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Ben the Hobo-Killer - As Ben played through Tony Hawk's Underground, all of his time was spent running into the homeless residents of New Jersey. Due to this, Nik and Ryan have decided that, due to Ben's higher social class, he is trying his hardest to lower the poor population in America. Just like George belukar, bush would've wanted.

Brother Jugglin' - A term coined sejak Nik during his time playing SoulCalibur V. Due to his hatred of Patroklos, due to his awful use and how he spams attacks as a CPU, he resorted to kicking him when playing as the character's sister, Phyrra. This caused Patroklos to constantly stay in the air. Nik would continue to kick Patroklos in the air as a way to beat him in fights. So far, it hasn't failed him yet.

Catherine - Catherine is a game sejak Atlus released in 2011. Nik really enjoyed the story and was happy to never spoil it, and states that, since Katherine (With a K) wears glasses, she is clearly the better of the two choices (Even though he can't deny that Boss is the best Catherine girl). But Nik, knowing that Catherine (With a C), being voiced sejak Laura Bailey, the same voice as Rise from Persona 4, he knew Ryan's kegemaran would be Catherine. Because of this, he has done everything he could to ignore Catherine, talk shit to her on texts, and try to tell her to get off Vincent's dick, despite her wanting it so badly. Nik has done everything he could to keep this Fantasi away from Ryan at all costs.

The Cringe - The Cringe is a creature created sejak Nik and Ben a long time ago. berkata to only spawn from the most toxic of locations, like a dumpster atau a Undertale Reddit forum. When the Cringe has gained all the necessary bile and grim it needs, it spawns into a hideous creature. No one knows what the Cringe looks like, as those who have seen it have died, cringing to the point their skull cracks. It is rumored that only one so unbearable to be around can stare at The Cringe without suffering. If need be, Nik and the other's have agreed to have Collin look at it.

Demon Dick - A phrase created sejak Nik whenever Ravyn is brought up in anything. Whenever a demon atau devil is anywhere in sight, Nik expects Ravyn to be there. This is due to Ravyn's insane obsession over the character Mephisto from the Manga and Anime Blue Exorcist. Nik believes that Ravyn would go for any demon, and not just Mephisto, despite knowing it would probably make her mad. Nik has once planned to send Ravyn a copy of Dante's Inferno for the PS3, as the game contains the devil with his massive penis showing, along with art of Mephisto to help keep her at bay, as he knows the salt would build up in her slowly.

Dragonborn - Due to Nik owning the Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim without having to buy it, he has used this as a way to consider himself a bigger Skyrim peminat than Ravyn. Ravyn has told him to go fuck himself (Though used in different words). Nik has only used this once, but does hope to continue to use it just to anger Ravyn.

Mississippi - One of the American states and utama state of Jade_23. Nik has described Mississippi as being 50% racism and homophobia, 20% poor education, 15% Klan meetings at the local KFC, 10% Trump signs, and 5% Jade's Salt Farm. Every time the conversation of stupid white people are brought up, Nik is always quick to say that it is in Mississippi. Though some may consider this offensive, Nik believes that they will one hari see just how shit Mississippi is, which shouldn't take too long.

Muppet Bayi Edition - A term used sejak Nik to describe a scene, usually in flashback, in stories that tunjuk the characters in present time as children atau even infants. This is usually used to tunjuk a events that made the characters who they were, atau some relevance to the present. However, this spawned from the game Final Fantasi VIII, where not only did nothing happen in their childhood, but it ended up making the story of Final Fantasi VIII worse, and making this a Final Fantasi game that Nik hated until Final Fantasi XIII came along. Nik uses Muppet Bayi Edition as a way to describe pointless child flashbacks.

Parkinson's - Nik's hate of the SoulCalibur character, Patroklos, continues. Due to his utter hate towards him, what with him being egotistical as hell, killing innocent people for being suspected as demons, but spares his sister, because she's different, and even though he is told that they were not demons, it really does nothing to him atau the story, and he doesn't progress as a character, and just being a terrible character to play as. Due to his poor character development and his painful play style, and the fact that Nik has a hard time remembering his name, Nik has called him Parkinson's, because, not only is it easier to remember, but being around him physically hurts Nik. Parkinson's has now joined the likes of Kenny and Sparro in the Trashman.

Qar Quest - A name Nik and Ben came up due to Ben constantly misplacing his car in busy parking lots. This came from a time when Nik and Ben were out on a sunny hari that suddenly turned to shit with a thunderstorm, and they were out looking for his car for half an hour. It was only after they went to the opposite side of the building did they find his car. That same night, they almost spent another thirty minit looking for it, before thankfully using their heads, as well as the car alarm.

Revengeance - Nik's new kegemaran tajuk for anything after playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Due to the absurd and over-the-top action, such as, but not limited to, sword fighting with a Metal Gear, fighting a man named Jetstream Sam, fighting a woman with multiple robotic arms, dodging a massive amount of thrown vehicles, aiding a robot dog with a chainsaw, fighting a terrorist with massive scissors, and fist fighting a U.S. senator, Nik as been constantly seen being childishly excited every time he plays the game, and has deemed it as one of his kegemaran Metal Gear games, despite being the furthest thing from a Metal Gear game.

Sk8ter Master B. 8ter - A character not created sejak Nik, but sejak his friend Ben. A one tahun old baby who is prone to extreme growth hormones. So extreme, he is capable of walking, talking, having the appearance of a sixteen tahun old, and understanding how to kill a man. Due to Ben not being a pro skater (Like Nik), most of his time was spent murdering the homeless and trying not to eat shit while impressing Chad Muska. In the end, Master B. 8ter died doing what he loved: Using his skating tricks to lower poverty rates- sejak killing the homeless.

Supa-Killa-Chan - The first character created in SoulCalibur V, all the character recommendations sejak Ryan. She is a bubbly Anime girl with purple hair, large breasts, and the want to kill everything, like all Anime girls. She has a habit of stabbing all the guys in the dick, and has a huge crush on all the guys. Ryan has stated that Supa-Killa-Chan would be voiced sejak Laura Bailey. Later that night, Nik erased Supa-Killa-Chan, erasing her from the world forever and ending Ryan's stupid dreams.

Tillon Uppercut - Nik's created character in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. A Nord who came to Cyrodiil just to get some eggs, he was locked up for reasons even he doesn't understand. After leaving the kingdom's emperor to die in the sewers (The fate of all kings), Tillon began his journey across Cyrodiil, murdering the fiercest mudcrabs and talking mad shit about the lord Dagon for being, what he describes as, Goro's retarded cousin. Tillon got the name Uppercut due to constantly breaking all his swords, and would result to using his fists. Some say he closed an entire gate to Oblivion just sejak using his fists. It is berkata that he could have taken Battle-Axe Torkus (But those are different timelines, so fuck it). After defeating Dagon, Tillon decided to stay in Cyrodiil, because everyone, while a little dumber, were way nicer than the assholes of Skyrim. He would later go on to win the Arena tournament sejak pushing the Arena's grand champion into a suicidal depression in order to win. No one would ever know of this. He continues to justify all his murders to this day.
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Point and Click horror games were always a kegemaran of mine. Sure, the gameplay is HORRIBLY limited, but they always managed to tell such interesting stories and have some creepy and disturbing monsters and images. Games like Sanitarium, Darkseed, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream (NOT FUCKING FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S) were all Kegemaran of mine. However, the game that started the point and click horror craze and launched horror games into the mainstream was a little SNES game, that was so disturbing and violent that it never got released in America until a few years later. That game we now...
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So it should come as no surprise that I like fighting games. Am I a pro that can go to EVO and beat all the greatest? Hell no. I am just a passionate peminat who would no doubt get destroyed in online matches. I even like the bad fighting games like Mortal Kombat: Armageddon and Rise of the Robots. But then we get to today’s game, Fighter Within… for the Kinect. I honestly thought Kinect was over and done with after Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor, but nope, it somehow manages to pam out garbage. Leeching off of the 360 in the last stages of its life and then moving on to the Xbox One afterward...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking down street) Goddamn, it is far too hot today
Cody: (Walks by) Hey, Dickface
Wind: Oh, hi seterusnya victim
Cody: What?
Wind: Nothing. Give me a dollar
Cody: Why, I don’t need to give a dollar to some sadistic psychopath like anda
Wind: … Yeah anda do
Cody: Do I at least have a choice
Wind: Do anda think I’m giving anda a choice
Cody: … No?
Wind: See, an idiot like anda can learn (Points a large pisau at him) Now give me a dollar
Cody: Fine (Hands him dollar)
Wind: See, was that so hard (Walks off and heads to soda machine, but someone is in the way)
Man: Let me see
Wind: (Waits...
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Alright, everyone. We’re getting close to the end of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. Today, we’ve got something a bit lebih recent. Only about a few years old from Finland. Man, Eropah loves it’s horror Krismas movies, don’t they? The film is actually an expansion on a short film created in 2003, titled Rare Exports Inc., created sejak the director of this movie, and was made again to expand the movie a little bit lebih to give it a bit lebih of a sort of charm. As charming as Krismas horror Filem get. But, I definitely had a lot of enjoyment out of this silly movie. It may sound stupid...
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Intros are something that is apparent in many things. Be it shows, movies, and of course, video games. Though they may seem not as important, these can easily turn someone away atau leave a pretty dull experience if done poorly. Some games have pretty bland intros, while some don't have any at all. Just a few company logos and then the game starts. But then there are the games that do take anda to the intros that stick with anda for a long time and just make anda want to come back to them, view them every time anda turn the game back on. And it's those intros that I want to talk about today. The...
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Now, after watching that overrated filth that is Cloverfield (I kid, I just like irritating people), I felt like watching another found footage film. Blair Witch Project sounded good, but I had to pass on it. There was Paranormal Activity, but…. I don’t care. But then I remembered that there was another, made sejak the Spanish. And this was something that peaked my interest. The 2007 found footage… zombie? Film, REC



REC follows news reporter Angela and her cameraman Pablo as they film the night shift for a local api, kebakaran station for their late night news show. After getting a call about...
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So, when anda read a fanfic that has some of the worst spelling ever, which is never supposed to be in a story, I die a little. But, this fanfic made me die lebih than just a little. So, I present to anda all a Simpson’s Fanfic, known only as Lisa Get’s Pregnant. anda can’t make that stuff up. The penulis really thought this tajuk was appropriate.
So, we start with some of the worst spelling ever that makes anda think English was not the authors first language. So, the fanfic begins with Lisa and Bart trapped in a cave after snow collapsed on it. There is no reason atau explanation as to how this...
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Okay… So I never actually played much Kingdom Hearts games. I played the first game with my friend, and thought, “Boy, this is fucking stupid, but I liked that gameplay. Maybe if they worked on the Penulisan a little more, I’d try out lebih of this game”. And then I played Kingdom Hearts 2… The Penulisan never got better, but hey, who cares at this point. Let’s talk about how great Kingdom Hearts is.
So I did not play Chain of Memories before going into 2, (Mistake on my part), so I just read a few pages on the plot huraian so I could be less confused, and came to the conclusion...
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Why can’t people ever fix their security in prisons? I mean, for goodness sake, you’d think that after years of people breaking out through the sewage system Shawshank Redemption style, prisons would increase security, atau at the very least, use some stronger cell bars. But, no, they always leave one crack in their prisons to allow prisoners to escape… So, naturally, video games have quite a lot of those. In video games, it seems that getting out of those prisons are as easy as getting out of any. So, today, I want to share with anda all the ten best prison breaks in video games. First,...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hei everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: Remember in the sebelumnya episode how anda berkata we might get killed sejak assassins working for Warner Brothers?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Yes.
Tom: Well that happened to me.
Master Sword: Okay. How are anda still alive?
Tom: Now wait a minute. Did I say that I died? No! anda have to listen man.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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I swear, this is starting to become a common thing. Anyway, here is another senarai of things that disturb me. Whether it’s movies, games, tv shows, and stories, as long as it is disturbing, it can go on the list. So, lets stop wasting time, lets get on with the list.

#10: Seikon no Qwaser - For once, I am going to look away from the creepy kind of disturbing and look over at the weird kind of disturbing. Now, Seikon no Qwaser is easily one of the most screwed up Anime I have ever seen in my life. There isn’t much to say about it other than it is about a boy who gets his special powers sejak drinking...
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#20: Angel Beats



Oh god, this Anime was depressing. The Anime is about a group of students who enter a high school that is a sort of limbo that is made to help the students pass onto the seterusnya world. Here, they rebel against god, and fight against a girl named Angel. Now, if there is anything this Anime does right, it’s its story. It is just so original and something that hasn’t been done before and I Cinta it. Another thing that needs to be pointed out is it’s animation. Sure, some of anda nitpickers out there will say it looks just about the same as any other anime, but then, that...
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#30: Arthur



Here it is. The tunjuk of my childhood. Arthur was about a world of anthropomorphic animals, and the main one being Arthur, who lived in a simple town, and was taught new things, along with his friends. This tunjuk was on the PBS Channel and was made to be an educational show. Again, call me pathetic all anda want, but this tunjuk was amazing. The first time I saw this, I didn’t know how this was an educational show. I didn’t see the thing that I saw on all educational shows where the characters would talk about science, math, words, atau other stuff like that. But actually, this...
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It is no surprise that I Cinta the Persona franchise (And I assure you, I will be talking about the franchise later on this list), and it is clear that it has a ton of dark subjects in those games, but it always comes back to happy days, spending time with friends. And then Catherine comes along to turn those subject matters up to eleven.
Catherine follows Vincent Brooks, a huge loser of a guy who is scared of commitment to his girlfriend, Katherine, with a K. But things start to get real crazy when he starts to experience nightmares where he must climb a tower, and if he dies in the dream,...
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~Activision~
Activision: Hey, guys. How do anda like my new shirt
Wind: Um… it’s exactly the same as yesterday… and the hari before that, and the hari before that
Activision: I know. Isn’t it great?
Wind: Come on, Activision. anda have so much money. Why not try something new
Activision: Because doing the exact same thing always makes me popular

~Atari~
Atari: (Sitting in a box) Got any change?

~Bethesda~
Wind: BETHESDA, WILL anda JUST KNOCK ON THE DOOR INSTEAD OF GETTING STUCK IN IT
Bethesda: (Stuck through the door) Hey, I can’t help that I am all fucked up (Jumps out of the door) (Entire world...
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Animal Crossing: New Leaf Parody One Shot

Rover: (Walks over to Villager) Hello, my names Ro-
Villager: Don’t care
Rover: What’s your name
Villager: My name’s None-of-your-goddamn-business
Rover: Hmm. None-of-your-goddamn-business? What a great name
Villager: I fucking hate anda already. I haven’t even gotten to the new town, and I already want to burn the place to the ground
Rover: So, are anda moving
Villager: Do anda ever shut the hell up
Rover: I ate paint chippings when I was three
Villager: Well, that explains a lot
Rover: …… You’ve ever eaten glass. It’s sharp, but it’s delicious....
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I don’t play a lot of pixel art games. It’s not cause I hate them, it’s just that I never had the chance to experience them. I did play a few NES games and thought, “Yeah, that was okay”, but never anything that really gripped me and kept my attention. But then, something amazing happened. Indie games happened, the best genre of games that everyone should support. And one of the best indie games out there, one that really broke the mold and brought indie games into the forefront, was the classic Shovel Knight
Now, when anda hear indie games, people bring up Shovel Knight as THE...
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Snowflake: Now for some comedy from another pony. It's time to go Under The Arch With Tom Foolery!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy tunjuk that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank anda everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank anda very much.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: And shut up.
Crowd: *Laughing*...
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