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Hello, everyone, and today on Jojo-nuary, we are going to be taking a look at all of the villains of the Jojo universe. A hero is only as good as the villain that goes against them, and Jojo always manages to have good villains… most of the time. Jojo always manages to have very unique villains, all of them doing something lebih than just take over the world……. Well, most of the time…. Some of the time…. At least three times. The point is, the way they try to achieve their goals makes them all very unique. So, to better tunjuk my Cinta for the villains of the series, how about I tunjuk anda my ranking of all of the villains in the series. All… six of them. Even though there were eight parts… This is because one villain was in two parts and there is so far no villain announced for part 8. It probably makes no sense, but then again, neither does Jojo in general, so let’s get to the ranking of the six Jojo villains. Also, this contains spoilers for all parts, so anda have been warned

Rank 6: Diavolo from Vento Aureo



So yeah, as many people have berkata before, Diavolo is probably the least interesting villain of Jojo… And I agree. Diavolo has the same sort of goals as Dio. He wants to take over the world, because of course. Not sejak use of vampire magic, but sejak use of his control of the Italian gang Passione. Diavolo also has a fear of people knowing his identity, and will kill anyone who tries to find out his identity atau will remove any connection that could lead people to him. So, Diavolo wants to take over the world, yet at the same time wants to hide from the world. As interesting of an idea as that is, it wasn’t used well at all. This is because Diavolo wasn’t anywhere in Vento Aureo until the very end. And no, his counterpart Doppio does not count. Diavolo just didn’t seem to have any personality outside of being just a mob boss. That’s about it, really. He just runs a gang and hides his identity. Other than that, he’s got nothing. Even his Stand introduction wasn’t much. Yes, King Crimson is an awesome Stand, but it was introduced so poorly in the manga. With all villain Stands, it takes time before their true power is revealed. But with Diavolo, when he was introduced, his Stand’s true power was introduced. I’m not spoiling anything when I tell anda that King Crimson’s ability is to erase five saat of time, because the Manga doesn’t even bother. Even his final fight with Giorno was pretty one sided, because one Giorno got emas Experience Requiem, it was all over. At least his punishment was cool. So, Diavolo. His Stand was way better.



Rank 5: Kars from Battle Tendency



When I first saw Kars in Battle Tendency, I thought he was a pretty cool villain. But, as I got lebih and lebih into Jojo, I soon found out that Kars was just a very simple villain. He didn’t do anything awful, but nothing that makes him stand out. All he does to make him stand out is the creation of the Stone Mask, the same thing that allowed Dio to become a vampire. So, if Kars was never around, none of the stuff in Jojo would have happened. But other than that, Kars is just very simple. Being a leader of the Pillar Men, a race of ancient Vampires who are immortal but immune to sunlight, who wishes to find the Red Stone of Aja and combine it with the Stone Mask in order to become the ultimate lifeform and no longer be weak to the sun so he can take over the world (Because of course). Other than that, Kars is just very simple. And his final fight, while at first, seems really cool, anda will soon notice that everything was just luck. Even Jojo launching him into angkasa was just luck. You’re telling me that, after Joseph was able to outsmart every other Pillar Men before, and after an amazing fight with Wammu, the best Pillar Man, he only defeated Kars through just sheer luck. Boring. I hear people say that Kars could come back, but Hirohiko Araki states that Kars is forever gone and is never coming back… And I’m fine with that, really. Unless Kars can come up with something new, he can stay in space.



Rank 4: Dio Brando from Phantom Blood and Stardust Crusaders



For the longest time since I could remember, I always stated that Dio was one of my kegemaran villains in anime. And while I still Cinta Dio’s smug personality and how much personality he has, I’m afraid to say that he is no longer my kegemaran Jojo villain. He isn’t even in the bahagian, atas three. So, before we talk about who bested him, let’s talk about him in general. Dio was once a normal kid in England, but was still very evil. Dio’s father, Dario, saved the father of Jonathan Joestar, George, and was in his debt. Because of this, when Dario died, Dio went to live with the Joestars. However, Dio wanted the fortune for himself, and did everything he could to get it. After trying to poison George failed, he used the Stone Mask and the blood of George to turn himself into a vampire. Dio was even successful enough in his villainy to kill the main character of Phantom Blood, Jonathan Joestar. And he came back over a hundred years later to go after Jotaro Kujo in Stardust Crusaders, with new powers such as his own Stand known as The World, which gives him the ability to stop time for five to nine seconds. Now, of course, the reason Dio is no longer my kegemaran is for a few reasons. First, his goals. He wants to kill the Joestars, take their blood, and take over the world- Goddamn it. Lastly, the reason why Dio is no longer my kegemaran villain is because the other villains managed to be just a little bit better in some way. Sorry Dio. anda were a great start for the series, but anda have been replaced.



Rank 3: Enrico Pucci from Stone Ocean



Okay, so this may be a bit hard for me to talk about, since Enrico’s goals were hard to understand. Don’t think that means I didn’t read carefully. Everyone else who read part 6 was horribly confused. Anyway, what I like about Enrico is that he’s got the most backstory. A man who wanted to do some good, but soon fell into tragedy. His sister killed herself, and he was unable to trust anyone, his life being full of secrets. The only person he trusted was Dio, who he formed a friendship with. Dio then spoke to Enrico about his idea of Heaven, to which he described that Enrico himself should create. So, in many years, Enrico began to work on the creation of Heaven, which he started sejak stealing Jotaro’s memory, as he read a book that contained the steps of creating Heaven and he destroyed (It’s a long and complicated story), and, using the bone from Dio, was able to create the Green Baby. Now, Enrico had a Stand called Whitesnake, which could steal these discs from people. These discs had Stands, and he could take discs whenever he wanted and give them to whoever he wanted. Now, I say this because the Stand he got from the Green Baby was a million times lebih scary, because that Stand was C-Moon, a Stand that can manipulate gravity, even able to turn people inside out. After this, and reaching Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, Enrico reaches the last stage of his Stand’s metamorphosis, creating the ultimate Stand, Made in Heaven, which can… actually, I’m not going to say. It’s too good to spoil, that I urge anda to read this part. Enrico has one of the best Stands, and as a follower of another villain, manages to be one of the most unique and interesting villains ever, and he is just too good to spoil. Also, he manages to kill lebih main characters than any other villain in the series, so that’s also a pretty good feature for a villain.



Rank 2: Funny Valentine from Steel Ball Run



So, we had a vampire, an older vampire, a mob boss, and a priest. So, what can Funny Valentine do that makes him different? Well, for starters, he’s the goddamn president of the United fucking States. Is that different enough for you. He also has a habit to shotgun a bir once in awhile. Seriously, I haven’t even bothered to talk about what he does as a villain, and I’m already gushing about how amazing of a character he is. Anyway, Valentine, being the president, is looking for all the Corpse Parts, pieces that grant the person who finds them multiple powers. The lebih they find, the stronger they get. Now, why would Valentine want to find these pieces. To take over the world? No, thank goodness. No, none of that garbage. It’s because he wants to make America great again… seriously. Valentine was Trump before Trump was even a thing, and he wasn’t a meme. But in all seriousness, Valentine wants to use these parts to help bring America back to what it was. It really doesn’t make him sound like a villain. It makes him sound lebih like an anti-hero. He doesn’t want to do anything bad. He just wants to make America a great place, like any president wants. And then there’s his Stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is a very OP Stand, with the ability to, not do anything with time, but instead, can manipulate space. sejak this, I mean that Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap can travel from one alternate universe to another, with different changes, and can use this to his advantage, even to kill someone sejak pushing them into their alternate self. And when he gets D4C Cinta Train, it just becomes all kinds of OP. Funny Valentine. Trump may not be your president, but Valentine may be. Also, I was wondering if I should be Diego Brando on this list, but I decided against it since Funny Valentine was clearly the major villain. Diego’s a great villain, but not one that I consider the main villain of Steel Ball Run.



Rank 1: Yoshikage Kira from Diamond is Unbreakable



Yes, this David Bowie looking son of a jalang, perempuan jalang is my kegemaran Jojo villain. Hell, after the ending of the Diamond is Unbreakable anime, he may be my kegemaran Anime villain in general. So, Yoshikage Kira is a man who only has one goal in life. It’s not to take over the world (Thankfully), it’s not to prove a point to someone atau a group of people, and it’s not to achieve some selfish mission involving lots of dead Joestars. Nope. He just wants to live a quiet and peaceful life in Morioh. Yep, that’s it, really. He just wants to live quietly in Morioh. Oh, and he also happens to be a serial killer who murders young women, takes their hands, and dates them like they were real girls… That’s also a thing. But that’s besides the point. So, Yoshikage Kira just wants a quiet life as a serial killer, but those damn Joestars have to go and ruin it for him. But, he has a solution. Other than having his face removed and changing his identity near the saat half of the series, he has the ability known as Killer Queen. Killer Queen is probably my kegemaran Stand in all of Jojo. Killer Queen has the ability to turn anything it touches into a bomb. Once the bomb is activated, it will destroy anything that touches it and will vaporize them as if they weren’t ever there. That is what makes it pretty threatening. But that’s just the beginning. Killer Queen also has the secondary bomb, Sheer hati, tengah-tengah Attack, a kinda sorta Stand that blows up anything that gives off heat from a far distance, allowing Kira to leave Sheer hati, tengah-tengah Attack there to kill anyone in that area as he goes on with his usual day. He can just be drinking coffee as Sheer hati, tengah-tengah Attack is blowing up some pesky Morioh kids. But the final attack of Killer Queen is Bites the Dust, an ability that allows Killer Queen to rewind time sejak an jam when someone learns of Kira’s identity, blowing up that person and killing them in the process so no one can know his name. But what I Cinta about Kira is not his goal, his powers, atau that sick tembikai hair, but his personality. anda know a lot about this one villain lebih than anda should a villain. He works an office job, what his kegemaran sandwiches are, where he buys his shirts, everything. It makes him feel very human… As human as a serial killer with a anthro cat that blows stuff up gets, but that is what makes Kira a great villain. He isn’t just evil incarnate. He has likes and dislikes like everyone else, which really gets anda thinking… But he is still a serial killer…. So there’s that.

(This is a redo on a review that I was not satisfied with. Please menanggung, bear with me)


When I was a young, stupid little 13-year-old who was new to Anime and hormones, I was looking through some popular Anime that people are fond of. I then came across this one anime, and finally, my hormones and my lust for horror were catered to all at once. Now, as a young, stupid 17-year-old who is experienced with both Anime and hormones, I am not lebih able to talk about this Anime PROPERLY! Seriously, I reviewed this Anime about three times, and I hated all of them. But hopefully, I can be a little satisfied....
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Some time ago, when I played Saints Row IV, there was a scene where Roddy Piper and Keith David were fighting in an alley in a pretty humorous way. I had no idea what the scene was, until I watched this movie. Now it all makes perfect sense. Another John Carpenter movie, as if three this tahun weren’t enough. Thankfully, it’s a good one. Probably one of his most loved of all time. And that movie is the satirical sci-fi horror classic, They Live.





The movie follows a drifter sejak the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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Back in the 1950’s, there was a movie sejak the name of The Thing from Another World. It was really cheesy and kinda silly, but it was a decent movie. Probably outdated today. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched it in years. So, in the 80s, John Carpenter, who worked on the Halloween movie, had started working on a remake, and thank god that we get to talk about a good remake on here. Probably my personal kegemaran remake out of all of them. That remake is The Thing, and it definitely is a thing alright. A good thing… Did I Really write that?





So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed sejak the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror Filem before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror Filem of all time… In my opinion anyway.



The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are anda excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their Friends heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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About some time lalu back in the tahun 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games anda can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, anda may just strike emas at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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I've always been a good speller. Some people just have the knack while others struggle their whole lives to spell even the most rudimentary words. With the advent of the internet came widespread apathy towards proper spelling. I'd just assume sertai the masses but I'm sure I'd never forgive myself—not after everything that's happened. Allow me to explain.

In sixth grade there was a spelling bee at my elementary school. Long story short—I won. It wasn't fair, really, considering the fourth and fifth graders were involved, but I didn't let empathy masam the moment. My classmates were thrilled...
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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have anda ever wanted to yell at people older than anda sejak calling them little faggots? Well, now anda can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if anda buy the DLC, anda get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO anda CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run sejak assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it anda would never be able to find it unless anda went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with anda over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of cendawan drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent penyu people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end sejak the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the komen-komen section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope anda enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the tahun 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even lebih powerful than...
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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if anda don’t do something about it, I’ll force anda to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like anda can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about epal, apple pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. anda and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as anda don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have anda ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who berkata that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The seterusnya day, John was...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found sejak Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the tahun 1927, there is a small island town in New York named fox Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run sejak a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran sejak one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across fox Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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