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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse atau Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by emmett

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up sejak Singing pantai Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say anda taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...

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Your Favourite Tri-Wizard Champions!

posted by narniafreak12

The Tri-Wizard Champion!

So, I was buzy making picks to decide your favourite Tri-wizard champion, and I've decided to tunjuk the results in a countdown!

4. Fleur Delacour
In at number 4 is Fleur! She was always going to be last, with anda calling her 'a twit', 'over-the-top feminine' and 'little miss perfect'. She Lost anda guys pretty badly, but I don't think she did too bad in the tornament, but hey, that's just my opinion.

3. Viktor Krum
At number 3, Krum! This Bulgarian seeker seemed to annoy alot of you, including me! Whether it was because he seemed 'bleh' (your words), atau because of the friction it caused between Ron...

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Interview with a Mary Sue

posted by LilysLittleTwin

Authors note: If anda don’t laugh, I shall set my army of flying turtles upon you!

Disclaimer: Yes, I own Harry Potter and have nothing better to do than write weird Fanfiction for my own book. If anda believed me for a second, quit Membaca now.

~Interview with a Mary Sue~

Here I am, sent to interview a not-so-rare species. I’m your local reporter, LilysLittleTwin, and today I’ll be interviewing a Mary Sue named Angela Perfetta.

LLT: So, Angela, what are your hobbies?

AP: I enjoy painting, playing the violin, playing for the Montrose Magpies, and in my spare time, saving orphaned kittens.

LLT:...

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Use well the days - (A Barty Crouch Jr. peminat Fic | feat. Sirius Black)

posted by bendaimmortal

Warnings: PG-13. Mild language. Mild violence.
Char.: Barty Crouch Jr, Sirius Black. The Crouch family in the later chaps.
This is NOT a Slash fic.
Summary: Sirius and Barty Jr., unaware of it, end up in the same detention, which leads into battle of egos until they have to learn that each others are only human after all and even find something in common. The other chapters are something else though related to the first..
Chapters: Four. (4). The 2nd & later, do not base on any game topic anymore and so are completely written sejak me and are all about the Crouch family.
Author(s): WolfAngel'JR...

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53 Ways to Infuriate Ron Weasley

posted by vanillaicecream

1. Tell him Hermione has a boyfriend.

2. Repeatedly ask him whatever happened to "Lav-Lav"?

3. Tell him Krum is coming back.

4. Stare pointedly at his forehead, looking bewildered.

5. …and when he asks what you’re looking at, say in a disappointed voice, “I just thought you’d have a scar too, being Harry Potter’s (sigh adoringly then look superior) sidekick and all.”

6. Tell him that Krum is having a welcome back party and everyone is invited.

7. ..except him, that is.

8. The seterusnya time someone says “Ron”, state loudly, “Isn’t that the name of Harry Potter’s useless sidekick?...

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Ways to Lighten Up the Ministry

posted by crazyduds2

1. Put a whopee cushion on Delores Umbridge's seat. When she asks anda why it's there, respond with, "The dark lord is back. Watch yourself." And than walk away.
2. Blare loud muggle rap Muzik from your office and scream "Oh yeah, baby!" And "Whoa yeah!" At Rawak times.
3. Install lighting in the Department of Mysteries and call it the "Department of Lighting."
4. Scream in the hall, "Bellatrix! Why have anda left me?" And than ask the nearest person if they would like to sertai anda for a butterbeer after work.
5. Tell everyone that anda have a secret. When they ask anda what it is, say "Meet me at Hogwarts." When they ask why, simply stand there until another person comes sejak and ask them if they want a free broomstick.
6. Walk up to an employee and ask "Where did fudge go?" When they say he left the ministry, scream in there faces that he didn't leave.

Well, that's all I've got. Thanks for reading.

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25 Ways to Tick Off a Harry Potter peminat

posted by BellaCullen96

1. In casual conversation, constantly ask: "Now what was the name of that kid with the scar again?"

2. Anytime they bring up the books, close your ears and sing loudly - then tell them they're spoiling it for anda (even if anda have no intention of Membaca them).

3. Ask what "HP" stands for.

4. When they begin to theorize, bluntly say "I think Harry is in cahoots with Voldemort and it's all just a huge publicity stunt."

5. Tell them anda think the Filem are better than the books.

6. Suggest they read the buku on SparkNotes, because it's a lot faster.

7. Destroy any and all of their delusions...

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83 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse, atau Generally Scare the Dursleys

posted by BellaCullen96

1. Should Dudley be backing up for any reason, go "beep, beep, beep . . ."

2. Egg their house. Don't feel confined to chicken eggs.

3. kot their entire dapur with butter.

4. Get a cheap Muggle cell phone. Give it a very annoying ring tone, and set it to ring every jam on the hour. Make it invisible. Hide it in the air vent of their house.

5. Charm their garden hose to come to life and spray them down.

6. Charm their lawn to sprout large purple mushrooms. When stepped on, these mushrooms should squeak loudly.

7. Replace any Bunga in their garden with the ever popular water squirting flowers....

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Fred and George Weasley: Gone

posted by serenafan122

For several long seconds, George’s mind refused -- no, was unable -- to comprehend what his eyes were telling it. He could not believe it; surely it was not possible. A joke, atau a misunderstanding, atau something serious, but not that serious, not enough to warrant the tears on everyone’s faces, nor his mother’s silence and outstretched arms. Not enough for Charlie’s pale face and blank eyes, nor Ginny’s quiet whimpers, nor Percy’s shoulders, heaving with silent sobs.

And then the awareness seeped through, the sight of Fred’s body registered, and there was something in his throat,...

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harry potter??? twilight vs harry potter

posted by H20rockzcleo

hi im caitlín and i enjoy Membaca both harry potter and twiight buku but....... i cant decide which one is better some people think different but its good to have an opinion!!! am i right, i think i am see thats an opinion and im just wanted to say what is your opinion ... and comparing is ok the world would be boring if we were all the same and thought the same and this is NOT JUDGE MENTAL!!!no debates please!!! my opnion is that there both smashing buku to read and anda dont have to agree there both very entertaining to read and watch thats my opinion i cant wait to read yours!!!

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Remus Lupin & Salem Snape - Part 4

posted by Brysis

I don´t know if this part will be a little bit confusing for some ppl but i hope anda like it!
I really Cinta to write this story...
Thank anda so much

His eyes were blue as always… but cold, intimidating, as the eyes of a wolf. We were in a room where I had never been before what surprised me. It was a small room with many old broken tables and chairs stowed on bahagian, atas of each other, wood shelves wrapped in labah-labah webs caring old goblets. In one corner was a large mirror blurry sejak dust, all of it was made of emas and I could see my face reflected in it. I was pale like a ghost and his eyes were still...

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

posted by Poopla

When i first watched this film, my first thought was that the film was absolutly brilliant but different from the book although it did have 400 pages ad so it was a lot to put in.
I thought the bad thing about this film was the absolutly rubbish Ciuman sejak daniel radcliff and cho chang because it was too long and really wierd.
The good thing about the film was the special effects that made anda belive that it was there really happening. Also, i wish we saw lebih of ginny, all she did was glare at cho chang which is boring. there wasn't much talking but lots of magic and exitment. I thought that...

House hybrids

posted by Pinnipedi

anda hear a lot about house hybrids but not much about their actual characteristics? I just wanted to write something on what each hybrid would be like. What do anda think? BTW I was just trying to paint a picture of a stereotypical hybrid for each one. I wasn't saying all hybrids have ALL these qualities

Gryffinclaw

-Messy, prone to being very dysfunctional, don't work well within this society

-Would break the law to uphold the truth

-Against "the system"

-Spends a disproportionate of time online and not enough on school/work/uni

-Loud about their views

-Probably believes in the concept of "universal...

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⚡ Memorable Moments in Harry Potter ⚡

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Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone

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Harry Potter and The Philosopher's Stone

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Harry Potter

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Hogwarts School Teachers Scorecard

posted by 99148770

This is a Scorecard of The Hogwarts School Teachers from Harry Potter buku and Movies, The Five rankings are Love, Like, Neutral, Dislike and Hate.

List:

*Albus Dumbledore - Love
*Minerva McGonagall - Love
*Rubeus Hagrid - Love
*Remus Lupin - Love
*Rolanda Hooch - Like
*Sybill Trelawney - Like
*Horace Slughorn - Like
*Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody - Like
*Pomona Sprout - Like
*Filius Flitwick - Like
*Severus Snape - Like
*Gilderoy Lockhart - Neutral
*Quirinus Quirrell - Neutral
*Dolores Umbridge - Hate

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