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Jerry: *Pulling a freight train with Jesse*
Parker: *Yawns while stretching his arms* Why can't we do this tomorrow?
S.B: Tomorrow is Sunday. We have to do this today because it's called Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Parker: Whatever, I'm going to bed. *Walks back into the house*
Blossom: He was supposed to be the host.
S.B: What?!
Mabel: Who do we get now?!

Everyone started to freak out and cause chaos until Mily arrived.

Mily: Why does everyone fight with each other when I come over?
S.B & Others: *Staring at Mily*
Liam: Good question.
Red: Can anda host tonight's episode?
Mily: Me?
S.B: Yes you.
Mily: Yay! *Blows her whistle in excitement*
Buttercup: I guess we got our answer.
Mily: Yes anda do. I'm Mily from Trainz, and I'm hosting again. Here's our lineup.

8 PM - Now

Ponies On The Rails - TV-MA
The Nut House - TV-G

8:30 PM - Later

Gran Turismo - TV-PG
Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls - TV-G

S.B: Thank anda Mily.
Mily: You're welcome. *Winks*

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 39

Hijacked

March 1, 1954

It was a breezy, but sunny day. Red Rose was resting in the switch tower waiting for a freight train to arrive. She was listening to a song while doing so.

Song: link

Red Rose: *Singing to song* Weeeeeeeel. I got a woman. Way over town. That's good to me. Oh yeah.
Orion: *Bringing freight into yard*
Red Rose: *Sees freight, and turns signal red*
Orion: *Passes red signal*
Red Rose: Wait. What is he doing?
Orion: *Jumps out of train*
Red Rose: Oh my god.
Orion: I did it! I'm going to get fired for leaving a train while it's in motion!

The train crashed, and Red Rose turned off the music.

Red Rose: Orion, what were anda thinking?!
Orion: My jobs keep getting switched around, and I still want to get fired! So I decided to jump out of that train, and let it crash into a row of freight cars.
Red Rose: Sometimes, I envy you, but not this time. This time, I think anda have completely Lost your mind. Wait until Pete hears about this.
Pete: *Arrives* Did somepony say my name?
Red Rose: *Points to derailed train* Look what Orion did.
Pete: *Sees derailed train* Jesus christ.
Orion: Does this mean I get fired?
Pete: No, anda should already know that anda can't get fired on purpose. I am suspending anda for two months.
Orion: Well, it could be worse.
Pete: How?
Orion: A chemical car could roll down the hump, crash into another train, and explode.

In the background, a chemical car crashed into another train, and exploded.

Pete: I am not saying another word to anda again.
Orion: Fine sejak me.

Hawkeye, and Stylo were at the station. They were going to take a passenger train to Las Pegasus.

Hawkeye: anda know what I saw yesterday?
Stylo: What?
Hawkeye: I saw Coffee Creme Ciuman Gordon on this train. I remember the hari before yesterday that our french mare didn't want anypony to know that they were planning to get married.
Stylo: What are anda thinking?
Hawkeye: Gordon offered a fake ring that looked like a real one.
Stylo: Ooh.
Coffee Creme: Gordon, I'll see anda later. I need to get to the train yard, and get on a train with Metal Gloss.
Gordon: Have fun.
Coffee Creme: *Leaves station*
Gordon: Gentlecolts, may I sertai you?
Hawkeye: Oh please Gordon, not while we're waiting.
Gordon: It's not like I wanna beat anda up atau anything. Let me sit with you.
Hawkeye: Oh, what the heck? Go for it.
Gordon: *Sits down, and flicks Stylo*
Hawkeye: Hey, what are anda doing?
Gordon: Tormenting Stylo.
Stylo: Big mistake. *Kicks Gordon off bench*
Gordon: Fine. Be that way! anda failed the test for being my friend. *Leaves*
Hawkeye: Jeez. What's next, the mafia attacks?

Gunshots could be heard in the background.

Stylo: anda had to say mafia attack.
Hawkeye: Relax, it's probably coming from Sherman Hill.
Stylo: anda think they would stop after Gordon drove that tank towards them.
Pete: *Running from trainyard* Get in the station, now!
Hawkeye, and Stylo: *Gets in station*

Soon, everypony was in the station. Outside, it looked like a ghost town.

Hawkeye: What happened?
Pete: Some gangsters showed up, and killed Red Rose!
Stylo: Did they really?
Orion: Sad, but true.
Pete: Wait a minute. Where's Snowflake?!
Snowflake: *arrives at station* They nearly shot me, but I got here as fast as I could.
Orion: Well at least you're still alive. They killed Red Rose.
Coffee Creme: Now what do we do?
Hawkeye: I don't know about you, but I think you, and Gordon should continue with your marriage.
Gordon: How did anda know?!
Hawkeye: A little bird told me.
Coffee Creme: anda were spying on us.
Hawkeye: It's not really called spying when anda pass the newly wedded ponies in another train without knowing they would be there.
Pete: Alright. Let's just turn on the radio, and see what happens. *Turns on radio*
Radio Pony: This just in, A Union Pacific freight train has been stolen sejak gangsters. It is heading for Denver, and will most likely have all the goods taken out for their mafia.
Pete: That's it. We're leaving Cheyenne.

When Hawkeye heard Pete say that they were leaving Cheyenne, he was angry.

Hawkeye: Oh no no no no no. We are not just letting those slime ball gangsters just take everything here away from us. Who here agrees with me?
Everypony: *Staying silent*
Hawkeye: Come on. Somepony has to agree with me.
Coffee Creme: anda know what? You're right. Those gangsters shouldn't take this place.
Hawkeye: Percy, do anda agree with us?
Percy: Uh, I don't know if I wanna get involved.
Hawkeye: How about we push anda out of the station, and they shoot you?
Percy: Okay, I agree.
Pete: Well. anda three enjoy staying here if anda want, but we're leaving.

And like that, the ponies left Hawkeye, Coffee Creme, and Percy in the station.

Coffee Creme: Uhm, Pierce? What exactly are we going to do?
Hawkeye: Hide here, and call the police.
Percy: That's it? That's all we're going to do?
Hawkeye: That's all we can do.
Radio Pony: We have a helicopter watching the action in the Cheyenne train yard, and another train is getting hijacked.
Coffee Creme: I forgot, the radio is still on.
Percy: Can we at least do something to prevent those trains from getting stolen?
Hawkeye: Sure, we can think of something.

Meanwhile, five miles east of Cheyenne.

Pete: *Driving supply truck* We need to find a good spot to create another station.
Gordon: *sees abandoned school building* How about that building over there? It's close enough to the train tracks.
Pete: Good thinking. *Drives to school*
Mares: Excuse me. What are anda doing here?
Pete: Finding a new station for my railroad. anda probably didn't notice, but the old one in Cheyenne is being attacked, and the mafia keeps hijacking our trains.
Mare: Alright. We'll let anda have this building for 2,000 dollars.
Pete: Alright, Gordon, pay them.
Gordon: No way. This is my money, and I am not paying a bunch of bitches for an abandoned school building.
Pete: Do it!
Gordon: Fine *Gives money to mares* Enjoy.
Mare: *Leaves*
Pete: Now we just got to build another train yard. Get to work on that, I'll go back to Cheyenne.
Gordon: *gets supplies out of truck*
Pete: *Drives truck to Cheyenne*

At Cheyenne

Mafia Ponies: *Hijacking locomotives*
Hawkeye: Police? Have anda stopped the mafia yet?
Sargent: No we haven't.
Hawkeye: Well, why don't anda double your fucking effort?
Sargent: We're doing the best we can.
Hawkeye: Bullshit. *Hangs up*
Coffee Creme: Now what?
Hawkeye: I don't know.
Pete: *arrives* We found another station five miles from here. Are anda sure anda don't want to come with us?
Hawkeye: Yes. Frenchy, and Percy are staying.
Pete: Okay. *Leaves*
Percy: Why did anda say that? I don't wanna stay.
Coffee Creme: Neither do I.
Hawkeye: The more, the merrier.
Percy: All we're doing is watching the mafia steal all of our engines.
Hawkeye: They'll have to stop eventually. When they do, we'll take one from here, go to Denver, and bring them all back here.

The End

On The seterusnya Episode of Ponies On The Rails

We continue where we left off.

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Mily: We'll get to that episode seterusnya Saturday. Here's an episode of The Nut House.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 13: The Snowman

There was sixteen inches of snow in Frenchtown. All of the talking inanimate objects, and talking shapes were either happy, atau extremely annoyed. Those who weren't annoyed had fun either building snowmen, snow angels, atau having snowball fights with big forts.

Kevin: *In a cemetery with Liam* Try this area, just for one minute. I promise you, anda won't be disappointed.
Liam: It's too vacant. The whole purpose of a snowball fight, is not only the fight itself, but to have lebih people sertai you, even if they're complete strangers.
Kevin: I've had many snowball fights here before. Trust me, lebih people will come eventually.
Parker: *Walking towards Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: I'm afraid eventually just occurred.
Kevin: *Looks at Parker* What does he have in store for us now?
Parker: So, anda thought anda could take my spot, did you?
Kevin: This is where I usually build my fort, yes.
Parker: Not for a fort, but for a snowman.
Liam: There are many other spots for anda to do that, why waste your time with us?
Parker: Because I am going to tunjuk everybody in town, that I can make the biggest snowman ever.
Kevin: With, atau without any help?
Parker: Without, obviously.
Kevin: Then we'll leave anda to it. *Walks away with Liam* We'll head away from the tombstones, and go in the grass. We'll have lebih room there anyway.
Liam: The big tombstones would have made things lebih challenging, that's for sure.
Kevin: Yeah, that's what I was hoping for.
Parker: *Making the bottom portion of the snowman* Here we go. This'll be very big.
Kevin: *Building his snow fort* anda think Parker will make an assumption about us destroying his snowman?
Liam: Yes, but I'm sure he'll destroy it himself.
Kevin: I was thinking the same thing. I'd really like to help him though. Getting along with him for once would do him some much needed justice.
Liam: If he'll let us.

Parker finished building the bottom section of the snowman. He was rolling up a 2nd snowball which would eventually become the head.

Kevin: My fort's done.
Liam: So is mine. We'll take a break, let lebih snow fall down, and get lebih ammunition later.
Kevin: *Chuckles* I wonder how Parker's doing.
Liam: He's right there.

Parker finished with the head, and placed it on bahagian, atas of the first big snowball.

Kevin: He's missing the middle section.
Liam: It won't be big if he doesn't have all the parts.
Kevin: I wonder if he realizes what he's doing.
Liam: Let's go ask. *Walks towards Parker with Kevin*
Parker: *Puts the hat on bahagian, atas of the snowman*
Kevin: That's a nice hat anda put on your snowman Parker.
Parker: Thanks anda two.
Liam: It's too bad anda forgot a part.
Parker: What are anda talking about? I finished the snowman.
Kevin: There's supposed to be another ball anda put in between the base, and the head. For the arms, and buttons.
Liam: Besides, you'd make the snowman bigger. anda do want to have the biggest snowman in town, don't you?
Parker: *Sighs* All my hard work has gone down the drain.
Kevin: anda can make it easier for yourself. We'd like to help you.
Parker: Maybe I didn't make myself clear. I don't need help. I will do this all sejak myself.
Liam: If anda change your mind, you'll know where to find us. *Walks back to his snow fort with Kevin*
Parker: *Starts rolling up another snowball* What if they are right? *Stops, then looks at Kevin and Liam making snowballs for their fight* What am I saying? *Continues rolling his snowball* I do not need their help.

Kevin and Liam finished building their snow forts. Suddenly, several shapes starting running towards them.

Kevin: What did I tell anda Liam?
Liam: Alright, I was wrong, and I'm sorry.
Kevin: *Looks at the other shapes* Welcome everyone, I see there are six of you. Liam and I will each pick three of anda to sertai our team. Liam, anda go first.
Parker: *Looks at the other shapes with Kevin, and Liam* Oh no. lebih shapes joined Kevin, and Liam? If they get too reckless over there, they could destroy my snowman. On the other hand however, they could give me lebih snow while I'm building, and make the snowman bigger. I'm almost finished, I need to hurry up.
Kevin: Okay, our teams have been chosen. Liam, are anda ready?
Liam: My team and I are ready.
Kevin: Then everyone, take your places, and let the fun begin.

Quickly, the eight shapes got behind the forts, grabbed snowballs, and threw them at each other. Kevin and Liam were right on target along with everyone else.

Parker: *Watching the fight* It is a bit too close, but they're not throwing anything at me, so that's a good sign.

In a few seconds, that began to change.

Liam: We need lebih snowballs.
Yellow Triangle: Wish me luck. *Runs off to get lebih snow*
Kevin: *Throws a snowball at Liam*
Purple bulatan and orange Square: *Throwing snowballs at the yellow triangle*
Yellow Triangle: *Hiding behind Parker's snowman*
Parker: *Finishes his snowman* Finally. *Gets hit sejak a snowball* What the-?
Purple Circle: Sorry.
orange Square: We're trying to hit that yellow segitiga, segi tiga behind your snowman.
Parker: *Gasps in horror*
orange Square: *Throws a snowball* This'll get her!
Parker: *Watching the snowball go towards his snowman* Oh no no no no no!

The snowball hit the bahagian, atas of the snowman, and it fell on the yellow triangle.

Yellow Triangle: *Laughing* Well, anda got me.
Parker: *Sits down in the snow, crying*
Kevin: Time out everyone.
Liam: We'll continue the fighting later. *Walks with Kevin towards Parker* Would anda like our help now?
Parker: No. I can build it again all sejak myself!
Kevin: It won't be easy.
Liam: Especially with your weary muscles. anda worked very hard to build the first snowman, so anda barely have any energy to rebuild it.
Parker: Fine. Help me build the biggest snowman in town.

Ending Theme: link

The other shapes were looking at Kevin, Liam, and Parker. This gave Kevin an idea.

Kevin: We'll all help.

In five minutes, the snowman was put back together.

Parker: Now let's continue the snowball fight!
Others: Yeah!

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one lebih minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See anda later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seterusnya to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head sejak her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front sejak his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit sejak her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit sejak his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, atau beaten up sejak floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from February 8, 2018
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another hari in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I berkata to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, atau insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those Filem that is hated, weather sejak fans, critics, atau the world in general, but anda just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, peminat-peminat were hyped for the seterusnya one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They berkata that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one atau two characters that anda can interact with. However, there are those characters that anda just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If anda like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the senarai because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when anda pick up a rupee atau are fighting enemies, she will always come and give anda Nasihat that anda already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very saat they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a senarai about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN lebih disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the lebih disturbing things in the media, sejak what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when anda think of Pokemon, anda think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered sejak a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes anda test your abilities, giving anda a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, atau is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes anda wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, anda will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack sejak a Porygon,...
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Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes sejak train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are anda doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get anda out of here before...
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Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in Cinta with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...
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Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel kedai was closed at night, as most of the shops in London were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was telah diberi night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of anda that own a Playstation, I'm sure anda know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great bay Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ anda sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. anda see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. anda know what, screw it, I wont soalan the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: labah-labah Zeppelin
The labah-labah Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask anda something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want anda to do this alone. Unless anda want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, anda did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. atau rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade atau Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now,...
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Now, sadly, I never got to finish all the side stuff in this game and didn’t get to experiment with the game much, so sadly, I can’t...
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Now, I’ve probably Lost some credibility among the highterups of the horror community for liking the gorefests that are slasher films. Now allow me to sullididate my place as being a shitbag in the horror community with no chance of ever taken seriously again. Along with slasher films, I also like zombie films. Granted, to a lesser extent to slasher villains. At least there’s some creativity to slasher villains, while most zombies are just the same. But thankfully, we’ll be looking at a film that does things a little differently. That film would be 1985’s Return of the Living Dead.

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Well, here is a film I was never too proud of when I first watched it. I remember watching this film back in middle school. I heard it was among some of the best slasher films out there, alongside Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And yet, when I watched it, I thought it was really lame and overrated and couldn’t understand what people saw in it. But, after watching this movie years later, and getting a new idea on it, what do I think about it now? Well, on Cultober, let’s take a look at the 1996 slasher classic, Scream



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