Queen Elizabeth



and



Dolly Parton



die on the same hari and they both go


before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one angkasa left that day,

so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.


The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular

reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her bahagian, atas and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created,

and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'


The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of

Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.


Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.


The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, anda may go in.'


Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?

I tunjuk anda two of God's own perfect creations and anda turn me down. She wees into a toilet and she gets in!

Would anda explain that to me?'


'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,



A Royal Flush




Beats a Pair -
No Matter How Big They Are.