Song (Start at 0:20): link
Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*
Song: link
Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's tunjuk The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.
Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel
It was a wonderful hari on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped seterusnya to him.
"Good morning Gordon." berkata Thomas. "How are anda on this fine day?"
"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."
"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do anda know when the new engine will be getting here?"
"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.
The seterusnya morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.
"Everyone, meet Sean." berkata Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."
"A pleasure to meet anda all." berkata Sean.
All the engines berkata hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.
"Gordon," berkata Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need anda to carry the express."
"Yes sir," berkata Gordon, and he left the yards at once.
When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.
Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.
'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.
A few minit later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.
"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." berkata the engineer.
"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.
"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"
Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."
"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."
"Is that why anda think I'm here?" Sean asked.
"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"
"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.
"Alright," berkata the conductor, "Let's get a alih on."
Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's bukit with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.
Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the seterusnya station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and anda should know better. He helped anda go up a bukit after anda made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."
"Oh, the indignity." berkata Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.
Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.
"My sebelumnya owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."
"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." itik said.
"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.
"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."
Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are anda telling these engines?" Gordon asked.
"What my sebelumnya railroad was like." Sean told him.
"Sure." berkata Gordon, not believing him.
"Why don't anda believe him?" itik asked.
"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."
"Really?" Gordon asked.
"Sad, but true." berkata Sean.
'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could anda tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.
So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.
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Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 19: Labor Day
Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.
Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few Friends at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice pantai over there.
Parker: *Arrives* Or, anda can see the parade in Flemington.
Kevin: I thought Flemington only had parades for Memorial Day, and Christmas.
Parker: I got the mayor to make an exception this year. Do anda want to know why?
Liam: Because you're a square. Physically, and metaphorically.
Parker: I am not a square!
Kevin: That's right, he's a pentagon.
Liam: Why do anda always lie to us Parker?
Parker: anda think you're really funny, don't you? Well I'm not standing for this. anda will go to the labor hari parade seterusnya Saturday, atau you'll be sorry.
As Parker walked away, Kevin and Liam continued to speak.
Liam: Let's go to Boston. It's further away from that psycho.
Kevin: Labor hari is supposed to celebrate not working. That parade will defeat the whole purpose since people will be working.
Liam: What about all the other places where people will be working?
Kevin: That's their decision. Parker's going to force everyone in Flemington to run a parade that no one wants to do, atau see.
Liam: I wonder what kind of vehicles he's going to have people look at as they go down Main Street.
Kevin: If it's cringe, I'm going to sabotage it.
In Flemington, Parker spoke to the mayor.
Parker: Now listen, I got most of the vehicles, and most of the funding. anda just need to provide the manpower.
Mayor: That's the problem I keep trying to address. Nobody wants to see a parade. It's Labor Day. They just want to relax, and enjoy the time off.
Parker: What better way to enjoy time off than with a parade? I trust you'll find enough shapes to help me run this successful parade.
Mayor: Will it really be successful?
Parker: Try to have lebih of a righteous attitude. This will be great. *Heads for the door* Need I remind anda about the blackmailing?
Mayor: Um, no.
When Parker drove away, he didn't notice a blue Silverado. Kevin parked his truck in front of the court house, accompanied sejak Liam.
Kevin: *Goes with Liam into the courthouse*
Mayor: Labor hari Parade. Nobody in this town has the interest.
Liam: *Walks in with Kevin* We want to talk to anda about a parade.
Mayor: Oh no, anda too?!
Kevin: Wait, we're on your side. The red square anda were just talking to is named Parker. He's trying to force people to run this parade.
Mayor: He berkata he was going to leave that to me.
Kevin: He's lying. He told us he had plans to make this work no matter what it took.
Liam: Do anda know if he's keeping any vehicles in storage for this event?
Mayor: Perhaps. There's a spot where we keep some vehicles.
While driving back to Frenchtown, Parker was feeling pleased with himself.
Parker: *Laughing* This Monday, I'll make people do actual work, therefore menunjukkan everyone what Labor hari is really about. Work.
Song: link
Hundreds of blue squares were playing Muzik as they marched down Main Street. They were rehearsing for the parade Parker wanted to host for Labor Day.
Parker: Good good good.
Tuba Square: *Misses a note, and trips*
Marching Squares: *Fall down*
Stop the song
Parker: Wrong wrong wrong! What was that?!?! I thought anda berkata anda were professionals!
Trumpet Square: Professionals get paid!
Parker: Don't complain, and keep practicing!!
Kevin and Liam went into the garaj where some vehicles were kept for the parade.
Liam: A lot of classics in here.
Kevin: *Looks at a truck with the head of Richard Nixon* Oh god that's scary!
Liam: anda berkata anda were going to destroy it.
Kevin: Wait, I have a better idea.
Parker: *Watching the marching squares struggle* I don't believe this! This should be easy for anda fools!
Kevin: *Driving the truck towards Parker, and honks the horn twice*
Parker: What?! *Looks at the truck* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kevin & Liam jumped out of the truck, and it knocked down Parker's tower.
Kevin: *Walking towards his truck* The rest of your cars have been set on fire. Have fun running your parade now. *Drives away with Liam*
Flute Square: What now Parker?
Parker: The parade is cancelled. Go home.
Ending Theme: link
Liam: Did anda really set all of the cars on fire? I thought we were only doing that if they were *Clears throat* "cancerous."
Kevin: I only berkata that to make him batal his stupid parade.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one lebih minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See anda later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seterusnya to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head sejak her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front sejak his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit sejak her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit sejak his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, atau beaten up sejak floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 12, 2019
Song: link
Thomas: Aight I'mma head out. We're taking the 1st two weeks of February off, so we'll see anda on the 20th. Happy Valentine's Day.
Thomas: *Annoyed as he waits at a station*
Passengers: *Concerned*
Thomas: *Takes off at 200 miles an hour* AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
S.B: *Walks onto the platform with a record*
Song: link
Thomas: *Stops at another station* Ah, much better. Now let's tunjuk The Adventures of Thomas & Friends, and The Nut House.
Episode 1: Gordon, and the new diesel
It was a wonderful hari on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branchline as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped seterusnya to him.
"Good morning Gordon." berkata Thomas. "How are anda on this fine day?"
"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."
"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do anda know when the new engine will be getting here?"
"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.
The seterusnya morning, Sir Tophamm Hat was at Tidmouth Sheds with a silver diesel that had three stripes.
"Everyone, meet Sean." berkata Sir Tophamm Hat. "He is the new engine that I ordered."
"A pleasure to meet anda all." berkata Sean.
All the engines berkata hello to the new engine, except for Gordon. He seemed jealous, and thought that Sean was going to replace him.
"Gordon," berkata Sir Tophamm Hat, "I need anda to carry the express."
"Yes sir," berkata Gordon, and he left the yards at once.
When Gordon got to Knapford station, he noticed the express was a little larger then it normally was. It was seven passenger cars long.
Gordon coupled to the train, and left the station when the signal turned green.
'This may be hard to get up that hill' Gordon thought. It seemed to be easy at first, but Gordon knew he would have a hard time going up the hill.
A few minit later, near the station, Sean was waiting for his first assignment. A engineer came to him.
"Gordon is stuck on the hill, and needs your help." berkata the engineer.
"I'll get on it right away." Sean said, and raced out of the station to Gordon's hill.
"Years of going up this monstrous hill, and I still can't get a train up here." Gordon exclaimed, "Bother!"
Sean soon arrived, "Don't worry Gordon, I'm here to help."
"Oh great." Gordon said, "The engine that Sir Tophamm Hat got to replace me."
"Is that why anda think I'm here?" Sean asked.
"Yes!" Gordon answered. "Everytime Sir Tophamm Hat gets a diesel, they threaten to replace us!"
"I don't want to replace anyone." Sean said, as he coupled to the train.
"Alright," berkata the conductor, "Let's get a alih on."
Sean pushes, as Gordon pulled. Together, they got the train up Gordon's bukit with ease. As they reached the top, Sean uncoupled from the train, and watched Gordon take off.
Later, Sir Tophamm Hat came to see him at the seterusnya station, "Sean is not replacing any engines, and anda should know better. He helped anda go up a bukit after anda made that accusation. As a punishment, you're going to pull freight trains for three weeks."
"Oh, the indignity." berkata Gordon, and left the station right when the conductor blew his whistle while waving his green flag.
Meanwhile at the sheds, Sean was talking to Thomas, Percy, and Duck.
"My sebelumnya owner replaced me with newer diesels called a genesis." Sean told the three, "They can use a third rail for electricity."
"We don't have any engines like that on our lines." itik said.
"What is a third rail?" Percy asked.
"It's another rail that is parallel to the tracks." Sean explained, "Some diesels are capable of using the third rail to use electricity for power. I'm not one of them."
Just then, Gordon arrived at the sheds, "What are anda telling these engines?" Gordon asked.
"What my sebelumnya railroad was like." Sean told him.
"Sure." berkata Gordon, not believing him.
"Why don't anda believe him?" itik asked.
"It's not like he wants to take over our jobs" Percy said, "Some engines did that to him already."
"Really?" Gordon asked.
"Sad, but true." berkata Sean.
'Maybe, this guy isn't so bad after all.' Gordon thought, "Could anda tell me what your line was like?" Gordon said.
So that night, the engines heard a lot of stories that Sean told them, about how he pulled trains when he was brand new, but that's another story.
---
Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 19: Labor Day
Kevin and Liam were planning a special trip to celebrate Labor Day.
Liam: Where should we go?
Kevin: I'd like to try somewhere north for a change. A few Friends at work recommended Boston.
Liam: That's a good idea. Ooh, how about Cape Cod? There's a nice pantai over there.
Parker: *Arrives* Or, anda can see the parade in Flemington.
Kevin: I thought Flemington only had parades for Memorial Day, and Christmas.
Parker: I got the mayor to make an exception this year. Do anda want to know why?
Liam: Because you're a square. Physically, and metaphorically.
Parker: I am not a square!
Kevin: That's right, he's a pentagon.
Liam: Why do anda always lie to us Parker?
Parker: anda think you're really funny, don't you? Well I'm not standing for this. anda will go to the labor hari parade seterusnya Saturday, atau you'll be sorry.
As Parker walked away, Kevin and Liam continued to speak.
Liam: Let's go to Boston. It's further away from that psycho.
Kevin: Labor hari is supposed to celebrate not working. That parade will defeat the whole purpose since people will be working.
Liam: What about all the other places where people will be working?
Kevin: That's their decision. Parker's going to force everyone in Flemington to run a parade that no one wants to do, atau see.
Liam: I wonder what kind of vehicles he's going to have people look at as they go down Main Street.
Kevin: If it's cringe, I'm going to sabotage it.
In Flemington, Parker spoke to the mayor.
Parker: Now listen, I got most of the vehicles, and most of the funding. anda just need to provide the manpower.
Mayor: That's the problem I keep trying to address. Nobody wants to see a parade. It's Labor Day. They just want to relax, and enjoy the time off.
Parker: What better way to enjoy time off than with a parade? I trust you'll find enough shapes to help me run this successful parade.
Mayor: Will it really be successful?
Parker: Try to have lebih of a righteous attitude. This will be great. *Heads for the door* Need I remind anda about the blackmailing?
Mayor: Um, no.
When Parker drove away, he didn't notice a blue Silverado. Kevin parked his truck in front of the court house, accompanied sejak Liam.
Kevin: *Goes with Liam into the courthouse*
Mayor: Labor hari Parade. Nobody in this town has the interest.
Liam: *Walks in with Kevin* We want to talk to anda about a parade.
Mayor: Oh no, anda too?!
Kevin: Wait, we're on your side. The red square anda were just talking to is named Parker. He's trying to force people to run this parade.
Mayor: He berkata he was going to leave that to me.
Kevin: He's lying. He told us he had plans to make this work no matter what it took.
Liam: Do anda know if he's keeping any vehicles in storage for this event?
Mayor: Perhaps. There's a spot where we keep some vehicles.
While driving back to Frenchtown, Parker was feeling pleased with himself.
Parker: *Laughing* This Monday, I'll make people do actual work, therefore menunjukkan everyone what Labor hari is really about. Work.
Song: link
Hundreds of blue squares were playing Muzik as they marched down Main Street. They were rehearsing for the parade Parker wanted to host for Labor Day.
Parker: Good good good.
Tuba Square: *Misses a note, and trips*
Marching Squares: *Fall down*
Stop the song
Parker: Wrong wrong wrong! What was that?!?! I thought anda berkata anda were professionals!
Trumpet Square: Professionals get paid!
Parker: Don't complain, and keep practicing!!
Kevin and Liam went into the garaj where some vehicles were kept for the parade.
Liam: A lot of classics in here.
Kevin: *Looks at a truck with the head of Richard Nixon* Oh god that's scary!
Liam: anda berkata anda were going to destroy it.
Kevin: Wait, I have a better idea.
Parker: *Watching the marching squares struggle* I don't believe this! This should be easy for anda fools!
Kevin: *Driving the truck towards Parker, and honks the horn twice*
Parker: What?! *Looks at the truck* AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Kevin & Liam jumped out of the truck, and it knocked down Parker's tower.
Kevin: *Walking towards his truck* The rest of your cars have been set on fire. Have fun running your parade now. *Drives away with Liam*
Flute Square: What now Parker?
Parker: The parade is cancelled. Go home.
Ending Theme: link
Liam: Did anda really set all of the cars on fire? I thought we were only doing that if they were *Clears throat* "cancerous."
Kevin: I only berkata that to make him batal his stupid parade.
End Credits
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one lebih minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See anda later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground seterusnya to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head sejak her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front sejak his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit sejak her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit sejak his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, atau beaten up sejak floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 12, 2019
Song: link
Thomas: Aight I'mma head out. We're taking the 1st two weeks of February off, so we'll see anda on the 20th. Happy Valentine's Day.
Believe it atau not, I am quite the peminat of old black and white style of humor. From the silent Berlakon of Charlie Chaplin pre-Hitler stache era to the slapstick emas of the Three Stooges. Just something about that style of humor from that decade makes me laugh. And Abbott and Costello were no exception. They were just so much fun to watch from their shows and movies. And being a peminat of the classic Universal horror monsters, when I heard there was a crossover, I was both excited but skeptical. How could two differentiating genres make for a good movie… Well, you’d be surprised.
Despite...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded sejak two lebih tracks. On one end was an earth kuda, kuda kecil that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.
White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the soalan is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to...
anda know, I always told myself, if I ever start to run out of ideas, I should review this horror game. And what better time to review it than on the bulan of fear, October. So, I’d say it’s time we break that emergency glass and take out a game that I’ve been holding out on for a long time. The sci-fi horror game, System Shoc- Dead Space. It’s Dead Space. No one cares about System Shock.
Dead angkasa is a franchise that reminds me a lot like Alien. Dead angkasa 1 is a much lebih scary game and filled with terror. Dead angkasa 2 is a lebih action oriented game due to everyone knowing of...
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Dead angkasa is a franchise that reminds me a lot like Alien. Dead angkasa 1 is a much lebih scary game and filled with terror. Dead angkasa 2 is a lebih action oriented game due to everyone knowing of...
Now, what is one of the most laughably bad fanfics I have ever read in my entire life. Well, I think that that fanfic would be the Creepypasta known as Mad for McDonalds.
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat lebih at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Now, this story starts with a man who goes to a local McDonalds and starts eating. However, he just keeps eating, to the point where he becomes addicted to it. So addicted to where he goes there all the time, just eating Big Macs and stuff like that. Soon, his family keeps him from going back, so he gets angry and, for some reason, dresses up as Ronald McDonald and sneaks off to eat lebih at McDonalds only to become a great big fat fuck.
And that's about it. Like I said, this creepypasta, while not even being all that creepy, but is just so bad, that it is so hilarious. But, hey, that's only my opinion. Whats Your Take
Art by AquaMarine
Hello, everyone, and welcome to the first hari of the 12 Days of Christmassacre. From this hari until Christmas, for over twelve days, I will be talking about Krismas movies. But, I won’t just be talking about Krismas movies. Oh, no, no, no. I’m going to be talking about Krismas horror Filem (Because why else would it be a Corner of Horror review?). So, with all that out of the way, why don’t we start this senarai off with the most well known Krismas horror movie. And that movie is Black Christmas.
Black Krismas is a 1974 horror movie, from our Friends all the way in Canada....
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Black Krismas is a 1974 horror movie, from our Friends all the way in Canada....
