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After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happened to them. However, after his car breaks down in a nearby town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was berkata to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...

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What's Your Take - artikel 266 - Resident WEE-vil

posted by Windwakerguy430

With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Almost Gets Detention for angan-angan

posted by Windwakerguy430

Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of Friends my own age. It’s not like I had no Friends in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....

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Wind's Story Time: Wind's Brother Finds a Toy Gun and Uses It In a Fight

posted by Windwakerguy430

During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy jam for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun api, kebakaran was a good hari in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...

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Wind's Angry Adventures - The Bookworm

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Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: anda watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are anda anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do anda say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: anda had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours lalu
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask anda a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need anda to do something...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run sejak thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are anda the new api, kebakaran mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another kuda, kuda kecil on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, anda must be my new api, kebakaran mare....

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 6

posted by Windwakerguy430

Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One jam later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told anda not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...

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What's Your Take - artikel 153 - Mini Rants Part 3

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. And, I give anda the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer angkasa stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...

Chapter 5

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Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...

Windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 6 - Trollface

posted by Windwakerguy430

Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to tunjuk a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were anda guys expecting. With that I will see anda all seterusnya time

Windwakerguy430's bahagian, atas 20 kegemaran Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Stands (SPOILERS)

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Hello, everyone, and after finally catching up with Jojo up until Jojolion, and with either an OVA atau Vento Aureo being animated, as well as Diamond Records being released for mobile, and with the JOJO Great Festival that occurred on Sunday, I think now is a time to make at least one lebih Jojo related list. And what better senarai to make than a senarai of my kegemaran Stands in Jojo. And this time, I’m including them all, and that includes the main characters Stands, so I’m not holding back on anything. These will all be Stands from Jojo that I Cinta and what makes them so great, as well as a...

bahagian, atas Ten Mysterious Video Game Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Mystery is something that drives us all to curiosity. Whenever there is something that we cannot truly grasp the truth of, we wish to find that truth out, we wish for it to be clear to us, rather than just remaining a mystery. It is only human for us to want the truth in a mystery, rather than try to ignore it, the thoughts of it eating away at us, only increasing our curiosity.... I mean, how else did stuff like shock video get so popular? But disgusting and horrifying fetish video aside, we're here to talk about video games as usual. Specifically, characters from video games that are just...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 28 Part 1/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Some shows featured in this artikel maybe inappropriate for anyone under 13. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our peminat-peminat squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with pelangi, rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.

8:00 PM

My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of pelangi, rainbow Dash - Series Finale

8:30 PM

On...

What's Your Take - artikel 71 - awan Mows the Lawn???

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as awan Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final Fantasi 7. And if anda know me, you'd know that Final Fantasi 7 is one of my kegemaran games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with awan mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about awan looking...

Powerpuff Girls Meme

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Windwakerguy430's bahagian, atas 200 Video Game Songs

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#200: Beginner Race (Marble Madness)
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#199: Peril (Halo 2)
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#198: Dart’s Theme (Legend of Dragoon)
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#197: The Wind is Calling (Xenogears)
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#196: Into the Wilderness (Wild Arms)
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#195: Gangster TV (Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko)
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#194: Go Straight (Streets of Rage)
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#193: Staff Roll (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins)
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#192: Boss Theme (Rocket Knight Adventures)
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#191: buaian (Goldeneye 007)
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#190: Radical Highway Classic (Sonic Generations 3DS)
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#189: Mute City (F-Zero)
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#188: Conclusion (Guilty Gear)
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#187: N. Sanity pantai (Crash Bandicoot)
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#186: Soviet Connection...

What's Your Take - artikel 260 - CleNO the Killer

posted by Windwakerguy430

anda know what I can’t fucking stand? All these Jeff the Killer ripoffs. Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Jenn the Killer, Jenny the Killer. Killer this. Killer that. ARE anda FUCKING KIDDING?! What is it with the emotional teenage girls liking this pathetic little jalang, perempuan jalang of a serial killer. He’s not even attractive, unless anda find someone who just got done tounging a weedwhacker attractive. And his story is fucking awful, so why do people like this pale little shit so much to the point where there are ripoffs. And no, the ripoffs are just as bad. A perfect example is this one I am reading...

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My Little Pornstar Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi, rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tunjuk - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. pelangi, rainbow Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy:...

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What's Your Take - artikel 165 - Bong Chong- Oh, Forget It

posted by Windwakerguy430

So, there is only one last Bong Chong Dong story. The last one. Will this one be better than the first, atau will it be just as bad as the second. Only one way to find out.
So, this story starts with the girl from the first story… anda know… That girl from the first story. So, she is on a bus, in what has to be the reddest tunnel in existence. I mean, seriously, why is there so much red in one tunnel. Is this some sort of Korean belief I don’t know about. I don’t know.
So, the girl falls asleep, only to wake up, to see that everyone else is asleep. Yeah, because, red is such an amazing sleeping...

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What's Your Take - artikel 125 - Highschool of the Dred

posted by Windwakerguy430

Well, this one has been on the chopping block for a while, and, since its October, and since this Anime is kind of a horror Anime (Thought, that's debatable) I think now is the best time to talk about the anime, Highschool of the Dead.
Now, this is the first Anime that has zombies in it. Now, I Cinta anything with zombies, from games, like Left 4 Dead, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Dead Rising, Filem like Shaun of the Dead, Zombieland, and Land of the Dead, and Televisyen shows like The Walking Dead........ Okay, so thats the only tunjuk I know that has zombies in it. But, when I heard there was...