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Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they alih forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: Really? You've done it again!!! Whatever, let's just get the back to back episodes started.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the Krismas pokok in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their Makanan can enjoy the arcade with some Krismas spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a bintang though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David: *Laughs* I don't think Mr. Nut would approve.
Mr. Nut: Why not? If she wants to be on bahagian, atas of the tree, I say let her. Only towards the end of your shift though, because that way, anda can let David, and myself manage on our own without any problems.
Liz: Okay.

As the three went back to work, Wayne walked in.

Wayne: Another busy night, huh fellas?
David: Yep.
Liz: Want your usual?
Wayne: Sure. *Sees Kevin, and Liam, and walks towards them. He sits down at their table* anda two sit here a lot. Why don't anda start dating?
Kevin: Oh, anda can do better than that.
Liam: I thought you'd stop pointlessly insulting us after we helped anda stop Parker from running the library.
Wayne: Trust me, I'm very glad anda stopped Parker from running that place, but I'm still going to insult you.
Kevin: For what reason?
Wayne: *Thinks* I don't know. *Looks at the Krismas decorations* I'll be back tomorrow. *Leaves*
Liz: *Arrives with chicken wings, and bawang rings* Where's Wayne?
Kevin: He left.
Liam: We didn't order anything yet, so we'll take those off your hands.
Liz: Thanks. *Puts the plate down* I'll be back with the check.
Kevin: Before anda do that, get us some extra fries, and two root beers.
Liz: On it.
Liam: Good call.

After leaving The Nut House, Wayne was watching The Santa Clause with Miss. Heart.

Wayne: Honey.
Miss. Heart: Yes?
Wayne: Do anda feel like we're lacking any decorations?
Miss. Heart: Not really. Why?
Wayne: *Looks around the house, seeing no Krismas decorations* If we had any, we would have set them up sejak now. I did tell anda I was going to The Nut House tomorrow, right?
Miss. Heart: No.
Wayne: Well now I did. anda wanna sertai me?
Miss. Heart: I can't. I have the library.
Wayne: Oh. Right. See anda when anda get back then.

seterusnya day.

Mr. Nut: *Walks out of his bedroom, and goes to the balcony. He looks down at the many shapes, and inanimate objects enjoying his restaurant, and arcade. He looks to the right, and sees Wayne standing seterusnya to the Krismas tree*
Wayne: *Takes three silver balls off of the Krismas tree* There we are. All we need now is a tree.
Mr. Nut: *Walking down the stairs*
Wayne: *Sees Mr. Nut, and puts the silver balls in his pockets*
Mr. Nut: *Arrives* Well, I see anda like our Krismas tree.
Wayne: Yes sir, that's a mighty fine tree.
Mr. Nut: *Examines the tree* Hang on. Didn't we put lebih silver balls on the tree?
Wayne: anda mean you're missing some?
Mr. Nut: I'll have to talk to David. Perhaps he forgot to put them on.
Wayne: I hope that's the case.

Kevin, and Liam walked in. They sat down at their usual table.

Kevin: For Liz's sake, I hope Wayne doesn't leave right after he orders again.
Wayne: *Passes Kevin, and Liam, and goes through the door*
Liam: Looks like he's not ordering at all.
Mr. Nut: *Stops seterusnya to them* Hello boys. What can I get anda tonight?
Kevin: Let's try those chicken wings, and bawang wings wtih fries again.
Liam: Okay.
Mr. Nut: Coming up.
Kevin: Hey, before anda go, how long has Wayne been here?
Mr. Nut: I don't know. Last time I saw him, he was looking at the pokok in the arcade.
Kevin: He left without ordering anything.
Mr. Nut: *Puts his hand on his chin as he thinks*
Liam: Are anda thinking what we're thinking Mr. Nut?
Mr. Nut: Maybe. I'll double check with David first, then we'll talk to Wayne.

Mr. Nut sat down at Kevin, and Liam's table.

Mr. Nut: David put them all out. It was Wayne.
Kevin: We need to stop him in the act.
Liam: We're not here everyday, but you, David, and Liz can take turns at watching out for him.
Mr. Nut: We will do that.

Wayne returned to his house.

Wayne: *Puts the silver balls on a shelf above the fireplace* Once we get a tree, we'll have these three become the first decorations to go on it.
Miss. Heart: Where did anda get them?
Wayne: I found them. What else do anda want to ask me?
Miss. Heart: Oh nothing. I'll be waiting for anda in bed. Don't disappoint me.
Wayne: I'll be there soon. I just need to plan what else we need.

seterusnya morning.

Mr. Nut: Wayne could come back any minute. We will take turns watching the decorations in this arcade, and make sure that he doesn't take anymore. I will take the first shift.
David: Okay.
Liz: Let's get ready for work then.

Mr. Nut waited, and waited. He sat in a chair for one hour, and Wayne didn't arrive. He even spent the saat jam of his shift playing Tetris on a gameboy.

David: *Steps in front of Mr. Nut* hei boss.
Mr. Nut: *Stops the game* Yes?
David: Liz suggested that I take over for you.
Mr. Nut: Oh, thank anda David. *Stands up, and walks away*
David: *Sits down in the chair*

But David got bored after 30 minutes, and was playing Fast & Furious Super Cars.

Wayne: *Walks in, and looks at the dozens of shapes, and inanimate objects sitting at tables, eating* It should be busy here today. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. *Walks to the arcade*
Liz: *Walks out of the kitchen, and puts a plate of lempeng, penkek down on a table* Enjoy your pancakes. *Spots Wayne*
Wayne: *Sees David playing F&F Super Cars* lebih decorations are mine. *Sees a Krismas banner*
Liz: *Sees David* Come on David, turn around. He's right there! *Walks closer to the arcade*
Wayne: *Puts his hands on the banner* This will be a merry Krismas after all.
David: *Sees a reflection on the screen of his game, and turns around* Wayne!!
Wayne: *Takes the banner, and runs*
Liz: *Trips him*
Mr. Nut: *Comes out of his room, and looks down at Wayne* Well done David, and Liz.
Wayne: What do anda want?!
David: We want all of the decorations anda took from us.
Wayne: Those three silver balls? What for?!
Liz: If anda wanted them, anda should have asked us.
Mr. Nut: *Stops seterusnya to Liz* If anda don't give us those decorations back, I will call the police.
Wayne: Fine anda can have your stupid decorations back.
Mr. Nut: Thank you. Now put that banner back up.
Wayne: Okay.

Ending Theme: link

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one lebih minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See anda later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seterusnya to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head sejak her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front sejak his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit sejak her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, atau beaten up sejak floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from December 15, 2016

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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: hei Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings anda here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground.
Liam: Listen, I found a pentagon.
Kevin: Like David, atau different?
Liam: She's purple.
Kevin: Ah. anda think she's the one to be your valentine?
Liam: anda better believe it. I do. Let's hope she does.
Kevin: Do anda know her name?
Liam: No, but I will ask her.
Kevin: Alright, best of luck to you. *Pats Liam on the shoulder as he walks away*

Kevin never was interested in Valentine's Day, but he was hoping the best would come Liam's way.

Kevin: I mean, what's the point? To send flowers, and cards to a girl you'll immediately forget about the hari after. Only to remember her two months later, and get your face slapped. *Spots something, and opens his mouth*
merah jambu Circle: *Running towards Kevin*
Kevin: On the other hand... I can act like a fool every now and then.
merah jambu Circle: *Smiles as Kevin as she passes him*
Kevin: *Watches the bulatan run down the path* Oh my god. I think I saw a sparkle come from one of her teeth. *Shakes his head* What am I saying? *Continues to walk down the path* I'll probably never even see her again.

When the hari turned to evening, Kevin decided to have makan malam, majlis makan malam at The Nut House.

David: How are anda Kevin?
Kevin: *Gives him a thumbs up*
David: Your usual?
Kevin: Whiskey with a chilly dog.
David: Okay. *Goes to the kitchen*
Liz: How is it out there?
David: Kevin is the only customer for the time being.
Liz: Something tells me you're not happy with that.
David: Kevin is the one that's not happy. He doesn't even want his usual.
Liz: Should I talk to him?
David: If anda think anda can help him, go for it.
Liz: *Walks out of the kitchen, and to Kevin*
Kevin: *Looks up* Oh, hei Liz.
Liz: Everything alright?
Kevin: I don't know. anda got some time to spare?
Liz: Sure.
Kevin: Why don't anda take a seat, and I'll explain what's going on.
Liz: *Sits down seterusnya to him*
Kevin: I don't usually like Valentine's Day, but I found someone.
Liz: Tell me about her.
Kevin: She looks like me, only in pink.
Liz: *Nods*
Kevin: That's all I know. I know it sounds ridiculous, but I want to find her, and be with her.
Liz: Is that her there?
Kevin: *Turns around, and sees the merah jambu bulatan he saw at the park* Yes. *Sweating*
Liz: I'm actually Friends with her. Want me to get her for you?
Kevin: I-uh, I need some time to calm down first. *Gets up, and heads to the bathroom* And tell David to switch my order to my usual, if it's not too late.
Liz: I'm on it.

Inside the bathroom, Kevin was staring at himself in the mirror.

Kevin: *Sighs* Kevin, anda have never acted like this before. anda have seen lots of women here. Why act different over this one? Just go over to her, act normal, and ask her to be your valentine. It should be very easy, but first I need to use the bathroom. *Walks into a stall*

When Kevin returned from the bathroom, he saw the merah jambu bulatan looking at him.

Kevin: *Blushing*
merah jambu Circle: *Winks at him, wagging her finger, signalling him to come over*
Kevin: *Walks over to her*
merah jambu Circle: I heard from Liz anda wanted to see me.
Kevin: Yeah.
merah jambu Circle: anda looking for a valentine?
Kevin: I think I just found her.
merah jambu Circle: And I just found mine. *Gives him a Ciuman on the cheek*
Kevin: *Blushing as he smiles*
merah jambu Circle: *Writes down her address* Come over here tomorrow at 9:15.
Kevin: Yes ma'am.
merah jambu Circle: I gotta go now. *Stands up, Ciuman Kevin on his other cheek*
Kevin: *Watching her leave*

As he sat down at his table, he noticed David bringing out his usual.

David: One hamburger with pickles, and onions, and a Miller Light.
Kevin: *Sees David set down the plate* Thanks, but anda didn't get the Miller Light.
David: *Chuckles* Not yet.
Liz: *Arrives* Well Kevin, how did it go?
Kevin: Excellent. *Shows the address* She wants me to meet her tomorrow morning.
Liz: Good for anda Kevin. *Gives him a high five*
David: *Returns with the Miller Light* There anda are my friend.
Kevin: Thanks fellas.

The seterusnya day.

Kevin: *Walks up to the house* This is the place. *Knocks on the door*

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merah jambu Circle: *Opens the door, and is wet with two towels covering her head, and body*
Kevin: anda could have gotten dressed first. I don't mind waiting.
merah jambu Circle: *Pulls him in*
Kevin: Whoa!!

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one lebih minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See anda later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seterusnya to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head sejak her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front sejak his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit sejak her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, atau beaten up sejak floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from January 23, 2017

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Wayne: *Listening to the music* Again, I told anda to use something different! Who keeps disobeying me?!?!?!
Kevin & Liam: *Walk up seterusnya to Wayne*
Kevin: Guilty as charged.
Wayne: I should have known.
Liam: *Chuckles* anda need to lighten up.
Kevin: Yeah, have a sense of humor.
Wayne: Just leave me alone. *Walks away*
Kevin & Liam: *Singing along to the song* Somebody has to be us!
Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the peminat-peminat tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. anda don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...
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Yet another fanfic about a tunjuk I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A tunjuk in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popular stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the tunjuk named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...
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What do anda get when anda take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... anda get Dipper Goes to taco Bell
You can tell just from Membaca that tajuk that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off sejak saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the tunjuk a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the tunjuk is, atau who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this tunjuk yet. Anyway, the fanfic...
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#1:

Saten: (a tahun atau two ago) Excuse me. I'm looking for the owner this business?

Mare: Wait though there (points at Master Swords office)

Saten: (starting going in).

Master Sword: (hiding behind wall) Come on. Come on.

Saten: (walks in) Excuse me I-

Sword: (tackles him and start violently beating him up)... (stops).. Sorry. (pants). I thought anda were the mafia.

Saten: N No I'm Saten Twist.

Sword: Who?

Saten: I've been asked to interview you.

Sword: Interview!?. (eyes narrow) Well. anda can't interview a dead man now CAN YOU! (jumps out the four story window, and ends up going into ambulance, and he...
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So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those Filem and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing lebih than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...
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So let’s talk about Grand Theft Auto… Okay, this is not gonna be easy to discuss. I never really enjoyed the gameplay of IV atau even V. I think it was too real, if that makes any sense. It felt weighted down, and just kinda dull for me. I like the characters, I like the story, and I like the witty humor and satire of the modern world, but man, was the gameplay not doing it for me. But then I went back and tired out some older GTA games from the past, and yeah, this is definitely what I prefered. And let’s start with one of my favorites, Vice City.
The story is simple if anda watched...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to another edition to Whatever Happened To... , where we look at gaming’s biggest flops, failures, and flub ups. And today, we’re all bitches! According to gaming’s biggest burnout, John Romero. And anyone who knows about worst games ever, knows exactly what we’re gonna be talking about. The N64 hype disaster, 2000s Daikatana.



Daikatana is an infamous game, for many reasons, and follows the story of feudal Jepun in the future, rival clans, and the evil sword that is way lamer than Soul Edge, Daikatana. Before we talk about what a steaming pile of cow...
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Okay, let me just get this out of the way, right now. The Devilman run is one of the silliest things I think I've ever seen. I can't handle looking at this without laughing. It's the stupidest thing ever and I Cinta it. But, that aside, let us discuss the Netflix original anime, Devilman: Crybaby, and why people have gotten so excited when talking about it.



Devilman: Crybaby is a ten episode Netflix original anime. Now, there haven't been much Netflix original animes. Including this one, there's about... three.... One of them being Neo Yokio. Oh, now that's true terror. Anyway, Devilman:...
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~A Desire of Knowledge~
*Benny was sitting at his desk, the lab that he sat within sejak his lonesome was dark except for the single computer in front of him, lingering over him, the glare hitting his face as he worked in the night. The cool, autumn wind blew through the open window and brushed against him as he continued to work. A strange phenomenon was going on in the world of science. A strange artifact was found floating amongst space. It was something that no one on their own could tell what it was. The thought of what it could be drove Benny to utter hysteria, as he was obsessed on finding...
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Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, anda finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, anda shouldn't be tortured sejak the reboot. I'm going to tell anda the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...
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Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. anda know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with anda all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy...
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hei THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS tunjuk NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS tunjuk IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS tunjuk IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of anda with the flu who think anda got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...
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Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, anda know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some Rawak Pokemon in the rumput atau something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, anda looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at anda like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge anda to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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Komoli: Hey, anda want to play my game
Link: Uh... no
Komoli: Please, play my game........ No one does. Please play it
Link: Fine...... Give me fifty rupees
Komoli: Okay
Link: Really?
Komoli: Yeah, I don't give a shit. As long as anda play my game
Link: Okay (Plays game) Well, this was... a surprisingly fun game
Komoli: Hey, thanks. Hey, can anda help
Link: And I was just starting to like you
Komoli: I need anda to go and find my new employee. His names Baito
Link: Okay
Komoli: anda can't miss him. He's outside... and he's the only guy here other than anda who isn't a bird person
Link: Got it
(Later, outside)
Baito:...
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Nate: (Helps Emma into the car)
Emma: (Dials number on phone)
Chris: Oh, come on. I thought anda went in to get your stuff back)
Nate: Chris, this is serious
Chris: I am being serious
Nate: Nevermind, we got to get to a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan place
Chris: Well, I have a suggestion.
Nate: Do anda really atau are anda just being stupid as usual
Chris: No, totally serious. It's a place owned sejak Mickie
Nate: anda mean your pot dealer
Chris: I never berkata he was clean. I just berkata the place was safe
Nate: For Gods sake- Fine
Emma: (On phone) Hey, dad. Things are really bad here
Nate: (Dad...... Oh crap. Right. Him)

(January 12th........
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Everyone, I have good news and bad news. Good news is that we are at the last of the Sonic.EXE series......... The bad news, is that this one is the worst of the bunch..... IT's Sally.EXE.... ugh.
So, it starts with this guy saying he never watches Sonic Televisyen shows, however his kegemaran character is Sally, a character who only appears in the television. Wow, not even ten saat in and I hate this story already.
Also, I like to point out that this story takes notes from Sonic.EXE, in other words, its the same fucking thing as Sonic.EXE, just with Sally. It is literally the same fucking...
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King of Red Lions: We did it Link. We collected all eight pieces
Link: ABOUT TI- (Ahem) I mean, about time. So now what
King of Red Lions: Now we head back down to the sacred realm
Link: Now wait, before anda do this, anda should warn me when your going to go into- (Boat goes under water)

Link: GODDAMN IT
King of Red Lions: Anyway, anda should check on Zelda
Link: Oh, right. How long has it been exactly
King of Red Lions: Um............. about a week
Link: ............... oh shit

Link: Tetra, are anda still alive
Tetra: It's about time. I've been stuck in this goddamn place for weeks. I'm cold, hungry, and...
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