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Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And sejak treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a kartrij lying on the meja, jadual written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, berkata Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...

Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. anda live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When anda look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, anda see, I have this selamat, peti deposit keselamatan here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, anda just have this big keldai selamat, peti deposit keselamatan lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...

Link: (Wakes up) Huh, what happened
King of Red Lions: Oh, Link, good thing your safe. After your Pokemon burned down that building, I got anda out of there
Link: Huh (Sees Tetra) Holy shit, did me and Tetra-
King of Red Lions: No
Link: Goddamn it
King of Red Lions: Anyway, we need to go to the sacred realm again, because............. Well, lets go (Goes through portal)

King of Red Lions: Well, here we are
Link: (Breathes for air) Why the fuck didn't anda warn me
King of Red Lions: I can't help it. I'm a boat. I don't even have lungs. Anyway, just go in there, and take Tetra
Tetra: (Wakes up) Did someone...

Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest anda try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So anda witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could anda tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

Here’s another list, because twenty Lost games wasn’t enough. There was way too much games that were Lost for several reasons. You’d think that in this hari and age, it would be hard to lose a game with the level of internet access we have. But no, there are still hundreds of games out there, that never made it to consoles, and probably will stay that way. There was just way too much to leave out, I just had to make a saat list, continuing the discussion on Lost video games that were either eventually found, have some evidence of their existence, atau are so obscure, anda probably wouldn’t...

Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the peminat-peminat tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. anda don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...

Yet another fanfic about a tunjuk I never had the chance to watch. Now, from what I know, this fanfic is based off of the hit anime, Sailor Moon... A tunjuk in which I never got around to watching because I'm an idiot that never looks at popular stuff. Anyway, this fanfic here, named Rini's Horrible Death, is a huge piece of shit that I'm surprised I actually got through it without wanting to find the actul sorce for this fanfic and burn every bit of it. Lets begin, shall we?
So, the whole fanfic is about a character from the tunjuk named Serena is getting fed up with Rini always getting in the way...

What do anda get when anda take a beloved cartoon and mix it with some of the worst fanfics known to man... anda get Dipper Goes to taco Bell
You can tell just from Membaca that tajuk that this is stupid. This is a Gravity Falls fanfic, and a bad one at that. Now, let me start off sejak saying I have not had the luck to watch Gravity Falls. Of course, I am willing to give the tunjuk a try, but, for the moment, I have no clue what the tunjuk is, atau who the characters are, so, if I make a mistake involving the show, then, don't get mad. Just remember, I have not watched this tunjuk yet. Anyway, the fanfic...

Okay, let me just get this out of the way, right now. The Devilman run is one of the silliest things I think I've ever seen. I can't handle looking at this without laughing. It's the stupidest thing ever and I Cinta it. But, that aside, let us discuss the Netflix original anime, Devilman: Crybaby, and why people have gotten so excited when talking about it.



Devilman: Crybaby is a ten episode Netflix original anime. Now, there haven't been much Netflix original animes. Including this one, there's about... three.... One of them being Neo Yokio. Oh, now that's true terror. Anyway, Devilman:...

~A Desire of Knowledge~
*Benny was sitting at his desk, the lab that he sat within sejak his lonesome was dark except for the single computer in front of him, lingering over him, the glare hitting his face as he worked in the night. The cool, autumn wind blew through the open window and brushed against him as he continued to work. A strange phenomenon was going on in the world of science. A strange artifact was found floating amongst space. It was something that no one on their own could tell what it was. The thought of what it could be drove Benny to utter hysteria, as he was obsessed on finding...

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, anda finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, anda shouldn't be tortured sejak the reboot. I'm going to tell anda the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

Video games have a huge variety of enemies. Some range from simple and weak, like Halo’s Grunts, some range from pretty hard but fun like the Black Knights from Dark Souls, and some are just fun to attack. But then… there are THOSE enemies. anda know the ones, the ones that seem to only exist just to piss the player off, due to how annoying they are. Yeah, those ones. So, today, I want to share with anda all the enemies from video games that brought me the worst kind of pain possible. First, some rules. Only from games that I have played, so no Falcons from Ninja Gaiden. Also, only one enemy...

Read over Grapes of Wrath Summary
Ask Ben about what we did in Language Arts and Creative Writing
Work on Algebra
Read through the Maltese helang, falcon Chapter
Return Grapes of Wrath book Language Arts

Crestfallen Warrior: Welcome to Lordran. There are actually two Bells of Awakening. One in Undead Burg, and the other is in Blighttown
Wind: Huh, I thought there was only one. Well, thank you, kind sir
Crestfallen Warrior: Glad I could he- (Wind stabs him in the chest and takes his humanity)
Wind: Well, I need your humanity lebih than anda do, so take care

Wind: (Walks across bridge)
Undead Soldiers: (Follow Wind)...

There are a lot of endings in video games. They all usually end happily, with the main character beating the bad guy, and saving the world. And, as a fictional world where things end well for everyone, we all like to see good triumph over evil. But, in the world of video games, there are just some moments that don’t care about the good ending. Sure, the good ending is right there, but what if anda can’t get it. What if, no matter how hard anda try, anda can’t get that good ending, resulting in a bad ending atau even the worst ending possible. And that’s what this senarai is for. So, let us...

hei THERE, I'M DAN DUMBASS! :D THE ONLY HUMAN BEING IN THE WORLD TO BE AN EXACT REPLICA OF EVERY GODDAMN TROLL EVER!

........THAT WASNT A COMPLIMENT, WAS IT?

SO APPARENTLY THERE'Z THIS tunjuk NAMED MIR-MER-ME-RAI NEK-NIKEI? WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT THIS! I SWEAR, UH.....

MER-MIRAI-MIRAIAH? NICK-NEI-NI-FUCK IT! FUTURE DIARY!

THIS tunjuk IS SO AMAZINGBALLZ! :D THE CONSEPT IS SO GOOD, DA VOICE ACTIN IS VRILLIANT, AND DAT THEM SONG IS SO GOOD!

THIS tunjuk IS SO GOOD! :D GOODGOODGOODGOOD I DONT KNOW ANY OTHER POSITIVE WORD OTHER THAN GOOD! :D

SO DA STORYZ ABOUT DIS SCARY CAT GUY NAMD I CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE...

Back when I was still a stupid kid who got injured on a daily basis, I thought that after getting shot in the back and breaking my foot, I couldn’t hurt myself any worse atau in any dumber ways…. I was wrong. I could easily harm myself in ever lebih worse and even lebih dumber ways than either asking to be shot with a BB gun atau try to do an Ollie when I knew jackshit about skateboards. So, how is this seterusnya injury dumber and lebih dangerous? I tried slicing Buah with a dapur pisau while holding the Buah in my hand…. I am not making this shit up, I was honestly that stupid. anda would think...

Back when I was living in the extremely sitcom like neighborhood as a kid, I remember going to Edgewood Middle School. It was honestly the worst tahun of my life. However, before I found out it got bad, I remember seeing this girl. For reasons I can’t explain, we’ll just call her Girl. So, I had a huge crush on this girl. We shared three classes together, and I would always ask to sit in the back, because due to being socially awkward at the time, I was telah diberi permission to choose which kerusi, tempat duduk I would sit at, and I would sit in the back, and would always look at her. Creepy, I know, but I was...