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(The story starts with Joey sleeping at his house with chips on his stomach, in a white baju and underwear)

Mai: Unacceptable!

Joey: Mai!

Mai: My Friends will be here in 20 minit for my slumber party and you're laying around in your tighty-no-longer-whities.

Joey: A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend.

Mai: If anda trusted me anda would leave for the night.

Joey: (he laughs and jagung chips come out of his nose) anda make jagung Crunch come out my nose!

Mai: Joey!

Joey: Look, I'll stay upstairs in my room and not interrupt.

Mai: anda promise?

Joey: I promise.

Mai: Good night, hun. (giggles)

Joey: Good night, sweetie. (He goes upstairs. Mai walks to the refrigerator, and finds that Joey is there, chaining it up)

Mai: Joey!

Joey: Oh, hi, Mai. I was just setting out refreshments for your friends. (He hands a tray with crackers on a plate and tap water in a cup)

Mai: Crackers and tap water? anda are the stupidiest guy alive!

Joey: Don't say that. Here, would your Friends want some pizza?

Mai: Well, yeah. Yeah, we would.

Joey: OK, anda could have your allowance early. (He takes out his wallet and pulls out some packs of ketchup)

Mai: Ketchup?!

Joey: See, anda put it on the crackers (does so) and a mamma mia anda got-a one-a spicy pizza pie-a. (He eats it; then Mai grabs Joey, about to send him to his room) Okay, okay, I'm going. (Mai flings him into his room. Suddenly, she hears knocking on the door outside)
Mai: Oh! They're here! (She rushes outside, only to find Joey putting a board on the house, listing all of the rules) Hi! (angrily) Joey? (She notices Joey building rules)

Joey: Just putting up the house rules.

Mai: No dancing, no loud Muzik after 7:30, no touching the root bir cellar?!

Joey: And the most important one in all, no boys allowed! (Pulls a switch that puts up glowing, neon words on the roof of the house: NO BOYS ALLOWED) Isn't it glorious? (Mai leaves and locks the door on him) Sweetie, anda accidentally locked the door!

Mai: You’re not coming back in this house until after my slumber party is over!

Joey: Say whaaatttt!!! This is mutiny!

Mai: What are anda gonna do about it? Take away my allowance? (Throws the crackers with ketchup on them) Here anda go!

Joey: Open this door atau I’ll...

(The neon sign shorts out and so does Domino City)

(At Yami's house, Joey has just finished telling him that he wants to stay at his house)

Yami: anda wanna stay here? At my house? With MEEEEEEE?

Joey: Whaddya say, boy?

(Yami rockets up in excitement)

Yami: Yes! Slumber party!

Joey: Maybe I should just sleep under the highway.

(Afterwards, Yami and Joey get into some sleeping bags and lie down near the TV)

Yami: We can stay up really, really late! And tell ghost stories! And trade duel cards! (He shows Joey his duel monster cards)

Joey: Is that what girls do at slumber parties?

Yami: No. They invite boys over and destroy the house!

Joey: Say what?!

Yami: anda know how girls are. (chuckles)

Joey: Uh, Pharaoh, do anda know anything about girls?

Yami: (laughs) Do I know any... no. But Yugi does.

(We see Yugi Membaca a magazine, also holding the remote)

Yugi: Here comes the movie. (flicks on TV)

TV Announcer: We now return to tonight’s scary movie: Slumber Party Zombie Attack!

(In the movie, some girls are having a slumber party)

Girl 1: bantal fight! (Girls fight and giggle)

(A bantal is thrown into a vase and picture frame)

Girl 2: Missed me!

Joey: (Gasp) Look what they’re doing to that man’s house!

Yami: But, Joey, it’s only a mov-

Joey: Quiet!

(Back in the movie, the girls are continuing their slumber party)

Girl: Boys are here! (Some boys arrive)

Boy 1: Hi, girls. I brought my destructive friends.

Boy 2: Nice to (Breaks a model boat) meet you!


Boy 1: Ha! Destroying other people’s possessions is fun!

(The boys cause havoc at the slumber party. They even burn some money, which frightens Joey)

Joey: (screaming) Turn it off! Turn it off, I can’t take it!

Yami: I don’t think this is the scary part yet.

Joey: I…said…turn it off! (He destroys the TV with a bat)

Yami: Joey. I never knew anda were scared of zombies.

Joey: Not zombies, ya Knuckle Head! (whispers) Teenagers.

Yami: Zombie teenagers?

Joey: No! Mai and her no-good friends! They’re probably destroying my house right now! Like this! (He knocks over a plant and mocks a teenager) Oops! I don’t care! It’s not mine! (Finds Yami’s portrait of himself) Oh, look! One of the utama owner’s most prized possessions! (He throws it over shoulder) La-dee-da!

Yami: Joey...

Joey: (Goes over to bookshelf) Ooh look, this’ll be fun to destroy! (He knocks down the shelf on the floor) Whee! (normal voice) Now do anda get it, Pharaoh?

Yami: Oh, I do, Joey. It must be horrible to invite people into your utama and have them treat your property with so little respect! (We see Yami's house now. It is destroyed)

Joey: That’s what teenagers do! Do anda want this to happen to my house?

Yami: No.

Joey: Then get into Mai’s party and find out what they’re doing!

Yami: Leave it to me, my friend. I’ve got the perfect disguise.

(At Joey and Mai's house, Mai and her Friends are in Pearl's room, laughing and Membaca magazines. There is a knock on the door. Mai jawapan it)

Mai: Hello?

(A girl that looks like Mokuba is there with her suitcase)

Girly: Hi, I’m here for the slumber party.

Mai: Do I know you?

Girly: My name is... um... Girly Teengirl!

Mai: (suspicious) Uh-huh.

Girly: Um, I just moved here from... um... Farawayville.

Mai: I know it’s you, Mokuba Kaiba!

Girly: I don’t know what you’re talking about! (Mai pulls her hair and lifts her up into the air) Aaaaah!

Mai: anda were sent to spy on me sejak your brother! Get him, girls!

Girly: Aaaaah! (The girls start attacking her)

(Girly soon runs away with Buah being thrown at her)

Girly: (crying) I am so moving back to Farawayville!

(Yami and Joey drive up in a pizza delivery truck)

Joey: Who the heck is that?

Yami: I don’t know, but she is ug-ly! Now to put on that disguise I told anda about. (He puts on a phony mustache) Ta-da! Huh? Huh? Huh?

Joey: anda are one-of-a-kind king of games.

(Yami knocks on the door of Joey's house, holding a pizza box)

Yami: (with pizza box) pizza delivery.

Mai: We didn’t order any pizza!

Yami: Y-You didn’t?

Joey: Pharaoh, tell ‘em it’s from me!

Yami: Joesph Wheeler sent it. It’s already paid for.

Mai: (Opens the door) I’d sooner believe angkasa aliens sent me a free pizza before I’d believe that knuckle head would! Now, who are you?

Yami: Um.. uh... (His mustache flutters away) Hey!

Mai: Yami?!

Yami: She's on to us, Joey! Drive!

Joey: Right! (He drives off without Yami)

Yami: I wanted to come with you, Joey.

(The girls grab Yami)

Pearl: Get him!

Yami: AHH! (He drops the empty pizza box. It opens)

Mai: Oh, big surprise. Joey was too cheap to buy real pizza!

(Back at Yami’s house, Joey is digging through Yami's box in his bedroom)

Joey: What’s taking the Pharaoh so long? I’m getting tired of looking through his stuff.
(There is a knock on the door)(Answers it) Hello? (Sees the pizza box) Pizza!

(Yami, in the shape of a pizza, is inside; Joey screams)

Yami: I’m sorry, Joey. I failed you.

Joey: I know, buddy. (takes a slice of Yami)

Yami: Oh, that’s my hair!

(Joey bites slice, then spits it out)

Joey: And it’s ice cold, too. anda should have been back here in 30 minit atau less! (takes another slice)

(At Joey and Mai's house, the girls are playing a board game. There is a knock on the door)

Mai: Who is it?

Yami: (disguised) Piano repair man!

(The girls are giggling)

Mai: Okay! We’ll be right out!

Yami: Joey, it’s working!

(Mai and her Friends drop the Piano on Yami from the roof)

Mai: Have it back sejak tomorrow, OK?

Yami: (squashed) Maybe we should leave them alone. They seem pretty trustworthy.

Joey: anda get into that party right now!

Yami: Yes, Joey.

(There is another knock on the door of Joey and Mai's house)

Mai: Whoever could it be this time?

Yami: It’s me. Can we talk, Mai? Female to male, please?

Mai: (to her Friends on the roof) Hold the boiling oil! (Her Friends groan) What do anda want, Yami?

Yami: Oh, please let me stay at your party! Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!

Mai: No!

Yami: Give me one good reason why I can’t stay!

Mai: I can give anda a hundred million billion reasons!

Yami: I only asked for one, Mai.

Mai: Reason number one: you’re just like Joey!

Yami: Really?!

Mai: A no-good, dried-up, old fuddy-duddy!

Yami: So if I prove I’m fun to you, Mai, can I stay?

Mai: Sure, hun. If anda can prove you’re the most fun person on the planet in the seterusnya ten seconds, anda can stay.

Yami: I only need eight! (He runs inside) Whoo! Party! (cranks up record player) Crank it up!

Mai: Five seconds.

Yami: These old newspapers are confetti in fun hands! Whoo!

Vivian: I’m allergic to newsprint! (starts blotching) Oh, ow!

Mai: Two seconds! (Opens up a trap door to Joey's root bir cellar. Yami falls inside) OK, OK, I got to admit. That was kinda fun.

Akiza: I think he’s hurt.

Mai: He’s not hurt. (Yami groans) See?

Akiza: Maybe he’s a zombie!

Vivian: If he comes back as a zombie and eats my brain, I’m totally not going to be your friend anymore! (Mai closes the trap door)

Yami: (recovers) Ooh, Joey's root bir cellar.
(Opens all the root bir kegs which fills up the cellar. Yami absorbs it all with his Millennium Puzzle. Upstairs, the girls are watching the same movie Yami and Joey were watching)

TV Announcer: We now return to Slumber Party Zombie Attack!

Girl on TV: Ahh, a zombie! (A slimy, ugly thing appears on screen)

Mai: This movie isn’t all that scary!

Vivian: Yeah, that zombie looks totally fake!

(The trap door creaks open, and the girls look. Yami emerges enormous and dripping with root beer, similar to the one on TV)

Yami: (gurgling) Party!

Girls: Aah! Zombie!

Yami: Fun! (Squirts root bir out of his Millennium Puzzle)

Luna: Aah! (gets soaked sejak root bir and falls down)

Rebecca: Zombie juice! (gets blasted and falls down)

Serenity: Aah, run!

Mai: AHHH! (She narrowly avoids a root bir blast, which soaks some knick-knacks)

(Root bir starts pouring out of the windows with Rawak girls sliding out)

Yami: (gurgling) Who wants to dance?

Tea: No! I already have a nice boyfriend!

Yami: Let’s boogie! Whoo! (He starts spinning teh and Serenity in circles and get thrown out of windows)

(The house keeps spewing lebih soda and eventually breaks the door down. The spewing stops as Joey pops onto the scene)

Joey: What in Ra’s toupee is going on here? Aah! My knick-knacks! Aah! My root beer! (Walks past Pearl) My pile of old newspapers! (sobbing) I was maybe gonna read that someday! (to Mai) I knew I shouldn’t have trusted you!

Mai: Trusted me? Your friend destroyed this house! (Picks up Yami from inside the record player) The only boy at the party!

Joey: Yami?!

Yami: (normal voice) Well, Joey, anda know how boys are. (Mai drops him) Gah!

Mai: (to Joey, angrily) It’s your fault is ruined, and all my Friends have zombie shock syndrome!

Tea: (rocking back and forth) I’m too pretty to be a zombie!
Yami: Tea..... (he and teh kiss)

Mai: We were fine with a nice simple slumber party. But now, it’s gonna cost you!

Joey: Cost me what?

Mai: (sinister) Money...

Joey: EEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

(At the beach, a party is being held sejak Mai. There are many people there)

Mai: Everyone having a good time? (crowd cheering) Well, anda can all thank Joey for making this possible! Thank you, Joey!

(Joey is far away behind a velvet rope. A body guard is watching him)

Joey: You’re welcome, Mai! (leaning on rope) Oh, this is so expensive!

Bodyguard: You’re not allowed any closer, sir. (Yami appears)

Yami: Joey, I think I know what’ll cheer anda up.
(Puts drinking glass in Millennium Puzzle and squirts some root bir into it) A mug of ice cold root beer!

Joey: No, Pharaoh, that doesn’t cheer me up at all!!!
Weevil: Heh heh, yeah like lets steal the invitations to the party from the main characters

Rex: yeah, like, lets do it

*28 attempts of theft later*

Seto: Hello, domino Police? .....Yeah some idiots tried to rob me.

Weevil & Rex: mmph! mmph, mmph! *Seto drpped kicked them, tied them up and put tape on their mouths.*

*Police arrive and take weevil and rex to the car*

Seto: Have good time in jail

Mokuba: Merry Christmas

Seto & Mokuba: DON'T DROP THE SOAP!! *both start laughing

* At Jail showers*

Rex: darn I keep dropping this stupid soap!

* In Rex's cell*

Rex's cellmate: *licks lips* I saw anda droping the soap toady, my name's Bubba. What's yours?

Rex: thinks * HOLY CRAP! the Kaiba's warned that this would happen!*
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The Reunited Kingdom

{Scene switches back to the Outlanders, crossing a river on the way to
attack Pride Rock.}

{Scene switches again; now back at Pride Rock, where Joey and Tristan
are talking.}

JOEY:
I can't believe we Lost her again. This is the eight thousandth time!

TRISTAN:
Ooh!

JOEY:
I thought anda were gonna watch her!

TRISTAN:
Me? anda were gonna watch her!

JOEY:
I thought anda were gonna watch her!

TRISTAN:
No, anda were gonna watch her!

JOEY:
You were gonna watch her!

TRISTAN:
Aah, watch this! {he leaps onto Joey}

JOEY:
Oww! Take that, anda creepy watchmen! Say it! Say it!

TRISTAN:
Aaah! Aaah!

{Joey and Tristan...
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Chapter 1: Aboard the ship

    The morning sun was rising upon the land of Egypt making the Great Nile river shine, the hot winds blowing through the desert creating small sand tornadoes no larger than an asp, and the birds flying through the sky to find their morning breakfast. Beyond the Nile lies the Mediterranean sea, and upon the surface of this large body of water there was the ship Osiris sailing away from the docks of Turkey after the crew getting their trade of emas for exotic spices. Within the ship's brig lied a young boy. He woke from the sound of the waves brushing...
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