wasn’t trying to listen
Cody: There was this group of people came to tell us about how smoking is bad
Wind: Don’t those after school specials already do that…. Probably better?
Cody: Oh, how bad could it be
(Loud dubstep plays)
Speaker: Yo, what’s up, whities, and a few of my-
Rawak Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: We had to pay him so we had someone to say the N word. Now, let us tell anda all about something. Cigarettes are not cool. anda ever see those people who think they are so cool. Here’s an idea, smokers. Y U NO STOP!
Wind: What the fuck?
Speaker: I’m telling you, whities and-
Rawak Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: If anda smoke, you’ll just look like this (Holds up a flat plank of wood). All thin and outta shape, when non-smokers look like this (A group of girls come and start twerking on stage)
Wind: I think I’m going to vomit a kidney
Cody: Wind, I’m scared.
Speaker: So, all anda whities and-
Rawak Black Man: Niggas
Speaker: Think before anda pick up that cigarette and light it up. Otherwise, you’ll be unhealthy and not cool. ERMAHGERD! How terrible! Isn’t that right, cat
Cat: (Gives a shocked expression)
Wind: I literally want to fucking die right now
Speaker: Yeah, that’s right. So, let us promote the Hashtag Stop Smoking, right kids
(All the students look in terror)

Students: (All buy cigarettes and start smoking and coughing)
Cody: (Lights large cigar) Oh god, I think I’m getting cancer
Wind: (Sticks five lit cigarettes in his mouth) Cody, I think that entire speech already gave us cancer

Every year, five anti-smoking advertisements give over 10,000 Americans lung cancer. We must stop these advertisements before it’s too late. Seriously, just tell your children not to smoke, parents, so we can avoid crap like this.
posted by Windwakerguy430
Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One jam later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told anda not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give anda the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer angkasa stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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posted by Canada24
Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to tunjuk a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were anda guys expecting. With that I will see anda all seterusnya time
Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as awan Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final Fantasi 7. And if anda know me, you'd know that Final Fantasi 7 is one of my kegemaran games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with awan mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about awan looking...
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#200: Beginner Race (Marble Madness)
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#199: Peril (Halo 2)
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#198: Dart’s Theme (Legend of Dragoon)
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#197: The Wind is Calling (Xenogears)
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#196: Into the Wilderness (Wild Arms)
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#195: Gangster TV (Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko)
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#194: Go Straight (Streets of Rage)
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#193: Staff Roll (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins)
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#192: Boss Theme (Rocket Knight Adventures)
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#191: buaian (Goldeneye 007)
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#190: Radical Highway Classic (Sonic Generations 3DS)
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#189: Mute City (F-Zero)
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#188: Conclusion (Guilty Gear)
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#187: N. Sanity pantai (Crash Bandicoot)
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#186: Soviet Connection...
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(hey everyone now I was recently inspired to make a senarai because of WWGuy430 and Deathding's awesome Thanksgiving senarai so I decided to make this. hope anda enjoy and sorry for any unprofessionalism. lol)

10-Roxas from Kingdom Hearrts 358/2 days

So I just finished playing K-Hearts 358/2 days and i really found myself attached to the main character roxas. he has a cool design, is great at fighting, and who doesn't think the keyblade looks cool?

Just wish they gave him lebih personality. XD

9-Kirby from Kirby LOL

i think deathding berkata it best when he described in the bahagian, atas 10 Hungriest Video Game Characters...
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anda know what I can’t fucking stand? All these Jeff the Killer ripoffs. Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Jenn the Killer, Jenny the Killer. Killer this. Killer that. ARE anda FUCKING KIDDING?! What is it with the emotional teenage girls liking this pathetic little jalang, perempuan jalang of a serial killer. He’s not even attractive, unless anda find someone who just got done tounging a weedwhacker attractive. And his story is fucking awful, so why do people like this pale little shit so much to the point where there are ripoffs. And no, the ripoffs are just as bad. A perfect example is this one I am reading...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. pelangi, rainbow Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...
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So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, atau will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… anda know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...
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Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this Anime is kind of a horror Anime (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first Anime that has zombies in it. Now, I Cinta anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, Filem like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and Televisyen shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only tunjuk I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...
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Hello everyone and welcome to Boss Bits. Today, we'll be looking at the bosses from the game that people say is the greatest game ever made... That would be Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the N64.... Then remade fro Gamecube.... Then remade again for the 3DS.. anda get the idea. Ocarina of Time is a game that supposedly turned the gaming world on its head. It's pretty good. It had great story, great overworld, and great graphics (At the time). But, what I think makes this game unique are the bosses... Lets take a look at them
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: Gohma
Now, this boss is pretty much one...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In the town of Camren, there is a shopping center known as Final Stop, a store known for it’s poor products, high prices, and with employees who seem to have lebih common sense than anyone else around. The employes, Malcolm, Emilia, June, Roland, Benedict, and Thomas, all deal with the worst of working in retail, such as idiotic customers, poor pay, the devil as the manager, the end of the world on a known as Black Friday, The Back being a portal to Hell, and a rival company owned sejak a holy manager with dreads.

~Characters~

Malcolm
A new member to the Final Stop Cult Family, Malcolm is...
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pelangi, rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her sejak thinking she was a ghost. pelangi, rainbow Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are anda dreaming about the time anda thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope anda don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure anda don't get scared.
Rainbow Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to...
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Wind: But why do I have to do this
Teacher: Because at the last ballgame, your so called “National Anthem” caused a full scale riot
Wind: Oh, it wasn’t that bad
Teacher: Forty-six people died
Wind: Oh… well that what they get for going to a ballgame
Teacher: Okay, the way I see it, anda have two options. anda can either play a game of baseball and win this school a victory, atau anda can spend a hari with Austin over there
Austin: (Draws a penis on the board) HA HA HA HA!
Wind: I’ll play
Teacher: Your damn right anda will
(That night)
Dave: Hello, Oxford. It is a beautiful hari here at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sejak thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, atau not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first hari working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers:...
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So, I promised I would read lebih Alpha and Omega fanfics…… much to my displeasure, so, here is the seterusnya one, known as Jasper Park Mating Season….. Haven’t even read it, and already, I regret my decision.
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before anda ask, I can’t tell if they are Serigala atau anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they alih to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…....
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(Warning: senarai contains Strong violence and Nudity.... But, this is the Anime club, and Anime always has that, so anda guys are okay with that)
You get the picture, lets start.... But, first, rules. Only one Anime from a whole series, including its spin-offs, I do not have to watch the Anime to include the opening, and my opinion on the opening does not reflect my opinion on the Anime itself. I could utterly despise the Anime but like the opening. Okay, then, lets start.

50: OP from Panty and stok with Garterbelt
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49: Sora Mimi Cake from Azumanga Daioh
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48: Shooting bintang from Onegai Teacher...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored sejak a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized sarung tangan weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told anda if anda keep falling asleep, their gonna kick anda outta here"...
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Court Lobby
10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't anda noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already berkata she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if anda think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll alih on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready,...
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