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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong Steph?
Stephanie: I feel like Marisa is going to get herself into trouble.
Eula: Oh relax. She'll be fine.
Marisa: *Looking at a man wearing a red baseball topi, cap backwards* I bet anda have a nice cock!
topi, cap Man: *Giving Marisa a weird look*
Addie: Marisa, anda know better than that.
Marisa: What?
Addie: anda gotta get his Friends to sertai you, and get them all to pull out their dicks. Then anda fit as many of them as anda can into your body.
Kat: She's right.

They walk inside.

Marisa: I have sex with lebih men than all of anda put together. Why are anda telling me how to do it?
Addie: I've been doing it longer, and I know how to give men the best time of their lives.

Masuke was nearby with her friends, Molly, Veronica, Theresa, Nicole, and Alinah.

Masuke: Oh is that a fact?

Cassandra & Her Friends turned around to face Masuke, and her group.

Masuke: We do a much better job at getting men laid.
Stephanie: Oh no.
Cassandra: And just how do anda know that?!
Veronica: Because it's true.
Theresa: Who would want anda to ride their cocks?
Marisa: Hey! I'm the sexiest girl ever! Every man wants me to ride their cocks!
Addie: Why don't we have a contest? We'll see who is better at sex.
Alinah: You're on.
Stephanie: *Gulps, closing her eyes as she blushes*

Later, the girls were talking to each other outside of a video store.

Molly: These cameras have 24 jam batteries. anda are required to film yourselves having sex with other men. Once the 24 hours are up, you'll hear a beep from the camera.
Cassandra: I don't think we all need to be reminded on what anda have to do to win.

Everyone except Stephanie laughed.

Stephanie: Addie, I really don't think I should be here. With me, the others are outnumbered. It would be best if I leave, and just do my own thing else where.
Addie: Are anda kidding?
Stacey: We need anda Stephanie. If anda leave, it'll be 6 versus 6, but with you, we'll have the upper hand.
Stephanie: *Nervous* I guess anda will.

As the girls were walking home, they found several men that wanted to have sex.

Cassandra: *Having sex with two men at once* I don't even wear underwear, making it easier for me to fuck anda at once.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while shoving two lebih up her pussy, and ass*
Man 63: This girl is a slut.
Man 45: She really loves getting it on.
Man 88: *Having sex with Eula up the ass*
Eula: *Farts*
Man 88: That made my dick vibrate. It got harder!
Stacey: *Sucking a man's dick while having another one shoved up her ass*
Kat: *Having sex with a man* Oh my freaking god! This is spectacular!
Marisa: *Sucking a man's dick while rubbing two of them with her breasts, and having one up her butt, and vagina*

Meanwhile, Masuke's Friends were doing things similar to what Cassandra, and her Friends were up to.

Fat Pat & Shirtless Shane: *Having sex with Veronica and Theresa*
Shirtless Shane: Here's our cameos that we mentioned earlier.

When the 24 hours were up, the two groups of Friends sat down together at a Chinese restaurant to watch each other's footage. Stephanie was blushing nervously as the other girls exchanged videos.

Masuke: Ha! I beat Cassandra! She only got 21, while I got 24.
Nicole: I got 25.
Addie: 26.
Nicole: What?!
Eula: Oh dear. It looks like I got the least amount with 14.
Veronica: Ha! Oh. I got 27 sejak the way.
Stacey: 26.
Molly: 17. My cat video don't count.

Everyone gave her an odd look.

Marisa: 50!
Kat: 52.
Marisa: *Pouts at Kat*
Kat: What?
Theresa: I only got 37.
Alinah: And I got 65.
Girls: What?!
Kat: How did anda beat us?!
Alinah: Well, anda see.... *Farts*
Men: *Get a hard on, and drag Alinah into the bathroom*

The bathroom shook, and everyone could hear the threesome Alinah was having with the two men.

Masuke: Too bad the contest is already over, otherwise her score would be at 67.
Cassandra: Let's add up our total points, and see which team is the winner.

Cassandra's team got a score of 189. Masuke's team got a score of 195.

Masuke: Haha! We won! Even your sluttiest Friends Marisa, and Kat couldn't beat my girl.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: I seriously need to step up my game.

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have anda in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 22, 2017

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Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let anda know what'll happen in the seterusnya episode.
Fat Pat: seterusnya up in taco Bell. Alinah goes to a new fast Makanan restaurant with Eula.
Shirtless Shane: And anda don't want to know what happens next! Get your gas masks!! *Puts on a gas mask*
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the baru-baru ini years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Penulisan behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and sertai the ranks of washed up directors like...
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anda know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the Filem for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent bukit franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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On the 3rd Day, Nik was able to finally level up Mercury from the ugly Quilladin to the epic Chesnaught. After hours of grinding, many trips to the Pokemon Center, and a town's worth of dead Pokemon in their wake, Mercury had finally reached his final stage of evolution and became the walking tank, Chesnaught

After the Great Grind of Route 11, Bone Thug was able to evolve into a Marrowake. Nik planned to evolve lebih Pokemon, but he eventually got bored and moved on, thinking he grinded enough.

Reflection Cave showed no Pokemon, sadly. The cave was not without some joy, however, as both Kurt Cobain...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems, where we look at some of the most obscure games to see if they deserve lebih attention atau if they should be forgotten about. Today, we will be looking at an very obscure game. Now, this game was so obscure, that it’s Wikipedia page is incredibly lacking. Like, wow, Beyond Good and Evil and Jet Set Radio Future were obscure, but at least they had useful Wikipedia pages (And yes, I know this shows how little my credibility is, but anda gotta remember that you’re talking to a person who reviews obscure games. anda just gotta take what information...
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Oh man, clichés. Usually, these exist in many forms of media, such as books, movies, anime, and in this special case, video games. And there are quite a lot of them….. And sometimes, that is not a good thing. Whenever a cliché is used constantly, it begins to get old… FAST! And I believe that video games have used bad clichés to death. I already talked about some terribly annoying ones in my past list, but this time, I got some new ones I want to talk about. Now, before I begin, here are some rules. These are clichés that only bother me. They may not be bad to you, but to me, I just...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.

Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter bungkus, balut Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and...
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GTA is the closest we have ever gotten to a game based on reality… atau is it. As it turns out, there is a lot of moments in GTA that makes some of us notice how none of that can happen in real life. So, without any further delay, here is the five things in the Grand Theft Auto franchise that actually isn’t that real

#5: Everyone Can Fly Planes atau Helicopters - Now, this is lower because some of these the characters are justified when it comes to flying planes atau helicopters. Niko from GTA IV was in a war, and I am sure he flew a helicopter at one point atau another, and Trevor from GTA V was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. applejack was at Sweet epal, apple Acres with Big Macintosh. Instead of being brother, and sister, they are married, and Applebloom is their daughter.

Applejack: *Looking at all of the trees in her orchard* Man, that's a lot of trees out there.
Big Macintosh: *Uninterested* Eeyup.
Applejack: I'll have my work...
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Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with pelangi, rainbow Dash, and we were going to alih into a very nice house sejak a cupcake, kek cawan factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the batang of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What anda really want...
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(And now imej don’t work. This mixed with the inconsistent schedule, it’s like everything abut SWERY bulan is fucking cursed. But it wouldn’t be truly SWERY related if there wasn’t a few technical hiccups here and there)

Oh man, it’s the game I was the most excited to talk about on here. I’m gonna level with you, everyone. When I played through Deadly Premonition, I didn’t get the appeal at first. I just thought it was a weird game with some charming dialogue and a decent setting. I was not super impressed with it like everyone else was. Sure, I grew on it eventually, obviously...
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Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY bulan marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The seterusnya review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed sejak lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can alih on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...
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Ah yes, Jenga, the fun childhood pastime of playing with a set of wooden blocks, because someone was just that bored. I never played much of the board game when it was at its peak of popularity. I was lebih of a CandyLand kid. Aw yeah, coming up on the Kandi Cane Forest, motherfucker! But, I do understand the basic concept of the game, stacking bricks to make a tower and pulling them out and making sure it doesn’t topple over. What I don’t understand is making a full game for the Wii and selling it at full retail price. Who made this game and why would they make it. Oh wait, it’s an Atari...
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In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much lebih interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way lebih fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this senarai is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-



*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!

Several years lalu I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA sejak the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I Cinta Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
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#1:SULLIVAN:
As anda already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..


#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)


#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..


#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..


#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..


#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

A detective sejak the name of Hal Moore suffers from mental depression and thoughts of suicide. After the death of his daughter, where he chose to save his drowning adopted son in hopes of trying to save them both, his son, Andrew, has been quiet and developed a sense of cruelty, assaulting and threatening other children and harming animals. His wife, Michelle, has grown to hate Hal after their daughter’s death, blaming him for not saving her and has become an alcoholic and started cheating on him. Though Hal does believe this, he still does what he can to help others. This has lead him...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER (nightmare on Elms jalan spoof):
Most of Freddy's most disturbing traits are replaced sejak his immature behavior.
for example, he refuses to kill Nancy till she becomes scared of him, when she starts getting, simply bored.
Freddy goes around quoting every line he EVER had in the actual movies, and also using Petikan from other Filem (though he denies it and claims it's HIS quote).
Due to this "new" personality, it's possible that only reason he's killing people in their sleep, is because he "can" kill us in our sleep..


#2: RICK GRIMES (Walking Dead spoof):
The complete opposite...
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What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I Cinta Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one tahun old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, anda should at least give a game some time to age before anda remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people berkata is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are anda remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*

???: what is it?

Henry: hello Simon

Simon: Henry! anda still wearing that tux?

Henry: every chance I get

Simon: heh... oh... anda brought soldiers

Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?

Marcus: no idea...

Henry: anda seem calmer since the last time a saw you...

Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are anda here?

Henry: we need anda back

Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!

Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.

Simon: why don't fight your own war!

Henry: anda are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.

Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach anda

Henry: anda and I both know that he still has some sanity left...

Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...