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From an e-mel I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. anda need it down. anda don’t hear us complaining about anda leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon atau the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what anda want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable jawapan to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if anda want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we berkata 6 months lalu is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all komen-komen become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If anda think you’re fat, anda probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we berkata can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes anda sad atau angry, we meant the other one.
14. anda can either ask us to do something atau tell us how anda want it done. Not both. If anda already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever anda have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. labu is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and anda say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know anda are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If anda ask a soalan anda don’t want an answer to, expect an answer anda don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything anda wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless anda are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, atau Cars.
23. anda have enough clothes.
24. anda have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank anda for Membaca this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the sofa, kerusi panjang tonight, but did anda know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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From an e-mel I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. anda need it down. anda don’t hear us complaining about anda leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon atau the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what anda want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable jawapan to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if anda want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we berkata 6 months lalu is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all komen-komen become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If anda think you’re fat, anda probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we berkata can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes anda sad atau angry, we meant the other one.
14. anda can either ask us to do something atau tell us how anda want it done. Not both. If anda already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever anda have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. labu is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and anda say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know anda are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If anda ask a soalan anda don’t want an answer to, expect an answer anda don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything anda wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless anda are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, atau Cars.
23. anda have enough clothes.
24. anda have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank anda for Membaca this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the sofa, kerusi panjang tonight, but did anda know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
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One of my favorite book series'.
Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American Muzik Awards coming up on the 21st of November.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$sha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
anda can vote for your Kegemaran on the event webpage here: American Muzik Awards.
It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!
In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?
And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$sha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.
anda can vote for your Kegemaran on the event webpage here: American Muzik Awards.
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5 lebih incredibly Rawak stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and Rawak in it's own way....
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide sejak zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide sejak zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."
Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates anda , like constantly talking atau doing everything anda do , well im gonna help anda deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , anda can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a bantal in anda purse/bag , so if anda need to scream , scream in the bantal , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , anda COULD use them to block that person out , but studies tunjuk that if that person happens to menelan one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , anda can always throw it at him/her
2) Carry a bantal in anda purse/bag , so if anda need to scream , scream in the bantal , this pervents people from thinking your crazy
3) Earphones , anda COULD use them to block that person out , but studies tunjuk that if that person happens to menelan one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,
4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,
5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work
6) if its your sibbling ,
Girl:flush her fav Barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:
Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
Are You MAD!?
I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't peminat anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profil and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to peminat someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a peminat of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my seterusnya reason...
If anda have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to peminat you.
However, if i can see that you're a peminat of 'Random' atau 'Harry Potter' atau 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will peminat anda back.
On the other hand, if anda are looking at this thinking that anda haven't done any of these things, then feel free to peminat me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to peminat someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a peminat of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.
Which would lead me onto my seterusnya reason...
If anda have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to peminat you.
However, if i can see that you're a peminat of 'Random' atau 'Harry Potter' atau 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will peminat anda back.
On the other hand, if anda are looking at this thinking that anda haven't done any of these things, then feel free to peminat me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
