After going back to my Best and Worst Dark Souls bosses, I really wanted to try out this senarai again. I didn't have many games with enough bosses before, but now I feel that it is the best time to try and bring this up again. And what better game to look at than a Platinum game. Platinum games are known for having some of the best boss fights in video games... Most of the time. But when they do it right, god, do they do it right. and Madworld is no exception. It has some of the craziest bosses for a beat 'em up game. It's not the weirdest bosses Platinum has made, that would be Bayonetta, but they're weird in their own way. Some of them work, while others... Not so much. And that is what I am going to talk about today with anda all. Because, damn it, I want lebih people to play this game. It deserves some recognition. We'll start with the worst for now.
5: Rin Rin
Howard : "And here comes Rinrin, the fantastic kung-fu queen. Kreese, didn't the two of anda have a thing a while back?"
Kreese: "If sejak "thing" anda mean a 5 minit fight that left me spitting teeth and pissing blood, yeah, then we had a thing."
Okay, so Rin Rin isn't that terrible of a boss. I can think of others that are way worse, which is why she is not higher. But the lebih I looked into her actual fight, the lebih I realized that it wasn't really that good. Her fight consist of her constantly blocking your attacks, no matter what anda do. anda could swipe at her with your chainsaw all day, but anda will not get anywhere. The only way anda can ever hit her is if anda perform a power struggle atau throw bombs at her. It's a damn shame, too, that her fight is so mindlessly simple and kind of boring after a while, because she manages to have some good qualities. She has a very cool power struggle, almost sexual in a way, and her theme song, anda Don't Know Me, is one of the catchiest in the game in my opinion and really fits her personality well. Rin Rin is far from a terrible boss, but just a very basic one. I can at least say that she was used better in another game, Anarchy Reigns, where she was able to become a playable character, along with her two sisters, so thank god for that. But, as a boss, I just find her boring.
4: Little Eddie
Kreese: "You know what I don't get? I don't get why they call him Little Eddie when he's so fucking big."
Howard: "I think its supposed to be ironic."
Kreese: "...What?"
Howard: "You know, the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning, usually a humourous atau sardonic literary style atau form."
Kreese: "...You got beat up in school a lot, didn't you?"
Howard: "...Yes."
Okay, here's another boss that isn't terrible. Little Eddie, being the first boss of the game, isn't that bad. He gets the job of first boss done easily, but maybe a little too easily. He manages to grab hold of anda easily, and just lets anda do power struggles, while he will rarely hit you. He feels lebih like a roadblock that bleed when anda try to get it out of your way, and may get a free hit in, but that's a big maybe. Little Eddie does get the job done as a first boss, I understand that. He is far from a terrible boss. Honestly, he may be better than Rin Rin in some cases, but I think that it's lebih fun to try and stagger a boss when they block as they try to fight you, than a boss that stands there and may fight anda while anda just chip away at their health. I'm sorry that I am not finding much terrible bosses, but that's probably a good thing. Madworld has so few terrible bosses. But don't worry, because now we'll start to get to the real bad ones.
3: Martin
Kreese: "I hate this son of a bitch, Martin. The guy's a giant robot controlled via remote control sejak some fat fuck chicken-shit too scared to fight for himself."
Howard: Why do they let him do that?
Kreese: "Uh, probably cause he's got a giant killer robot."
Howard: "Makes sense."
Now this is a boss that I can hate on. While not annoying, Martin is just boring. Despite being a giant robot that anda have to fight, you'd think it would be lebih fun than this. But instead, anda are not allowed to go near the robot. anda have to avoid it, else anda will get destroyed for even attempting to try and fight it up close. Your only way of fighting it is grabbing hold of a rocket launcher and blasting it away. While that sounds fun, it isn't here. anda are resorted to slower movement and a single button to push as anda slowly watch Martin's health drain until anda eventually run out of rockets. It could have been fun, hell, we did get a fun boss fight with a giant robot in Metal Gear Rising, but clearly, we didn't get it here. And trust me, the finisher isn't much better. All it does is just explode in a generic fashion. What's Madworld known for? It's fountains of blood. Not a single drop of blood is spilled in this boss fight. There are a lot of fun fights with giant robots. This is not one of them.
#2: Frank
Howard: Oh yeah. Frank! I remember anda fighting this guy in the '07 games. He had his hand so far up your keldai anda looked like an adorable hand puppet!
Kreese: Yeah, well they took the largest chunks off a bunch of dead fighters and stitched them together to make this electric motherfucker. Yeah, he's dumb as a box full of blondes, but stronger than shit with a punch that'll zap the keldai off ya! Clumsy fucker, though. Jack can take him if he fights smart and fast!
Frank is probably one of the coolest looking redesigns of the Frankenstein's Monster I've ever say. Okay, I wanted to bring that up... Because that is where the compliments end for this boss. Everything else is terrible. Frank is a giant boss that can swipe his fist across the stage, and unless your dodging it constantly, anda will get hit sejak it. And sometimes, he will hit anda with an electric punch that anda can't dodge, and will cause massive damage. But you'd better be careful not to get knocked into the water, because if anda do, he will begin to electrify the water for massive damage. The only way out is to run to dry land as fast as possible or, if your a coward, like me, backflip your way out. But if anda thought the bad news ended there... You're wrong. Frank will then make a beeline for his chair and begin to heal himself. Other bosses like Elise could heal themselves, but slowly, very little, and only if anda made a mistake and let it happen. Frank can heal almost half his health and all anda can do is attack him to try and keep him from regenerating less health. He will still get health back, no matter what, so all anda can do is try to keep him at the lowest amount anda possibly can. The only bright side is that his finisher is one of the hardest to watch in the game, but that just makes it better.
1: The Shamans
Howard: Here come the Shamans
Kreese: The Bleeding hati, tengah-tengah whine that bulu is murder, and in this case, they're abso-fucking-lutely. This pack of mangy motherfuckers chewed my keldai off in the '04 games. And to this day, I still shit a little crooked. When anda hear their howl, get ready for a rabid mauling from the whole savage pack
Howard: I didn't know anda shat crooked
Kreese: Little bit. Little bit
If anda thought that it couldn't get worse, well first, pay attention to the numbering. Second, anda were wrong. Frank, while annoying and cheap, functioned, gameplay wise. The Shamans are not only annoying and cheap, but they are broken as hell. First off, their stage, Mad Castle, is a mess, filled with glitches where your controller doesn't work, and for this level only, and a mini-boss that can insta kill anda easily. Then come the Shamans to just add an extra bad taste into your mouth. They can overwhelm anda in saat and constantly attack anda and get in the way as anda try to attack the leader of the group, will always run away from you, and don't even bother with the power struggle. Unless anda are a hundred percent sure that your controller is working, anda will end up failing when anda clearly alih the controller in the right direction. It also doesn't help that the Shamans will hit anda with attacks when anda clearly dodged the attack sejak a mile off. Every other boss on here was either too easy, boring, atau annoying, but they functioned. They behaved the way they were programmed to. For whatever reason, The Shamans break all rules and manage to screw anda over with non-functioning controls, and it will piss anda off, even when anda are able to best them afterward. The Shamans are annoying, and unlike other bosses, don't function. Long story short: Fuck Mad Castle!
Alright, with that out of the way, let's focus on some bosses that are lebih fun.
5: Jude the Dude
Howard: "So this is the cowboy's tenth time in a battle. He's become a regular peminat favorite, with his flashy moves and lightning-fast quick draw."
Kreese: "Howard, I hate that prick! When we fought, that dirty bastard kicked me with the spurs and tore my scrotum."
Howard: "Hm."
Kreese: "Y'know, my nuts unravled like two balls o' yarn. Y'know how fuckin' long two balls o' yarn is?!"
Jude the Dude is the saat boss in the game, and one of the hardest if anda aren't prepared. He rides around the stage, skating on his spurs as he takes pot shots at anda and hit anda with quick kicks from his spurs. He is very quick, and if anda aren't prepared, he will easily kill you. He's quite a wake up call from the fight with Little Eddie, that's for sure. The finisher is probably my kegemaran in the game, where anda take Jude's Pistol and shoot him until he is nothing but a skeleton. But the best part about him is how much content there is around him, even going outside the boss fight. Jude is the only boss to have a cut death scene, where instead of being shoot into a skeleton, his Pistol would be rammed inside his rectum and he would be launched into the sky. Yeah, that's not uncomfortable. It is also believed that he is Death Blade, the terrible mini-boss of Mad Castle, since they both skate around the area. Even MadWorld has it's terrible game theories.
4: Shogun Kokushimusou
Howard: This is what we've been waiting for, folks
Kreese: Put the kids to bed, because we don't want them to see this.
Howard: Did anda really want them to see anything up to this point?
Kreese: Shit, why not? Don't want to raise a society full of pussies
Howard: Now we're in for a fight
Kreese: Fucking A. It's time for the big boys to dance
Howard: Just like the great gladiators of ancient Rome, these two men will enter the arena and clash in hand-to-hand combat for nothing lebih than the entertainment of the rich and powerful
Kreese: Where the fuck did that come from?
Howard: I read it on a greeting card once
This fight is way lebih epic, not for the boss fight, per say (Which is still good), but for the stage it takes place in. The level beforehand was probably one of the best in the game, with hundreds of surprises from ninjas atau motorcycle enemies to hundreds of ways to kill them. But the fight with the Shogun makes the level, probably the best one in the game. anda have to dodge his buzz saw staff, while each power struggle anda succeed at causing his armor to fall apart until he is left with nothing but his samurai mask. But as anda continue to fight, the stage around anda and the Shogun will begin to burn, turning the level into a burning inferno. Once anda have taken out all of Shogun's health, he will jump up onto the roof, where anda will follow and finish him off on bahagian, atas of the dojo roof in the snow sejak impaling him on a spike. The level beforehand had tons of hype, and the crazy boss fight mixed with brilliant level Rekaan just made the fight that lebih incredible to me.
3: The Masters
"Kreese: Aw Man. Thunder and Sun, the fucking Father and Son geek team. They take all that pissed off "I have no social skills, and can never get laid." energy, and channel it into those wienie-ass hate sabers, that they wave around like they were at a fucking Si-Fi conventon.
Howard: I believe they referred to them as 'electroblades' when they carved their initials on your pancreas in your last matchup?
Kreese: What the fuck ever, at least I don't live in my mom's basement, atau in the case of Geek Jr. Grandma's basement. "
Originally, I always considered this boss to be the best, aside from the final boss, but I found a new favorite, really. But that doesn't mean The Masters are any less amazing. They entire fight is a parody on bintang Wars, with anda fighting a clear similarity to Jedi Knights with lightsabers, atau electroblades, and attack anda with the Force, atau in their case, electromagnetism. They will both come at anda after one attacks, meaning anda will need to watch them as they attack you. It sounds cheap, but anda will be able to predict it so it never feels unfair if they do hit you, making it a little lebih fair. They will also begin to launch objects at you, which can it anda if anda aren't careful, but gives anda some free hits if anda are fast enough. They will even lift up heavy objects, where anda will have to throw them off anda and even slice a truck in half as they throw it at you. And the finisher has anda shove your chainsaw through ones chest and use their electromagnetism to smash the other against the walls before finally killing them. The Masters was probably one of the most Dark Souls-esque bosses on this senarai just for how challenging they can be in numbers, and it managed to somehow be better than most of Dark Souls 2's duo bosses... Yes, I berkata it.
2: Herr Frederick Von Twirlenkiller
Kreese: "This is the airhead that blew my keldai away in the Cuba Games. I still have a collapsed lung from that match!"
Howard: "Jeez!"
Kreese:"Now I have to smoke twice as much weed to get high."
Let me tell anda right now, just the appearance of this boss made me know that this would be one of the best in the game. From the sight of him to the threatening tone of his boss theme, Bang. Von Twirlenkiller uses the machines on his arms to create massive tornados that carry him across the stage and uses them as projectiles as anda rush towards him. When anda do run up to him, it becomes a fist fight, where he will even launch himself towards anda with tiny tornados. During the power struggle, anda are able to rip off one of his arms and even use it as a weapon, but that doesn't even stop him from fighting. He will just balance himself on his other arm to deliver a spin kick to you. Even with one arm, he is able to fight anda for a good amount of the fight. Once anda cut his other arm off in another power struggle, anda will launch him into the air and use his own arm to grind him up with a tornado and win the boss fight. Little Eddie was a decent first boss, and Jude the Dude was a great saat boss, but Von Twirlenkiller was the true boss that let anda know that this was when the bosses get good. Aside from Martin... And Frank... And The Shamans- The majority of them would be good, anyway. Also, side note, Von Twirlenkiller is apparently the bassist in a band, called "The Wind Breakers". Yeah, there's a bit of Madworld Trivia for you
(THE seterusnya ENTRY WILL BE SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL BOSS OF MADWORLD! STOP Membaca IF anda DO NOT WANT THE GAME SPOILED FOR YOU!)
1: The Black Baron
Howard: "Jack has climbed a mountain of bodies to reach this, the pinnacle of the DeathWatch competition! Here in this amazing stadium in front of a bloodthirsty crowd of the city survivors, Jack will face his final foe in the ultimate fight for the championship!"
*Kreese: "There can be only one Number 1 in this fight to the death!"
Howard: Well, duh. It's a mathematical fact there can only be one Number 1!"
Kreese: "For the last fucking time, NOBODY berkata THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!"
Together (singing): "I BLAME OUR SCHOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!"
Throughout the entirety of Madworld, The Black Baron was just a character that introduced the mini games for Madworld, The Bloodbath Challenges, where he would always be beaten sejak his... assistant to tunjuk anda how the game works, but would always come back to tunjuk anda the seterusnya one. So imagine everyone's surprise when they found out he was the final boss and Rank 1 in Deathwatch. The Black Baron will fight anda without any weapons atau any cheap tricks. He will fight anda in a boxing ring, and only fight anda with his fists, giving anda a few quick punches. On your side, anda have the Geisha's that Jack saved from the dojo, while The Black Baron has his assistant ready to beat anda with her bat if anda are knocked out sejak the Baron. His boss theme, Look Pimpin, is one of the most chill and catchiest songs in the game, about how Jack is cramping the style of the Baron and the Baron wanting to bitchslap Jack. But once he has Lost half of his health, the Black Barron becomes furious, and nowhere is it lebih clear than when Look Pimpin' changes to the song So Cold. The song becomes something lebih dark and threatening, and the Black Barron changes as well, where he has become pissed off. He now has lightning fast punches, an electrifying dive kick, and crazy rocket punch, and can create a black hole that will suck anda up and send anda into the crowd for massive damage, even end up as a one hit kill if you're unlucky. But when the final power struggle starts, with anda both delivering punches to the others face, before anda launch the Barron out of the stage, but is brought back for anda to continue the beat down. Finally, anda finish the Barron off sejak launching him into a giant dart board. The Black Barron is one of my kegemaran final bosses in video games, simply just because of how a boss went from a simple hand-to-robotic-chainsaw-hand fight to a crazy battle with the other gaining insane superpowers. I Cinta this fight, and the Black Barron will always be my kegemaran boss in Madworld. And I am so happy he is playable in Anarchy Reigns. That just made me happy inside
5: Rin Rin
Howard : "And here comes Rinrin, the fantastic kung-fu queen. Kreese, didn't the two of anda have a thing a while back?"
Kreese: "If sejak "thing" anda mean a 5 minit fight that left me spitting teeth and pissing blood, yeah, then we had a thing."
Okay, so Rin Rin isn't that terrible of a boss. I can think of others that are way worse, which is why she is not higher. But the lebih I looked into her actual fight, the lebih I realized that it wasn't really that good. Her fight consist of her constantly blocking your attacks, no matter what anda do. anda could swipe at her with your chainsaw all day, but anda will not get anywhere. The only way anda can ever hit her is if anda perform a power struggle atau throw bombs at her. It's a damn shame, too, that her fight is so mindlessly simple and kind of boring after a while, because she manages to have some good qualities. She has a very cool power struggle, almost sexual in a way, and her theme song, anda Don't Know Me, is one of the catchiest in the game in my opinion and really fits her personality well. Rin Rin is far from a terrible boss, but just a very basic one. I can at least say that she was used better in another game, Anarchy Reigns, where she was able to become a playable character, along with her two sisters, so thank god for that. But, as a boss, I just find her boring.
4: Little Eddie
Kreese: "You know what I don't get? I don't get why they call him Little Eddie when he's so fucking big."
Howard: "I think its supposed to be ironic."
Kreese: "...What?"
Howard: "You know, the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning, usually a humourous atau sardonic literary style atau form."
Kreese: "...You got beat up in school a lot, didn't you?"
Howard: "...Yes."
Okay, here's another boss that isn't terrible. Little Eddie, being the first boss of the game, isn't that bad. He gets the job of first boss done easily, but maybe a little too easily. He manages to grab hold of anda easily, and just lets anda do power struggles, while he will rarely hit you. He feels lebih like a roadblock that bleed when anda try to get it out of your way, and may get a free hit in, but that's a big maybe. Little Eddie does get the job done as a first boss, I understand that. He is far from a terrible boss. Honestly, he may be better than Rin Rin in some cases, but I think that it's lebih fun to try and stagger a boss when they block as they try to fight you, than a boss that stands there and may fight anda while anda just chip away at their health. I'm sorry that I am not finding much terrible bosses, but that's probably a good thing. Madworld has so few terrible bosses. But don't worry, because now we'll start to get to the real bad ones.
3: Martin
Kreese: "I hate this son of a bitch, Martin. The guy's a giant robot controlled via remote control sejak some fat fuck chicken-shit too scared to fight for himself."
Howard: Why do they let him do that?
Kreese: "Uh, probably cause he's got a giant killer robot."
Howard: "Makes sense."
Now this is a boss that I can hate on. While not annoying, Martin is just boring. Despite being a giant robot that anda have to fight, you'd think it would be lebih fun than this. But instead, anda are not allowed to go near the robot. anda have to avoid it, else anda will get destroyed for even attempting to try and fight it up close. Your only way of fighting it is grabbing hold of a rocket launcher and blasting it away. While that sounds fun, it isn't here. anda are resorted to slower movement and a single button to push as anda slowly watch Martin's health drain until anda eventually run out of rockets. It could have been fun, hell, we did get a fun boss fight with a giant robot in Metal Gear Rising, but clearly, we didn't get it here. And trust me, the finisher isn't much better. All it does is just explode in a generic fashion. What's Madworld known for? It's fountains of blood. Not a single drop of blood is spilled in this boss fight. There are a lot of fun fights with giant robots. This is not one of them.
#2: Frank
Howard: Oh yeah. Frank! I remember anda fighting this guy in the '07 games. He had his hand so far up your keldai anda looked like an adorable hand puppet!
Kreese: Yeah, well they took the largest chunks off a bunch of dead fighters and stitched them together to make this electric motherfucker. Yeah, he's dumb as a box full of blondes, but stronger than shit with a punch that'll zap the keldai off ya! Clumsy fucker, though. Jack can take him if he fights smart and fast!
Frank is probably one of the coolest looking redesigns of the Frankenstein's Monster I've ever say. Okay, I wanted to bring that up... Because that is where the compliments end for this boss. Everything else is terrible. Frank is a giant boss that can swipe his fist across the stage, and unless your dodging it constantly, anda will get hit sejak it. And sometimes, he will hit anda with an electric punch that anda can't dodge, and will cause massive damage. But you'd better be careful not to get knocked into the water, because if anda do, he will begin to electrify the water for massive damage. The only way out is to run to dry land as fast as possible or, if your a coward, like me, backflip your way out. But if anda thought the bad news ended there... You're wrong. Frank will then make a beeline for his chair and begin to heal himself. Other bosses like Elise could heal themselves, but slowly, very little, and only if anda made a mistake and let it happen. Frank can heal almost half his health and all anda can do is attack him to try and keep him from regenerating less health. He will still get health back, no matter what, so all anda can do is try to keep him at the lowest amount anda possibly can. The only bright side is that his finisher is one of the hardest to watch in the game, but that just makes it better.
1: The Shamans
Howard: Here come the Shamans
Kreese: The Bleeding hati, tengah-tengah whine that bulu is murder, and in this case, they're abso-fucking-lutely. This pack of mangy motherfuckers chewed my keldai off in the '04 games. And to this day, I still shit a little crooked. When anda hear their howl, get ready for a rabid mauling from the whole savage pack
Howard: I didn't know anda shat crooked
Kreese: Little bit. Little bit
If anda thought that it couldn't get worse, well first, pay attention to the numbering. Second, anda were wrong. Frank, while annoying and cheap, functioned, gameplay wise. The Shamans are not only annoying and cheap, but they are broken as hell. First off, their stage, Mad Castle, is a mess, filled with glitches where your controller doesn't work, and for this level only, and a mini-boss that can insta kill anda easily. Then come the Shamans to just add an extra bad taste into your mouth. They can overwhelm anda in saat and constantly attack anda and get in the way as anda try to attack the leader of the group, will always run away from you, and don't even bother with the power struggle. Unless anda are a hundred percent sure that your controller is working, anda will end up failing when anda clearly alih the controller in the right direction. It also doesn't help that the Shamans will hit anda with attacks when anda clearly dodged the attack sejak a mile off. Every other boss on here was either too easy, boring, atau annoying, but they functioned. They behaved the way they were programmed to. For whatever reason, The Shamans break all rules and manage to screw anda over with non-functioning controls, and it will piss anda off, even when anda are able to best them afterward. The Shamans are annoying, and unlike other bosses, don't function. Long story short: Fuck Mad Castle!
Alright, with that out of the way, let's focus on some bosses that are lebih fun.
5: Jude the Dude
Howard: "So this is the cowboy's tenth time in a battle. He's become a regular peminat favorite, with his flashy moves and lightning-fast quick draw."
Kreese: "Howard, I hate that prick! When we fought, that dirty bastard kicked me with the spurs and tore my scrotum."
Howard: "Hm."
Kreese: "Y'know, my nuts unravled like two balls o' yarn. Y'know how fuckin' long two balls o' yarn is?!"
Jude the Dude is the saat boss in the game, and one of the hardest if anda aren't prepared. He rides around the stage, skating on his spurs as he takes pot shots at anda and hit anda with quick kicks from his spurs. He is very quick, and if anda aren't prepared, he will easily kill you. He's quite a wake up call from the fight with Little Eddie, that's for sure. The finisher is probably my kegemaran in the game, where anda take Jude's Pistol and shoot him until he is nothing but a skeleton. But the best part about him is how much content there is around him, even going outside the boss fight. Jude is the only boss to have a cut death scene, where instead of being shoot into a skeleton, his Pistol would be rammed inside his rectum and he would be launched into the sky. Yeah, that's not uncomfortable. It is also believed that he is Death Blade, the terrible mini-boss of Mad Castle, since they both skate around the area. Even MadWorld has it's terrible game theories.
4: Shogun Kokushimusou
Howard: This is what we've been waiting for, folks
Kreese: Put the kids to bed, because we don't want them to see this.
Howard: Did anda really want them to see anything up to this point?
Kreese: Shit, why not? Don't want to raise a society full of pussies
Howard: Now we're in for a fight
Kreese: Fucking A. It's time for the big boys to dance
Howard: Just like the great gladiators of ancient Rome, these two men will enter the arena and clash in hand-to-hand combat for nothing lebih than the entertainment of the rich and powerful
Kreese: Where the fuck did that come from?
Howard: I read it on a greeting card once
This fight is way lebih epic, not for the boss fight, per say (Which is still good), but for the stage it takes place in. The level beforehand was probably one of the best in the game, with hundreds of surprises from ninjas atau motorcycle enemies to hundreds of ways to kill them. But the fight with the Shogun makes the level, probably the best one in the game. anda have to dodge his buzz saw staff, while each power struggle anda succeed at causing his armor to fall apart until he is left with nothing but his samurai mask. But as anda continue to fight, the stage around anda and the Shogun will begin to burn, turning the level into a burning inferno. Once anda have taken out all of Shogun's health, he will jump up onto the roof, where anda will follow and finish him off on bahagian, atas of the dojo roof in the snow sejak impaling him on a spike. The level beforehand had tons of hype, and the crazy boss fight mixed with brilliant level Rekaan just made the fight that lebih incredible to me.
3: The Masters
"Kreese: Aw Man. Thunder and Sun, the fucking Father and Son geek team. They take all that pissed off "I have no social skills, and can never get laid." energy, and channel it into those wienie-ass hate sabers, that they wave around like they were at a fucking Si-Fi conventon.
Howard: I believe they referred to them as 'electroblades' when they carved their initials on your pancreas in your last matchup?
Kreese: What the fuck ever, at least I don't live in my mom's basement, atau in the case of Geek Jr. Grandma's basement. "
Originally, I always considered this boss to be the best, aside from the final boss, but I found a new favorite, really. But that doesn't mean The Masters are any less amazing. They entire fight is a parody on bintang Wars, with anda fighting a clear similarity to Jedi Knights with lightsabers, atau electroblades, and attack anda with the Force, atau in their case, electromagnetism. They will both come at anda after one attacks, meaning anda will need to watch them as they attack you. It sounds cheap, but anda will be able to predict it so it never feels unfair if they do hit you, making it a little lebih fair. They will also begin to launch objects at you, which can it anda if anda aren't careful, but gives anda some free hits if anda are fast enough. They will even lift up heavy objects, where anda will have to throw them off anda and even slice a truck in half as they throw it at you. And the finisher has anda shove your chainsaw through ones chest and use their electromagnetism to smash the other against the walls before finally killing them. The Masters was probably one of the most Dark Souls-esque bosses on this senarai just for how challenging they can be in numbers, and it managed to somehow be better than most of Dark Souls 2's duo bosses... Yes, I berkata it.
2: Herr Frederick Von Twirlenkiller
Kreese: "This is the airhead that blew my keldai away in the Cuba Games. I still have a collapsed lung from that match!"
Howard: "Jeez!"
Kreese:"Now I have to smoke twice as much weed to get high."
Let me tell anda right now, just the appearance of this boss made me know that this would be one of the best in the game. From the sight of him to the threatening tone of his boss theme, Bang. Von Twirlenkiller uses the machines on his arms to create massive tornados that carry him across the stage and uses them as projectiles as anda rush towards him. When anda do run up to him, it becomes a fist fight, where he will even launch himself towards anda with tiny tornados. During the power struggle, anda are able to rip off one of his arms and even use it as a weapon, but that doesn't even stop him from fighting. He will just balance himself on his other arm to deliver a spin kick to you. Even with one arm, he is able to fight anda for a good amount of the fight. Once anda cut his other arm off in another power struggle, anda will launch him into the air and use his own arm to grind him up with a tornado and win the boss fight. Little Eddie was a decent first boss, and Jude the Dude was a great saat boss, but Von Twirlenkiller was the true boss that let anda know that this was when the bosses get good. Aside from Martin... And Frank... And The Shamans- The majority of them would be good, anyway. Also, side note, Von Twirlenkiller is apparently the bassist in a band, called "The Wind Breakers". Yeah, there's a bit of Madworld Trivia for you
(THE seterusnya ENTRY WILL BE SPOILERS FOR THE FINAL BOSS OF MADWORLD! STOP Membaca IF anda DO NOT WANT THE GAME SPOILED FOR YOU!)
1: The Black Baron
Howard: "Jack has climbed a mountain of bodies to reach this, the pinnacle of the DeathWatch competition! Here in this amazing stadium in front of a bloodthirsty crowd of the city survivors, Jack will face his final foe in the ultimate fight for the championship!"
*Kreese: "There can be only one Number 1 in this fight to the death!"
Howard: Well, duh. It's a mathematical fact there can only be one Number 1!"
Kreese: "For the last fucking time, NOBODY berkata THERE'D BE MATH!!!!!"
Together (singing): "I BLAME OUR SCHOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSS!"
Throughout the entirety of Madworld, The Black Baron was just a character that introduced the mini games for Madworld, The Bloodbath Challenges, where he would always be beaten sejak his... assistant to tunjuk anda how the game works, but would always come back to tunjuk anda the seterusnya one. So imagine everyone's surprise when they found out he was the final boss and Rank 1 in Deathwatch. The Black Baron will fight anda without any weapons atau any cheap tricks. He will fight anda in a boxing ring, and only fight anda with his fists, giving anda a few quick punches. On your side, anda have the Geisha's that Jack saved from the dojo, while The Black Baron has his assistant ready to beat anda with her bat if anda are knocked out sejak the Baron. His boss theme, Look Pimpin, is one of the most chill and catchiest songs in the game, about how Jack is cramping the style of the Baron and the Baron wanting to bitchslap Jack. But once he has Lost half of his health, the Black Barron becomes furious, and nowhere is it lebih clear than when Look Pimpin' changes to the song So Cold. The song becomes something lebih dark and threatening, and the Black Barron changes as well, where he has become pissed off. He now has lightning fast punches, an electrifying dive kick, and crazy rocket punch, and can create a black hole that will suck anda up and send anda into the crowd for massive damage, even end up as a one hit kill if you're unlucky. But when the final power struggle starts, with anda both delivering punches to the others face, before anda launch the Barron out of the stage, but is brought back for anda to continue the beat down. Finally, anda finish the Barron off sejak launching him into a giant dart board. The Black Barron is one of my kegemaran final bosses in video games, simply just because of how a boss went from a simple hand-to-robotic-chainsaw-hand fight to a crazy battle with the other gaining insane superpowers. I Cinta this fight, and the Black Barron will always be my kegemaran boss in Madworld. And I am so happy he is playable in Anarchy Reigns. That just made me happy inside
